So, I'm a college graduate that is working as a server (clearly a job that has nothing to do with my school) , living in my parents basement - leaching ever necessity from them like a tapeworm does to a starving african child - and planning/hoping to go back to school next year. . .

Who wouldn't think I'm cool?

Polite people. There is nothing wrong with saying please or thank you.

Funny people. I don't mean people that can make their own circle of friends laugh, but people that make everyone laugh. . . universally funny people. Those people are Golden.

Allusions to literature.

Anyone that will understand the above joke.

Harry Potter. I mean really, is there anything better? Am I the only one who thinks it's all about the holocaust. . . no? . . . no one sees it? . . . Hitler and Voldemort. . . no? . . . ok . . . fine. . . Fuck you!

Writing/Film/Photography/all that other crap. . . it's kind of a big deal in my life

Movies where nothing really happens, but something does happen . . . Ghost World, Marie Antionette, shit like that.

Disgusting slobs that decide they can treat you like a servant simply because you are their server. Funny isn't it, that in any other situation I would be their superior. Not saying that I'm the best at anything, but the majority of people that are jackasses to complete strangers are morons. Straight up, I'm probably smarter, healthier, better looking, am better liked/respected, and flat out just a better person than most people that decided to treat me like crap because their food didn't come out exactly how they wanted; which is most likely their own fault because they didn't order it correctly. . .

Not being able to fly. . . so frustrating sometimes.

A dirty room . . . and I have no one to blame but myself. . .