A white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here."
The black man turned around and stood up. He then said:
"Listen sir....when I was born I was BLACK, "
"When I grew up I was BLACK, "
"When I'm sick I'm BLACK, "
"When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, "
"When I'm cold I'm BLACK, "
"When I die I'll be BLACK."
"But you sir."
"When you're born you're pink, "
"When you grow up you're white, "
"When you're sick, you're green, "
"When you go in the sun you turn red, "
"When you're cold you turn blue, "
"And when you die you turn purple.
"And you have the nerve to call me colored?"
The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away....
Put this on your page if you HATE racism
How far would you go?
Put "yes" or "no"
Kiss me:
Hug me:
Date me:
Love me:
Hate me:
Hold me:
Lie to me:
Hurt me:
Marry me:
Cuddle with me:
Let me make a move on you:
Make a move on me:
Watch a movie with me:
Get me a B-day gift:
Do me:
Drink with me:
Take advantage of me:
Makeout with me:
Hold hands with me:
Tell me you love me:
Will you repost this so i can do the same for you?
Boy: Daddy is god a boy or a girl?
Father: Both, son.
Boy: Daddy is god white or black?
Father: Both, son.
Boy: Daddy is god Micheal Jackson?
FRiENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.
BEST FRiENDS: keep your shit so long they forget its yours.
FRiENDS: know a few things about you.
BEST FRiENDS: Could write a book about you with direct quotes from you.
FRiENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
BEST FRiENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you.
FRiENDS: Would knock on your front door.
BEST FRiENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME!"
FRiENDS: Are for awhile.
BEST FRiENDS: Are for life
FRiENDS: Will take your drink away when they think you've had enough.
BEST FRiENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say "Bitch drink the rest of that you know we don't waste shit."
FRiENDS: will talk shit to the person who talks shit about you.
BEST FRiENDS: Will knock them the fuck out
FRiENDS: Would ignore this
BEST FRiENDS: Would put this on their page
A teenage girl about 17 had gone to visit some friends one evening and
time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the
past year. She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk
home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived
only a few blocks away. As she walked along under the tall elm trees,
Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger. When she
reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to
take it. However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at
the end as though he were waiting for her. She became uneasy and
began to pray, asking for God's protection. Instantly a comforting feeling
of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though
someone was walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley,
she walked right past the man and arrived home safely. The following
day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the
same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling
overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her,
she began to weep. Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this
young woman, she decided to go to the police station. She felt she could
recognize the man, so she told them her story. The police asked her if
she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him.
She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the
alley the night before. When the man was told he had been identified, he
immediately broke down and confessed. The officer thanked Diane for
her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her. She
asked if they would ask the man one question. Diane was curious as to
why he had not attacked her. When the policeman asked him, he
answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on
either side of her." Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never
alone. Did you know that 98% of teenagers will not stand up for God?
Repost this if you truly believe in God.
PS: God is always there in your heart and loves you no matter what,
and if you stand up for him he will stand up for you.
I bet 93% of you people that read this wont repost
"Sex Game"
This is called the "Sex GAME"
Repost this, see how many MESSAGES people give you...
[] I want your number
[] Pretty/Cute
[] Hottie
[] Sexy
[] Gorgeous
[] Amazingly Beautiful
[] I'd take you home in a second
[] I'd make out with you right now
[] I'd Hit it
[] I love you
[] Wanna hook up?
Dear _________,
I ____ you.
You have a nice ______.
You make me _______.
You should _______.
Someday I will ______.
You + me = ________.
If I saw you now I'd __________.
I want to ________ you.
I would build a _______ just for you.
If I could sing you any song it would be _________.
We could __________ under the stars.
Love,
_______________
(P.S. ______________.)
Would you kiss me?
[] Hell Yea
[] Yes
[] No
[] Maybe
[] already did
Would you do me?
[] In an instant!
[] Yes
[] No
[] Maybe
[]you look to sweet to screw
[] already did
Am I attractive?
[] Heck no
[] hot as Hell
[] Fine
[] Cute
[] Okay I think ur pretty
[] Sexy
[] Ugly!
Do you think im a virgin?
[] Yes
[] No
[] Don't know
Name one thing you would like to do to me...
________________________
I look like..
[] A player
[] One time thing
[] Next bf/gf
If you saw me for the first time would you talk to me?
[] Yes
[] No
[] maybe
Would you rather..
[] Hook up with me
[] Cuddle with me
[] Date me
[] Marry me
[] Friends
What kind of underwear are you wearing right now?
[] boxers
[] whitie tighties
[] thongs
[] granny panties
[] boy shorts
[] none
On a scale of 1-10 (10 being the highest), rate me..
[] 1
[] 2
[] 3
[] 4
[] 5
[] 6
[] 7
[] 8
[] 9
[] 10
Are you going to repost this so i can answer for you?
[] Yes
[] No
What would you want me to be to you?
[] Friend
[] girlfriend/Boy friend
[] Friend with
A girl and guy were speeding over 100 mph on the road on a motorcycle...
Girl: Slow down, I'm scared.
Guy: No, this is fun.
Girl: No it's not. Please it's too scary!
Guy: Then tell me you love me.
Girl: Fine I love you. Slow down!
Guy: Now give me a BIG hug.
(Girl hugs him)
Guy: Can you take my helmet off and put it on yourself? It's bugging me.
In the paper the next day:
A motorcycle had crashed into a building because of brake failure. Two people were on it, but only 1 had survived. The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized that his
brakes broke, but he didn't want to let the girl know. Instead, he had her say she
loved him and felt her hug one last time, then he had her wear his helmet so that she would live even though it meant that he would die.
If u love any one this much...Paste This In Your Profile...... If You Do Within The Next 10 Minutes Great Things Will Happen In Your Love Life.....



