Name: Andrew Sharp
Age: 16
Occupation: , Biker and snowboarder
Check out "My Gallery" for pictures of my Bike.
Hobbies: Taking pictures. making jokes. Biking. being awesome
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^^^Kay what the fuck^^^
^Nice hardtail
These are some of the bands i like......
Lamb Of God......
Disturbed.....
Chimaira....
Children of Bodom...
Himsa...
Avenged Sevenfold...
Eminem...
AFI...
KoRn...
Cradle of Filth...
Deftones...
Dimmu Borgir...
Dope...
In Flames...
Iron Maiden...
Marilyn Manson...
Megadeth...
Pantera...
Sean Paul...
Tenacious D...
Tool...!
Josh Bender's Bike. effing intence
Top 10 reasons
Top 10 Reasons to Date a Mountain Biker
1. We are good with our hands
2. We can go for long periods without taking a break
3. We like to get dirty
4. We can take a pounding
5. We like to go fast
6. Once we fall down we get right back up
7. We are ready to go after a quick fuel up
8. Skill is definite
9. Our timing is perfect
10. Protection doesnt slow us down
Top 10 reasons why bicycles are better than girlfriends
1-Bicycles dont get pregnant
2-You can ride your bike any time of month
3-Bikes dont whine unless something is really wrong
4-You can share your bike with a friend
5-Bikes dont care how many other bikes you have ridden
6-Bikes dont care if you buy bike magazines
7-If your bike is too loose you can tighten it
8-Bikes dont insult you if you are a bad rider
9-You dont have to take a shower before you ride your bike
10-You can ride your bike the first time you meet it without having to take it to dinner, see a movie or meet its parents
CANADA RULES!!
Finally a joke that explains what it's like to be Canadian...
Once upon a time in the Kingdom of Heaven, God went missing for six days.Eventually, Michael the archangel found him, resting on the seventh day.
He inquired of God, "Where have you been?"
God sighed a deep sigh of satisfaction and proudly pointed downwards through the clouds, "Look Michael, look what I've made."
Archangel Michael looked puzzled and said, "What is it?"
"It's a planet," replied God, "and I've put LIFE on it. I'm going to call it Earth and it's going to be a place of great balance."
"Balance?" inquired Michael, still confused.
God explained, pointing to different parts of Earth, "For example", Northern Europe will be a place of great opportunity and wealth while Southern Europe is going to be poor; the Middle East over there will be a hot spot. Over there I've placed a continent of white people and over there is a continent of black people,
" God continued, pointing to different countries". "This one will be extremely hot and arid while this one will be very cold and covered in ice."
The Archangel, impressed by Gods work, then pointed to a large landmass in the top corner and asked, "What's that one?"
"Ah," said God. "That's Canada, the most glorious place on Earth. There are beautiful mountains, lakes, rivers, streams and an exquisite coastline.The people from Canada are going to be modest, intelligent and humorous and they're going to be found traveling the world. They'll be extremely sociable, hard working and high achieving, and they will be known throughout the world as diplomats and carriers of peace.I'm also going to give them super- human, undefeatable ice hockey players who will be admired and feared by all who come across them."
Michael gasped in wonder and admiration but then proclaimed; "What about balance, God? You said there will be BALANCE!"
God replied wisely. "Wait until you see the loud-mouth bastards I'm putting next to them...."
PASS THIS ON IF YOU ARE CANADIAN!!!!!!!
Once upon a time in the Kingdom of Heaven, God went missing for six days.Eventually, Michael the archangel found him, resting on the seventh day.
He inquired of God, "Where have you been?"
God sighed a deep sigh of satisfaction and proudly pointed downwards through the clouds, "Look Michael, look what I've made."
Archangel Michael looked puzzled and said, "What is it?"
"It's a planet," replied God, "and I've put LIFE on it. I'm going to call it Earth and it's going to be a place of great balance."
"Balance?" inquired Michael, still confused.
God explained, pointing to different parts of Earth, "For example", Northern Europe will be a place of great opportunity and wealth while Southern Europe is going to be poor; the Middle East over there will be a hot spot. Over there I've placed a continent of white people and over there is a continent of black people,
" God continued, pointing to different countries". "This one will be extremely hot and arid while this one will be very cold and covered in ice."
The Archangel, impressed by Gods work, then pointed to a large landmass in the top corner and asked, "What's that one?"
"Ah," said God. "That's Canada, the most glorious place on Earth. There are beautiful mountains, lakes, rivers, streams and an exquisite coastline.The people from Canada are going to be modest, intelligent and humorous and they're going to be found traveling the world. They'll be extremely sociable, hard working and high achieving, and they will be known throughout the world as diplomats and carriers of peace.I'm also going to give them super- human, undefeatable ice hockey players who will be admired and feared by all who come across them."
Michael gasped in wonder and admiration but then proclaimed; "What about balance, God? You said there will be BALANCE!"
God replied wisely. "Wait until you see the loud-mouth bastards I'm putting next to them...."
PASS THIS ON IF YOU ARE CANADIAN!!!!!!!
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