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I've descided to start keeping track of the interesting things I (or are said around me) say here. Why? Because people need to know how much better than them I am.

-"Nobody knows the length of a moment. Some science guys tried to measure it once but they died" -Me (To Gautam in referance to the length of a moment)
-"Allways look for the silver lining I suppose" -Cassie "Yeah silver is great, its what they give you for not winning" -Me
-"Three people will keep a secret if two are dead" -Not Me
-"There is no wrong way to do the right thing" -Me
-"When life gives you lemons, stuff them up its ass" -Me
-"if i had my way, id trade him away for a bag of pucks to get rid of his bloody salary" -Gautam (In referance to Wade Brookbank)
-"I'm not greedy, god just loves me" -Samantha
-"Why do people say an iceberg hit the Titanic? I'm pritty sure the iceberg was there first." -Me
-"Crosby should get his scuba liscence, that way he can make some money diving in the off season too" -Me
-"There are so many ways to say I love you, nice ass is just one of them."-Me
-"I didn't fail at life, I just forgot to try." -Me
-"Chuck Norris uses live rattel snakes as condoms" -Chuck Norris
-"Chuck Norris isn't the reason Waldo is hideing, I am."-Me
- Anything Luke sais after a fiew beers
-"Fire is not a toy, its a tool"-Me
-"Procrastination is like masturbation, it's fun at first but in the end you're just fucking yourself." -Leah
-"I support gay marrage, if both chicks are hot"-Me
-"Blonds DO have more fun, Brunetts can READ. Too bad I can't spell"-Me
-"If you own a Porsche you should kill yourself, it worked for James Dean"-Me
-"If it's fast loud and pointless, you can count me in" -Me
-"My lug nuts require more torq than your import produces"- Some MOPAR guy
-"Forplay? But there's only two of us."-Me
-"On the 0th day I created God."-Samantha
-"It was a team effort and I'll give credit where credit is due... to ME"-Me
-"Take her easy dude.. and if she's easy - take her twice"-mandown (@nexopia)
-"Kill yourself Jono"-Me
-"It dosn't matter weather you win or loose so long as you make money"-Me
-"I'm not a disbeliever of love, You're just all morons."-Sarah D.
-"I will forgive Honda, when the Jews forgive Hitler."-Me
"I like my women the way I like my coffie... Ground up and in the freezer" -Steve
-"Hows about a 68, you blow me and I'll owe you one" -Me
-"Those who can, do. Those who can't, teach."-unkown
No doubt more to come...

Me likey
-Being gorgeous
-People who enjoy being gorgeous
-Hockey
-Winning
-Refreshing beverages
-Not falling down or off of things
-Napping, sleeping, snoozing, ect...
-Physics
-Free stuff
-Fastness



Me no likey
-All the usual stuff

PLUS

-Emo People, I hate them more than they hate themselves
-Guys who wear womens pants and make-up and think they are cool (see also: Emo)
-VTEC
-People who think VTEC is cool
-Pants
-Not winning
-Homosexuality (see also: VTEC)
-Homework
-Work in general
-Planning your day around the T.V. guide
-Doing the same thing for more than 2 or 3 hours
-Gay Cowboys
-Your mom
-Tomatoes
-Man boobs
-Fatties
-Man thongs
-Fatties in man thongs
-When you cant tell someone's gender
-Unisex clothing
-Buttsex (see also: Homosexuality)


The long and short of it is the fact that weather or not I did anything or nothing dosn't mean that you couldn't have enjoyed it, been entertained by it or had it take up time in your otherwise dull day, it tends to do that and I'm not really sorry for it but I would have done it anyways regardless of if you where there or not so you might atleast try to gain something from this expiriance.