WANTED 1 IRISH BOY.. MUST HAVE ACCENT FRM CALGARY AB!....

so a guy couldnt take a joke and he flipped so i deleted him off msn and blocked him on nexopia. then he took time out of his day just to sign on to a diff nexopia and send me this.
To: Vinyl-Bby10
From: Whitey911
Date: Thu Sep 10, 2009 9:42 pm
Subject: No Subject
your a fat pig. just so you know. maybe the gym is best for your lazy ass.

serisouly tho? thanks for taking time outta ur busy schedule? lol

To: Vinyl-Bby10
From: eightylives
Date: Fri Apr 24, 2009 1:39 pm
Subject: No Subject
Hey I liked your posting. I will let you know what we offer... We pay $2000 for a photo shoot and $6000 for a video shoot. It is paid cash upfront with no internet or North American distribution. Let me know if you might be interested in something like that.

This is not spam or a bot, I am a real person online now. If you prefer you can add me to msn messenger adultgig@live.com

Cheers,

Scott

WHITE WOMEN:
First date: You get to kiss her goodnight.
Second date: You get to grope all over and make out a bit.
Third date: You get to have sex but only in the missionary position.

IRISH WOMEN:
First Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
Second Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
20th Anniversary: You both get blind drunk and have sex.

ITALIAN WOMEN:
First Date: You take her to a play and an expensive restaurant.
Second Date: You meet her parents and her Mom makes spaghetti & meatballs.
Third Date: You have sex, she wants to marry you & insists on a 3-carat ring.
5th Anniversary: You already have 5 kids together & hate the thought of having sex.
6th Anniversary: You find yourself a Mistress.

JEWISH WOMEN:
First Date: You get terrific head.
Second Date: You get even more great head.
Third Date: You tell her you'll marry her and never get head again.

CHINESE WOMEN:
First date: You get to buy her an expensive dinner but nothing happens.
Second date: You buy her an even more expensive dinner. Nothing happens again.
Third date: You don't even get to the third date and you've already realized nothing is ever going to happen.

INDIAN WOMEN:
First date: Meet her parents.
Second date: Set the date of the wedding.
Third date: Wedding night.

BLACK WOMEN:
First Date: You get to buy her a real expensive dinner.
Second Date: You get to buy her and her girlfriends a real expensive dinner.
Third Date: You get to pay her rent.
Tenth Date: She's pregnant by someone other than you.

MEXICAN WOMEN:
First Date: You buy her an expensive dinner, get drunk on Tequila, and have sex in the back of her car.
Second Date: She's pregnant.
Third Date: She moves in. One week later, her mother, father, his girlfriend, her two sisters, her brother, her grandma, her father's girlfriend's mother, her two cousins, her sister's Boyfriend and his three kids move in and you live on rice and beans for the rest of your life in your home that used to be nice, but now looks like a home along the Tijuana strip.

ARAB WOMEN:
First Date: Mother, Father, Brothers, Sisters, Cousins, Aunts, Uncles, Friends and entire arab community finds out.
Second Date: You are shot dead.
No third date.

Can you answer 51 questions about just 1 person?
Don’t change the friend half way through .

1) What’s their name? Nicole Lynne Inez pambrun

2) Does he or she have a boyfriend/girlfriend? No

3) Do you get along with this person all the time? weve had like 4 lil fights ever.

4) How old is the person? 18

5) Has he/she ever cooked for you? does a sandwich count?

6) Is this person older than you? yer[

7) Have you ever kissed this person? of course

9) Are you related to this person? should be but no

10) Are you really close to him/her? more then anyone else

11) Nickname? NIT

12.) Do they have a nickname for you? Peesh lol

13) How many times do you talk to this person during a week? as much as poss.

14) Will this person repost this? Shes already done it

15) Could you live with this person? easily

16) Why is this person your number 1?Ive known her since her 3rd birthday she knows absolutly everything about me and i love her

18) How long have you known this person? 16 yrs as of May 22

19) Have you ever been to the mall with this person? Nope never lmao

20) Have you ever had a sleepover with this person? lol tons when we finally do sleep lol

21) If you ever moved away would you miss this person? i live in a diff province and i miss her every day

23) Have you ever done something really stupid or illegal with this person? always stupid

24) Do you know everything about this person? i think i know most if not all, more then anyone else i know that

25) Would you date this person’s siblings? been there done that

26) Have you ever made something with this person? umm probably lol

29) Have you gone skinny dipping with this person? Not yet

31) Is your #1 on drugs? an asthma puffer?

33) Have you ever worn this person’s clothes? sure have

34) Does this person wear your clothes? of course she does

35) If it was “freaky friday” would you switch bodies with this person? in a heartbeat

36) Have you ever heard this person sing? yes i have,

38) Do you and this person have a saying? PS i love you VAG head

39) Do you know this persons Facebook password? yup yup

44.) Have you and this person gone clubbing? oh yes we have

45) Do you know how to make this person feel happy? Most of the time

46) Do you and this person talk alot? We do

47) Do you like this person? ii love her

48) Has this person yelled at you? I dont think so, not for long cos then we huglol

49) Have you and this person got into a fist fight? playfully

50) Do you want to go out with this person? lol oh yess

51) Do you want to be friends with them forever? WELL DUURRR

Part 1: Beauty

1. Do you tan? Tes
2. Do you use proactive? Dont Need it
3. Do you wear make-up daily? yes`
4. Do you own chanel perfume? No Givenchy and Burberry
5. Do you shower daily? of coursee
6. Do you go to the tanning bed?used to
8. Do you use MAC make-up? yes
9. Do you use other make-up products? yupp (

Part 2: Friends

21. Is a best friend a promise or a label? promise
22. Do you have more than one best friend? yupp
24. Do you have too many friends to name? yupp
26. Do you hang out with w/ friends everyday? Yeh i generally see them everyday at work
27. Do you have pictures of your friends on your walls? Some
28. Do you call more than 2 of your friends regularly? yup.
29. Are your best friends girls? yess
30. Are your friends in a lot of your classes? not in school atm

Part 3: Fashion/ Style

31. do you have style and originality? suree
33. do you own a designer handbag? yes
34. do you own something from lacoste? no
35. do you wear leggings? Yes!
36. what is the only color you will never wear? Puke green
37.do you get tips from magazines? Nerp
38. do people copy your style? Not really
40. do you wear sweats a lot? not alot

Part 4: TV/ Movie
41. are you a movie freak? yesss
42. have you seen over 30 movies In the past 2 months? easily
43. do you have a show that you MUST watch? One Tree Hill // Survivor
45. have you ever seen an episode of grey's anatomy? nooo
46. is your favorite movie finding nemo? one of them
47. do you like classic movies? Yes James Dean<3 Vincent Price<3
48. do you watch 30+ hours of TV a week? no
49. do you own over 100 DVD's? Easily
50. is law and order one of your favourite shows? I love it

Part 5: Sports

51. do you like sports? yup
53. do you like to watch boys sports? yup
56. do you love the Minnesota twins? nooooo
58. do you swim? yesss
59. do you like to run?no
60. is volleyball the best sport? noooooooo

Part 6: Music
61. do you like all types of music? yes.
62. do you hate rap? nah
63. have you been to 5+ concerts? yup
64. have you ever been to a concert? yes
65. do you like panic!? as in like panic! at the disco ? some songs

Part 7: Family

75. are you an only child? no
76. do you like your living arrangement? yes
77. do your grandparents spoil you? yup
78. do you have a lot of cousins? Not really
79. do you love your family? yes.
80. do you have half/step brother(s)/sister(s)? yup yup

Part 8: Appearance

81. are you tall? Yes
82. do you wish you were tall? No
83. is your shoe size 8? NO
84. are you comfortable of your appearance? sometimes
85. are your eyes blue? No
86. is your hair brown? Yes
87. are you wearing jeans at the moment? no pjays
88. have you been called pretty before? yup

EVERYONE HAS THEIR FIRSTS :

FIRST REAL BEST FRIEND:
Nicole Lynne Inez Pambrun

FIRST SCHOOL:
Father Vachon

FIRST FUNERAL:
Not sure when i was little, the one i remember Ziggy

FIRST PET:
Cat-Cassie

FIRST BIG TRIP:
Roadtrip with kylas family

FIRST CELEBRITY CRUSH:
Brian - BSB

FIRST JOB:
Calgary Stampede- Usher

EVERYONE HAS THEIR LASTS :

LAST PERSON YOU HUGGED:
Travis lol

LAST CAR RIDE:
Melissa Driving me Home

LAST TIME YOU CRIED:
Monday

LAST MOVIE YOU WATCHED:
My Big Fat Greek Wedding with Melissa Laura and Kelsey

LAST FOOD YOU ATE:
Ben and Jerrys Icecream

LAST ITEM BOUGHT:
Burberry Perfume

LAST THING YOU TOUCHED:
Laptop

LAST FUNERAL:
Ziggy

LAST TIME AT THE MALL:
Wed with my

LAST PERSON YOU SAW:
My mum

LAST THING YOU DRANK:
Ice Tea

LAST PERSON THAT BROKE YOUR HEART:
for a weekend it would have to be bert bert were good now

LAST TIME YOU WERE REALLY HONESTLY HAPPY:
Now

THE NO LYING SURVEY :

SEVEN have you's:

7. have you ever dated someone twice? yuup
6. have you ever been cheated on? yup
5. have you ever kissed someone & regreted it? yes
4. have you ever fallen in love? yup
3. have you ever lost someone? yup
2. have you ever been depressed? yup
1. have you ever had a heartbreak? yup


FIVE PEOPLE YOU CAN TELL ANYTHING TO :

1. Nyckiey
2. Melissa
3. Laura
4. Kelsey
5. Kyla

List FOUR things that you can't live without:

1. Friends
2. My Mum
3. Books
4. Cellphone

List THREE favorite foods:

1.Perogies
2. Souvlaki
3. Chicken

List TWO things you're really looking forward to:

1. IRELAND11'
2. Craven!

HAVE YOU...
Fallen out of love? yes
Laughed until you cried? yupp
Met someone who changed your life? yes
Found out who your true friends were? Yes i did!

WHAT DO YOU THINK OF
Gay marriage? it dont matter to me
Who is the best hugger that you know? Nyckiey
Do you believe in love at first sight? to an extent
what kinda shirt are you wearing? tank top
How many kids do you want to have? 3
Do you have a good relationship with your parent(s)? with my mum
Do you wanna change your name? sometimes
What do you want for your birthday? a new nikon camera(Ashton Kutcher 1)
What time did you wake up today? 9:00am ( on my day off fuck)
What were you doing at midnight last night? sleeping
Which hand do you like better? my right
What are you listening to right now? watching tv in bed
Have you ever donated money to a good cause? yes
Have you ever talked about someone behind their back? yupp
Who's getting on your nerves right now? n0ne yet
Most visited website? nexopia & facebook
Coke or Pepsi? Coke
Have you kissed or been kissed by anyone in the past week? yess

TEN ARE YOU
1. Are you single - No
2. Are you happy - Yes
3. Are you bored - No
5. Are you Italian - No
6. Are you pregnant - LOL no
8. Are you nice - ii think so
9. Are you Irish - Yes
10.Are you Asian - noppe

TEN FACTS
1. Full Name - Samantha Lynne Jacques
2. Nicknames - Sam, Booboo Peesh, Samarosa, Samalamadingdong, Sammy
3. Birth place - Welland
4. Hair color - Brown with Blonde Streaks
5. Hairstyle - Medium Straight
7. Birthday - June 23rd 1990
8. Facebook - Samantha Vey
9. Favorite color - Green and Purple
10. One Place to Visit - ireland

TEN THINGS ABOUT YOUR LOVE LIFE
1. Have you ever been in love - yeup
2. Do you believe in love at first sight - to an extent
4. Have you ever been hurt emotionally - yeup
5. Have you ever broken someone's heart - yeup
6. Have you ever had your heart broken - yeup
7. Have you ever liked someone but never told them - Yes
8. Are you afraid of commitment - No
9. Who was the last person you hugged - Rob
10. Who was the last person you said I love you to- Nicole Lynne

TEN THIS OR THAT
1. Love or lust - love
2. Hard liquor or beer - hard liquor
3. Cats or dogs - Cats
4. A few best friends or many regular friends - bestfriiends
5. Television or internet - internet
7. Wild night out or romantic night in - both
8. Money or Happiness - happiness
9. Night or day - Day
10. IM or phone - phoone

TEN HAVE YOU EVER
1. Been caught sneaking out -no
2. Been skinny dipping - No
3. Done something you regret - noppe
4. Bungee jumped - nope
5. Lied to someone you like - yeup
6. Finished an entire jaw breaker - yeup
8. Wanted an ex bf/gf back - yeup
9. Cried because you lost a pet - yeup
10. Wanted to disappear - yeup

TEN PREFERENCES IN A PARTNER
1. Smile or eyes - both .
2. Light or dark hair - Darker Hair
3. Hugs or kisses - Kisses
4. Shorter or taller - taller
5. Intelligence or attraction - both .
6. Romantic or spontaneous - both .
7. Funny or serious - mostly funny, little bit of seriousness is good .
8. Older or Younger - doesnt matter
9. Outgoing or quiet - outgoing .
10. Sweet or Bad - both .

TEN HAVE YOUS
1. Ever performed in front of a large crowd - yeup .
2. Ever done drugs - Nope
3. Ever been pregnant - nope
4. Ever been on a cheerleading team - nope .
5. Ever Been on a dance team - Nope .
6. Ever been on a sports team - yeup .
7. Ever been in a drama play/production - yeup .
8. Ever owned a BMW, Mercedes Benz, Escalade, Hummer or Bentley? - nope .
9. Ever been in a RAP video? - nope .
10.Got perfect attendance award in school? - nope .

TEN LASTS
1. Last phone call you made - Rob
2. Last person you kissed - Rob
3. Last person you hung out with - Rob
4. Last time you worked - yesterday
5. Last person you tackled - Nyckiey
6. Last person you IM'd - Nyckiey
8. Last person(s) you went to the movies with - Melissa, Mitchell, Nyckiey, Max, And Nikayla
9. Last person/thing you miss - Nyckiey <3
10. Last person you slept with - hmmm Nyckiey miss u babe

50 CONFESSIONS.

1. name someone who made you smile today.
Nyckiey<3

2. what were you doing at 8:00 this morning?
sleepin still

3. what were you doing 30 minutes ago?
sleeping

4. what was something that happened to you in 1992?
met nyckiey

7. what color is your hairbrush?
bluuue!!

8. what was the last thing you bought?
pizza

10. have you been to china ?
nerrp =]

11. where do you keep your money?
wallet/bankk

12. what was the weather like today?
Nice i wore Capris

13. where did your last hug take place?
at my house

14. do you like peanut butter?
yerp

15. have you got a bf/gf ?
nerp

16. what song is playing right now?
dead and gone.

18. last person you got mad at?
hmm.. my mom?

19. do you wanna cut your hair?
yerp needs a trim

20. are you over the age of 25?
nerp

21. do you talk alot?
yerp

22. do you watch The O.C?
ickkk

23. does your screen name have an "x" in it?
nerp

24. do you know anyone named Kelsey?
yes one of my close friends

25. favourite ice cream?
Chocolate

26. are you ticklish?
In certain places.

27. are you typically a jealous person?
if some one gives me a reason to be.

28. do you own a car?
nerp

29. name a friend whose name starts with the letter "L":
Laura<3

30. who's the last pereon to call you?:
Nyckiey

31. last magazine you bought?
cosmopolitan

32. do you chew on your straws?
yerp i get 2 straws when i go out

33. do you have curly hair?
wavy

34. can you dance like a chicken?
oof coursee

35. sponge?
cake?

36. last concert?
LIL WAYNE BABBY

37. what is something you say a lot?
PS and DEFFS lol

38. favourite color?
Green

39. do you know what a plectrum is for?
...vagina.. lmao

40. do you have to work tomorrow?
yerp

41. who do you live with?
Mom, moms friend for like 3 more days

42. who was the last person you said I love you too:
Nyckiey Lynn LERV UUU

43. what should you be doing right now?
cleaning my room and laundry but im sick

44. do you have a nickname?
tonnns

45. you a heavy sleeper?
yerp.

46. do you snore?
when im sick or really tired

47. what is the best movie you've seen in the past two weeks?
Bride Wars

48. is there anyone you like right now?
no not really

49. when was the last time you did the dishes?
a week ago

50. did you cry today?
nerp

Woo okay so this is the list of stuff i got<33

i got huskies sweats which is the UofS team, these other pants , AE Winter boots, a huge ass makeup kit, Taylor swifts new cd, a watch , this james dean dvd, step brothers, one tree hill season 5, sisterhood of the traveling pants 2, hancock, dont mess with the zohan, , this nail polish i wanted, 55$ to chapters (book store), 50$ to AE, 50$ and 25$ red Lobster

Is waaay to efffing expensive ive decided

K so i saw twilight
and lets just say
edward cullen( rob pattinson) is a fox
the movie didnt do the book justice
but i pretty much creamed my pants

Ok so here is my rant.
Im royally pissed off at whom ever leaked midnight sun, now that you got stephenie meyer pissed off, how does it feel to have most of the teenage population pissed off at you buddy! thanks to you were not sure if she will write any more of midnight sun, i think that you should be killed seriously. Lots of us were looking forword to getting in edwards head and we only got 264 pages! now willl never know what he was thinking when he took her out to the field to show her what happened when he was in the sun. GOD OYOUR DUMB.
FUCK

I love you kitty and im going to miss you, i know your peaceful now and im glad ur not in any more pain
love you.

So i finally got wireless internet WOOOO
lovess it