Hokay,
So i have something to say about Capn Crunch that evil cereal.
so everyone knows that it is evil and cuts up the roof of your mouth right?
So with this knowledge i ask WHY?!?! why the fuck do you make such a good tasting cereal so evil.
So many people would answer me this Dude your fucked in the head.
so in Reanswer them STFU F0R ][ /\ /\/\ L337 which therefore means you should all F3/\R /\/\3
So after my wee rant i would continue to say the only reason it cuts up the roof of your mouth is
So sugar can be injected into your blood stream directly..
So seriously take this challenge i issue thee

Step 1 get Capn crunch a large bowl a spoon and milk
Step 2 fill said large bowl with the Capn Crunch and milk
Step 3 use spoon to shove as much capn crunch and you can chew into your pie hole.
Step 4 now as you near the halfway finished mark test yourself try to hold your arm straight out and not have your hand shake like a horrible surgeon making a zig zag cut in your ass
Step 5 ENJOY YOUR SUGAR RUSH that occurs way before your body has time to metabolize the sugar that is sent to your stomach
Step 6 Fucking withdrawls for this there is no cure other than more capn crunch but be wary you can get addicted plus dont worry there is a second part to that sugar rush remember that sugar that made it to your stomach BAM! it hits you


So in closing CAPN CRUNCH IS EVIL!!!

--Cowboy—
[] Do you have a couch in your front yard or porch?
[] Do you drive a four-wheeler?
[x] Do you ride four-wheelers?
[x] Do you like to get dirty?
[] Do you like country music?
[x] Do you have a broken car in your back yard?
well its at my grandma's farm but i have a few lol
[] Do you own a cowboy hat?
[] Do you live on more then 2 acres?
[] Do you have more than 4 different animals at your home?
Total X:3

--Goth—
[] Do you wear black eyeliner?
[] Is most of your clothing dark?
[] Do you think about death often?
[] Do you want to die?
[] Are you a social outcast?
[] Are you pale?
[] Do you like Hot Topic?
[] Do you enjoy Tim Burton movies?
[x] Are you mean?
Total X: 1

--Punk—
[] Can you skateboard
[x] Do you wearor own Vans?
[x] Do you do stupid stuff with your friends?
[x] Have you gotten in trouble with the Cops?
[x] Do you watch the x-games?
[] Do you have any piercings?
[x] Do you like/wear mohawks?
[x] Do you wear Band t-shirts?
[x] Have you called someone a poser?
Total X: 7


—Prep
[x] Do you say the word "like"?
[] Do you shop at Hollister/Abercrombie&Fitch/Aero?
[] Do you pop the collar?
[] Do the people in Hot topic scare you?
[] Is the only nerd you like Seth Cohen?
[] Do you watch LAGUNA BEACH?
[] you like pop music?
[] Do you want/have a little dog?
Total X: 1 anyone that doesnt say like is a fucking liar like come on morons

--Hippie—
[] Is your hair long?
[] Do you own a tye-dye shirt?
[] Do you want to save the animals?
[] Do you think war is unneccesary?
[x] Do you like classic rock and trippy music?
[] Have you ever participated in a protest?
[] Have you ever been overcome with a desire to hug a tree?
Total X: 1

--Gangsta—
[] Do you act ghetto?
[] Do you wear do-rags?
[] Do you like hip-hop?
[] Was Tupac truly the greatest rapper in the world?
[] Do you believe he's alive?
[] Do you like afros?
[x] Have you ever said "Fo Shizzle"?
[] Do you like to dance?
[] Do you own any Baby Phat or G-Unit?
Total X: 1 haha


--Emo—
[] Do you cry often?
[x] Do you wear hoodies?
[x] Do you like soft music?
[] Do people not understand you?
[] Do you write your own poems?
[x] Ever dyed your hair red, black or dark?
[] Do you cut your hair?
[] Are you lonely?
[x] Is "Ohio is for lovers" by Hawthorne Heights, a good song?
Total X: 3


--Surfer—
[] Do you surf?
[] Do you wear flip flops year-round?
[x] Is your hair shaggy?
[] Do you wake up before 6 every morning?
[x] Do you own any pairs of shorts?
[x] Are you tanned?
[x] Do you want to be at the beach right now?
[x] Do you hate tourists?
Total X: 5

--Geek—
[] Do you wear glasses?
[x] Do you get good grades?
[] Do you use an inhaler?
[] Do you stick pens and calculators into your shirt pockets?
[] Does your mom pick out your clothes?
[x] Are you on the computer often?
[x] Do you ever get picked on?
[] Do you look forward to going to school?
[] Are you shy around the opposite sex?
[x] Do you play video games?
Total X: 4

Statistically speaking, unless you are a total hermit, social retard, or ugly as a bag of spoiled ass, there's at least 1 person on your Nexopia that wants to date you or sleep with you. Soooooo...lets play "friends with benefits"

The rules are simple: if you want to date the person who posted this, send them a message to their inbox, not a reply to this blog, saying "I'm yours".

If you just want to sleep with them and stay friends, send them a message that says "I'd hit it".

SCARED?

THE TWIST IS YOU HAVE TO REPOST THIS, EVEN IF YOU'RE TAKEN!
See who replies. There is at least 1 person on your nex that wants to date you, and maybe more that want to sleep with you..haha..

SO... re-post as "Friends with Benefits", as it doesn't matter if your married, in a relationship,or single. You opened it, so you HAVE to repost it! A test of your bravery... I wasn't scared

Word Quiz!

You.
Can.
Only.
Type.
One.
Word.

Not as easy as you might think.......


1. Where is your cell phone? lost

2. Your boyfriend/girlfriend? circus

3. Your hair? brown

4. Your mother? dunno

5. Your father? douchebag

6. Your favorite thing? RX7

7. Your dream last night? FUCKED

8. Your favorite drink? pop

9. Your dream car? mine

10. The room you're in? bedroom

11. Your ex? crazy

12. Your fears? needles

13. What do you want to be in 10 years? Wealthy

14. Who did you hang out with last night? Ceanna

15. What you're not good at? dancing

16. Muffins? Twat?!?!

17. One of your wish list items? peircings

18. Where you grew up? farm

19. The last thing you did? sat

20. What are you wearing? NOTHING!

21. What aren't you wearing? everything

22. Your pet? nonexistant

23. Your computer? wicked

24. Your life? meh

25. Your mood? bleh

26. Missing? nothin

27. What are you thinking about right now? this

28. Your car? RX7

29. Your work? fun

30. Your summer? sweeeet

31. Your relationship status? SINGLE!

32. Your favorite color? Red

33. When is the last time you laughed? today

34. Last time you cried? dunno

35. School? done

IF YOUR LIFE WAS A MOVIE, WHAT WOULD THE SOUNDTRACK BE?
So, here's how it works:
1. Open your library (iTunes, Winamp, Media Player, iPod, etc)
2. Put it on shuffle
3. Press play
4. For every question, type the song that's playing
5. When you go to a new question, press the next button

My Opening Credits:
Through Glass -- Stone Sour

Waking Up:
Summer Shudder -- AFI

First Day At School:
Pens And Needles -- Hawthorne Heights

Falling In Love:
I swear its the last time -- Less Than Jake

Breaking Up:
What if we could -- Blue October

Prom:
Get Stoned -- Hinder

Life's Ok:
From Yesterday -- 30 Seconds to mars

Mental Breakdown:
Anyway you want it -- Rise Against

Driving:
Burn -- 3 Days Grace

Flashback:
Wake up Call -- Hawthorne Heights

Getting Back Together:
Breathe -- Nickelback

Birth of Child:
Mancow -- Hinder (HAHAHAHAHAHA)

Wedding Scene:
Cant Take it -- All American Rejects lol

Final Battle:
Sickness -- Disturbed

Death Scene:
Crumble -- Drive By Punch

Funeral Song:
Injection -- Rise Against

End Credits:
If everyone Cared -- Nickelback

OK so i am fucking tired of people asking me for favors.
If you need something GO GET IT YOUR FUCKING SELF!
I am no different than any of you other than I am much more self
sufficient and a fuck of a lot smarter....
The next dumb fucking person that calls my cell phone and asks
me for something better be something good because if not this rant
will take full form and its duration is approx. 3 hours...
But in short FUCK OFF

----------JANUARY-------------------
Easy to talk to, though hard to understand. Thinks far with vision, yet complicated to know. Easily influenced by kindness. Polite and soft-spoken. Having lots of ideas. Sensitive. Active mind. Hesitating, tends to delay. Choosy and always wants the best. Temperamental. Funny and humorous. Loves to joke. Good debating skills. Has that someone* always on his/her mind. Talkative. Daydreamer. Friendly. Knows how to make friends. Abiding. Able to show character. one guy/girl kind of person. Loveable. Easily hurt. Prone to getting colds. loves music. pretty/handsome. Loves to dress up. Easily bored. Fussy. Seldom shows emotions. Takes time to recover when hurt. Sensitive. Down-to-Earth. Stubborn. A fighter. Repost this in 5 mins and you will meet someone new in 8 days that will perfectly balance your personality.

----------FEBRUARY--------------------
Abstract thoughts. Loves reality and abstract. Intelligent and clever. Changing personality. Attractive. sexiest out of everyone. Temperamental. Quiet, shy and humble. Honest and loyal. Determined to reach goals. Loves freedom. Rebellious when restricted. Loves aggressiveness. Too sensitive and easily hurt. Gets angry really easily but does not show it. Dislikes unnecessary things. Loves making friends but rarely shows it. Horny. Daring and stubborn. Ambitious. Realizing dreams and hopes. Sharp. Loves entertainment and leisure. Romantic on the inside not outside. Superstitious and ludicrous. Spendthrift. Tries to learn to show emotions. Repost this in 5 mins and you will talk to someone new and realize that you are a perfect match.

-----------------MARCH--------------------
Attractive personality. sexy. Affectionate Shy and reserved. Secretive. Naturally honest, generous and sympathetic. Loves peace and serenity. Sensitive to others. Great kisser. Easily angered. Trustworthy. Appreciative and returns kindness. Hardly shows emotions. Tends to bottle up feelings. Observant and assesses others.If you repost this in the next 5 mins, you will meet your new love in 8 days.

------------------APRIL-------------------
Suave and compromising. Funny and humorous. Stubborn. Very talkative. Calm and cool. Kind and sympathetic. Concerned and detailed. Loyal. Does work well with others. Very confident. Sensitive. Positive Attitude. Thinking. generous. Good memory. Clever and knowledgeable. Loves to look for information. Able to cheer evryone up and/or make them laugh. Able to motivate oneself and others. Understanding. Fun to be around. Outgoing. Hyper. Bubbly personality. Secretive. Boy/girl crazy. Loves sports, music, leisure and traveling. Systematic. hott but has brains. If you repost this in 5 mins, a cutie that's caught your eye will introduce themself and you will realize that you are very much alike in the next 2 days.

-----------------MAY-----------------
A born Leader (if late May birthday). Loved by the oppisite sex. Loves to be spoiled and spoil back. Stubborn and hard-hearted. Strong-willed and highly motivated. Sharp thoughts. Easily angered. Attracts others and loves attention. Deep feelings. Beautiful physically and mentally. Amazingly the best by far in bed. Has all the answers to make others happy. Firm Standpoint. Needs no motivation. Not shy towards oppisite sex. Easily consoled. Systematic (left brain). Loves to dream. Strong clairvoyance. Understanding. Sickness usually in the lowerback and neck. Good imagination. Good physical. Weak breathing. Loves Sports, literature and the arts. Loves traveling. Dislike being at home (unless accompanied). Restless. Not having many children. Hardworking. High spirited. Definatly a keeper. If you repost this in the next 5 minutes, you will become close to someone you do not speak to much in the next day.

------------JUNE-------------
You've got the best personality and are an absolute pleasure to be around. You love to make new friends and be outgoing. You are a great flirt and more than likely have an a very attractive partner. a wicked hottie. It is also more than likely that you have a massive record collection. You have a great choice in films, and may one day become a famous actor/actress yourself - heck, you've got the looks for it!!! IN the next 6 days you will meet someone that may possibly become oneof your closest friends, if you repost this in 5 minutes.

----------------JULY--------------
Fun to be with. Secretive. Difficult to fathom and to be understood. Quiet unless excited or tensed. Takes pride in oneself. Has reputation. Easily consoled. Honest. Concerned about people's feelings. Tactful. Friendly. Approachable. Emotional temperamental and unpredictable. Moody and easily hurt. Witty and sparkly. spazzy at times. Not revengeful. Forgiving but never forgets. dislikes nonsensical and unnecessary things. Guides others physically and mentally. Sensitive and forms impressions carefully. Caring and loving. Treats others equally. Strong sense of sympathy. Wary and sharp. Judges people through observations. Hardworking. No difficulties in studying. Loves to be alone. Always broods about the past and the old friends. Waits for friends. Never looks for friends. Not aggressive unless provoked. Loves to be loved. Easily hurt but takes long to recover. Repost this in the next 5 mins and your reputation will boost someway in the next 12 days

------------AUGUST---------------
outgoing personality. takes risks. feeds on attention. no self control. kind hearted. self confident. loud and boisterous. VERY revengeful. easy to get along with and talk to. has an "every thing's peachy" attitude. likes talking and singing. loves music. daydreamer. easily distracted. Hates not being trusted. BIG imagination. loves to be loved. hates studying. in need of "that someone". longs for freedom. rebellious when withheld or restricted. lives by "no pain no gain" caring. always a suspect. playful. mysterious. "charming" or "beautiful" to everyone. stubborn. curious. independent. strong willed. a fighter. repost in 5 mins and you will meet the love of your life sometime next month.

------------SEPTEMBER---------------
Active and dynamic. Decisive and haste but tends to regret. Attractive and affectionate to oneself. Strong mentality. Loves attention. Diplomatic. Consoling, friendly and solves people's problems. Brave and fearless. Adventurous. Loving and caring. Suave and generous. Usually you have many friends. Enjoys to make love. Emotional. Stubborn. Hasty. Good memory. Moving, motivates oneself and others. Loves to travel and explore. Sometimes sexy in a way that only their lover can understand. If you do not repost this in the next 5 mins, someone very close to you will become mad at you in the next 8 days.

---------------OCTOBER-------------------
Loves to chat. Loves those who love them. Loves to takes things at the center. Inner and physical beauty. Lies but doesn't pretend. Gets angry often. Treats friends importantly. Brave and fearless. Always making friends. Easily hurt but recovers easily. Daydreamer. Opinionated. Does not care to control emotions. Unpredictable. Extremely smart, the sexiest of them all. repost this in 5 mins or you will not meet the love of your life for 10 years.

---------------NOVEMBER--------------------
Trustworthy and loyal. Very passionate and dangerous. Wild at times. Knows how to have fun. Sexy and mysterious. Everyone is drawn towards your inner and outer beauty and independent personality. Playful, but secretive. Very emotional and temperamental sometimes. Meets new people easily and very social in a group. Fearless and independent. Can hold their own. Stands out in a crowd. Essentially very smart. Usually, the greatest women are born in this month. If you ever begin a relationship with someone from this month, hold on to them because their one of a kind. repost in 5 mins & you will excell in a major event coming up sometime this month.

---------------DECEMBER---------------
This straight-up means ur the most good-looking person possible Loyal and generous. Patriotic. Competitive in everything. Active in games and interactions. Impatient and hasty. Ambitious. Influential in organizations. Fun to be with. Easy to talk to, though hard to understand. Thinks far with vision, yet complicated to know. Easily influenced by kindness. Polite and soft-spoken. Having lots of ideas. Sensitive. Active mind. Hesitating, tends to delay. Choosy and always wants the best. Temperamental. Funny and humorous. Loves to joke. Good debating skills. Has that someone always on his/her mind. Talkative. Daydreamer. Friendly. Knows how to make friends. Abiding. Able to show character. one guy/girl kind of person. Loveable. Easily hurt. Prone to getting colds. loves music. pretty/handsome. Loves to dress up. Easily bored. Fussy. Seldom shows emotions. Takes time to recover when hurt. Sensitive. A hott new guy/girl will catch your eye & you will catch theirs too in the next 6 days, if you repost in the next 5 mins.

YOUR NEX:
1) Is your username from a song?: no its way more nerdy than that
2) Do you have over 100 friends?: No too lazy for that shit
3) Do you have pictures of yourself?: ofcourse im hot shit
4) Do you get 1-3 comments every day?: more msgs than comments
WOULD YOU AND YOUR FRIENDS:
2) Sleep in the same bed?: sure why not lol but not nude...has to be a wall of blankets 2
3) Rob a bank?: well if we could come up with a plan that would for sure get us the money...maybe
4) Team up together and kill someone?: i dont need help with that lol

IN YOUR ROOM:
1) Do you have a wood floor or carpet?: linolium lol or however you spell that shit..it sux
2) Are your walls painted bright colors?: yea fuckin newfies had the place before us and went crazy with the paint
3) Do you have artwork hanging up on the walls? kinda...
4) Do you have clothes on the floor?: sure do lol
6) Do you have a hidden stash of candy somewhere? lol nope im fresh out haha
7) Do you have your own TV?: yea my 50 inch big screen
8) Do you have over 100 CDs?: prolly mostly games tho lol
9) Do you have a bunch of pictures of bands and celebrities?: nope

WOULD YOU EVER:
1) Sing a solo?: when drunk maybe
2) Take an hour-long shower?: hehe yea showers are fun
3) Smoke pot just to be cool?: HAHAHA no
4) Spend all night on homework?: fuck no id figure out a way to do it the morning before

DO YOU LIKE:
1) More than hate person?: this so doesnt even make sense do you like more that hate person WTF
2) Daisies?: meh flowers
3) To paint your fingernails?: lol no
4) Music?: keeps me rocking out with my cock out you know hanging out with my wang out
5) Black raspberry ice cream?: thats sounds gross
6) The beach?: fuck yea
7) Cats?: some

NOW
Is your hair up?: ...its gelled...
Is your phone right beside you?: naw it being gay
Do you wish you were somewhere else?: yea
Are you cold?: nope
Are you excited?: ...not really
Are you watching T.V.?: nope
Recently done anything you regret?: not really dont regret much
Ever lied?: haha yea a few times
Ever trip over your own feet?: lol happens to the best of us
Ever thrown up because you cried so hard?: lol WTF no

THIS WEEK
Have any plans?: yea gotta get shopping done
Have you yelled at someone?: yea but i wuz just fuckin around lol
Have you cried?: nope
Have you called more than 3 people?: naw everyone calls me

RANDOM
1. First thing you did this morning? got outta bed lol
2. Do you consider yourself good looking?: fucking rights i do
3. Do you have a crush?: a gf
4. What's something you look forward to in the next six weeks: Christmas and new years
5. What's annoying you right now?: this survey lol fuck off

1. smoked (weed)
2. consumed alcohol
3. slept in the same bed with someone of the opposite sex
4. slept in the same bed with someone of the same sex
5. made out with someone of the opposite sex
6. made out with someone of the same sex
7. had someone in your room of the opposite sex
8. bought porn
9. watched porn
10. done drugs
SC0RE =9

11. taken pain killers
12. taken someone elses prescription medicine
13. lied to your parents
14. lied to a friend
15. snuck out of the house
16. done something illegal
18. hurt someone
19. wished someone to die
20. seen someone die
SC0RE: 8

21. missed curfew
22. stayed out all night
23. eaten a carton of ice cream by yourself
24. been to a therapist
25. been to rehab
26. dyed your hair
27. received a ticket
28. been in a wreck
29. been to a club
30. been to a bar
SC0RE=8

31. been to a wild party
32. seen the Mardi Gras
34. had a spring break in Florida disneyland
35. sniffed anything
36. wore black nail polish
37. wore arm bands
38. wore t-shirts with band names
39. listened to rap
40. own a 50 cent cd
SC0RE=3

41. dressed gothic
42. dressed prep
43. dressed punk
44. dressed grunge
45. stolen something
46. been too drunk to remember anything.
47. blacked out
48. fainted
49. had a crush on your neighbor
50. had someone sneak into your room
SC0RE=6

51. snuck into some else's room
52. had a crush on someone of the same sex
53. been to a concert
54. dry humped someone
55. been called a slut
56. called someone a slut
57. installed speakers in your car
58. broke a mirror
59. showered at someone of the opposites sex's house
60. brushed your teeth with someone elses toothbrush
SC0RE=9

61. consider ludacris your favorite rapper
62. seen an R rated movie in theaters
63. cruised the mall
64. skipped school(classes)
65. had an eating disorder
66. had an injury
67. gone to court
68. walked out of a resteraunt without paying
69. caught something on fire
70. lied about your age
SC0RE=7

71. owned an apartment
72. cheated on your boyfriend/girlfriend
73. cheated with someone
74. got in trouble with the police
75. talked to a stranger
76. hugged a stranger
77. kissed a stranger
78. rode in the car with a stranger
79. been sexually harrassed (might have liked it)
80. been verbally harrassed
SC0RE= 9

81. met face to face with someone you met online
82. stayed online for 12 hours straight
83. talked on the phone for more than 6 hours straight
84. watched tv for 12 hours straight
85. been to a fair
86. been called a bad influence
87. cursed
88. prank called someone
89. laid in the bed with someone of the opposite sex
SC0RE= 8

91. cheated on homework
92. held hands with someone of the opposite sex
93. been pushed into a pool lake?
94. played pool
95. watched 5 hours of mtv straight
96. had a crush on someone 10 years older than you
97. had a crush on someone younger than you
98. wore eyeliner
99. skinny dipped
100. laughed at someone who was seriously hurt
SC0RE= 9


TOTAL OF ALL= 75 lol whooops

10-20= goodie goodie
21-30= a little rebelious
31-40= getting hot baby
41-50= rebel
51-60= bad girl/boy
61-70= bitch
71-80= cant believe you made it this far, asshole
81-90= damn
91-100= fucking bad ass

44 TRUTHS

TODAY DID YOU--

1. Talk to the boy/girl you like today?
Just got off the phone

2. Realize anything new?
yea...

3. Talk to an ex?
nope lol i think there is only one that i talk 2 at all anymore anyways

4. Miss someone?
sure do but the phone call helped

LAST PERSON WHO--

5. Slept in your bed?
me...i just got outta it like a few hours ago lol

6. Saw you cry?
fucked if i know lol

7. You went to the movies with?
Rissa

10. Who made you laugh?
Rissa on the phone

12. Called you in the middle of the night?
dunno but the next person wont get a very happy answer either

JUST PLAIN QUESTIONS--

14. What book are you reading now?
Instuments of the Night

15. Best feeling in the world?
being loved

16. Worst feeling in the world?
heartbreak and loss

17. Piercing/Tattoos?
none/none

18. What are you most scared of right now?
hurting people

19. Where do you want to get married?
Mexico...that would be awsome

20. Who do you really hate?
Bowman thats the first one that come to mind

21. Does anyone really hate you?
Ohhhh yea sry but i can be an asshole

22. Do you like being around people?
somepeople lol others annoy the hell outta me

23. Have you ever cried?
lol anyone that says no is a liar
we all come out kicking and screaming

24. Are you lonely right now?
kinda lil bit but i dont mind so much

25. Song stuck in your head right now?
The good left Undone - Rise Against
All because of you
I believe in angels
Not the kind with wings
No not the kind with halos
The kind that bring you hope
When home becomes a strange place


26. Been on radio/TV/newspaper?
yea all the above im wicked shit

27. Ever liked someone, but you think they never noticed you?
yea but i always get what i want lol im just like that kinda stubborn and worst case sinario just gotta slipp her a roofie lol JK JK dont take that seriously

28. Ever liked someone who treated you like crap?
Sure did fuckin bitch

29. How many beds did you lay in yesterday?
...none i dont think actually...i fell asleep on my couch lol

30. What color shirt are you wearing?
Blue with a red mapleleaf and white writing "Canadians draft beer not soldiers"

31. Name three things that you do every day?
Wake up, eat, work lol well most days i work...k i check my email 99% of the days in the year

32. How much cash do you have right now?
just about a grand lol....

33. Who got you to join myspace?
Krysti...nexopia wuz my lil sis Megz i do believe

36. What did you have for dinner last night?
pizza i do believe

39. What web site do you visit the most?
Nex yea im a loser and hotmail, addictinggames.com

40. Do you have plants in your room?
no lol just my bed pretty much

41. Does anything hurt on your body right now?
my shoulders feels like i wuz working out lots last night

42. Where was your last cab ride?
home to work i think...yea

43. What's your favorite starbucks drink?
dont goto starbucks

44. Would you have a problem if your friend went after your ex?
haha have fun buddy just so you know your fucked

1) Are your parents married or divorced? divorced
2)Are you a vegetarian? HAHAHAHAHAHAHA<takes deep breath> HAHAHAH NO!
3) Do you believe in Heaven? nope reincarnation
4) Have you ever come close to dying?More than a hundred times haha but thats what happens when you wreckless
5) What jewellery do you wear 24/7? nothin
6) Favorite time of day? Middle of the night 2am-6am
7) Do you eat the stems of broccoli? sure i dont car ill eat most anything
8) Do you wear makeup? nope
9) Ever have plastic surgery? nope
10) Do you color your hair? once in a while
11) What do you wear to bed? NEKKID
12) Have you ever done anything illegal? a few things lol
13) Can you roll your tongue? yea
14) Do you tweeze your eyebrows? no...but they grow so nice on their own
15) What kind of sneakers? My ONE black Ripzone and The other shoe is a white puma lol
16) Do you believe in abortions? yes when it come to rape, or substace babies, and yes i may seem heatless
17) What is your hair color? Dark dark brown almost black
18) Future child's name? Emily
19) Do you snore? and talk lol its funny
20) If you could go anywhere in the world where would it be?Somewhere warm like El Salvador
21) Do you sleep with stuffed animals? nope
22) If you won the lottery, what would you do first? buy a carlot and give away all the cars to people that i like just randomly
23) Gold or silver? silver or white gold
24) Hamburger or hot dog?hamburger
25) If you could only eat one food for the rest of your life what would it be?Steak
26) City, beach or country? beach
27) What was the last thing you touched? how stupid of a question is that lol
28) Where did you eat last? at boston pizza
29) When's the last time you cried? August
30) Do you read blogs? when im bored
31) Would you ever go out dressed like the opposite sex? for halloween lol
32) Ever been involved with the police? yup lol they are funny when they chase you while your naked
33) what's your favourite shampoo conditioner and soap? whatever
34) Do you talk in your sleep? yup
35) Ocean or pool? warm ocean fuck i went swimming when i went to PEI and i think my voice is still 2 octives 2 high
36) What's your favorite song at the moment? I kissed a drunk girl by something corprate fuck it makes me laugh
37) what's your favorite color(s)?Red
38) Window seat or aisle? aisle if i have done the trip lots so i can be the center of attention but it doesnt really matter
39) Ever met anyone famous? nope
40) Do you feel that you've had a truly successful life?ive loved and lost so meh i guess
41)Hair long or cut short? its to long right now but usually its short
42)Ricki Lake or Oprah Winfrey? id like to shoot them both
43)Basketball or Football? could oyu list a real sport?
44) How long do your showers last? half hour or so
45) automatic or do you drive a stick? I prefer stick
47) Are you self-conscious? nope not really
48) Have you ever drank so much you threw up? a few times lol
49) Have you ever given money to a tramp? nope go get a job your in the richest province fuckhead
50) have you been in love? yup and love is great when it goes both ways
51) Where do you wish you were? somewhere warm
52) Are you wearing socks? nope lol got home and stripped
53) Have you ever ridden in an ambulance? nope
54) Can you tango? never tried
55) Last gift you received? a shot for my bday lol
56) Last sport you played? well im training for a UFC style fight does that count?
57) Things you spend a lot of money on? my computer
58) Where do you live? Whitecourt
59) Where were you born? Whitecourt
60) Last wedding attended? fuckedifino
61) favourite fast food restaurant? subway
62)How many best friends so you have? 1 Aj man your always here for me
63) Most hated food(s)? gross foreign food
64) your least fav. chores? laundry lol
65) Can you sing? some songs
66) Last person you instant messaged? umm i think it was either Crystal or Amanda
67) Last place you went on holiday? Calgary and it got cut short
68) Favorite regular drink? iced tea
69) Current crush? not really crushin but there are a few girls i like and you all know who you are or atleast should lol

HE UNCOMFORTABLE SURVEY
(lets see if you can get through it)

-Longest relationship:
close too a year

-Shortest relationship:
under a week

-How many boyfriends/girlfriends have told you that they love you?:
4i think

-Have you ever thought that you were going to marry the person you were with?:
yup

-Have you ever loved someone so much that it hurt?:
the love didnt hurt it wuz when the love died that hurt

-Have you ever made a boyfriend or girlfriend cry?
yea sometimes because i made her laugh so hard other times cause we were breakin up

-Are you happier single or in a relationship?
In a relationship...its weird most people would never guess that

-Have you ever been cheated on?
yup and i dont talk to the bitch anymore

-Have you ever had your heart broken?
broken steped on then kicked aside

-Have you ever broken someone's heart?
dont think so...not on purpose anyways

-Talk to any of your ex's?
a few...very few i dont like most of my ex's

-If you could go back in time and change things to where you could still be with one of your ex's, would you?
No, it wuznt meant to be

-Think any of your ex's feel the same way?some but more hopefully think the other way lol


-Do you believe that you are a good boyfriend or girlfriend?
Yea

-Have you dated people who were not good to you?
yes but we were so good for each other in the begining it just crumbled

-Have you been in an abusive relationship?
kinda not me beating her but her battering my mind more of a mental abuse type thing

-Have you dated someone older then you?
yup current oldest 26 only lasted a month

-Dated someone younger then you?
yup

-Do you regret anything that you have or havent done with an ex-boyfriend or girlfriend?
o yea...

- Do you believe everyone deserves a second chace?
depends on the situation

-Belive in love at first sight?
its lust at first sight the love developes

-Ever dated two people at once?
nope u have enough trouble with one girl lol

-Ever been given an engagement ring?
nope

-You have something to say to any of your ex's?
Fuck off...i hope you like who you have become because you turned your back on so many people that cared about you

-Ever stole somone elses boyfriend/girlfriend?
not ever on purpose

-Ever liked smoeone elses boyfriend/girlfriend?
yea but i cant help it i just dont act upon it till she is single

-Does a heartbreak really feel as bad as it sounds?
ok before my heart was broken the last time i got really upset and cried was like 5 years before...the last time i cried period before that was like2 years there is nothing that hurts you in so many different ways

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