..........Halo 2 player.........................WarCraft Player..........................Canadian bowler.
SO, WHAT DO CANADIANS HAVE TO BE PROUD OF?
1. Smarties
2. Crispy Crunch, Coffee Crisp
3. The size of our footballs fields and one less down
4. Baseball is Canadian
5. Lacrosse is Canadian
6.HOCKEY is Canadian
7. Basketball is Canadian
8. curling is Canadian
9. Mr. Dress-up kicks Mr. Rogers ass
10. Tim Hortons kicks Dunkin' Donuts ass
11. In the war of 1812, started by America, Canadians pushed the Americans back...past their 'White House'. Then we burned it...and most of Washington, under the command of William Lyon MaKenzie King who was insane and hammered all the time. We got bored because they ran away, so we came home and partied...Go figure..
12. Canada has the largest French population that never surrendered to Germany.
13. We have the largest English population that never ever surrendered or withdrew during any war to anyone. anywhere. EVER.
14. Our civil war was fought in a bar and it lasted a little over an hour.
15. The only person who was arrested in our civil war was an American mercenary, who slept in and missed the whole thing... but showed up just in time to get caught.
16. We knew plaid was cool far before Seattle caught on.
17. The Hudsons Bay Company once owned over 10% of the earth's surface and is still around as the worlds oldest company.
18. The average dog sled team can kill and devour a full grown human in under 3 minutes.
19. We still know what to do with all the parts of a buffalo.
20. We don't marry our kin-folk.
21. We invented ski-doos, jet-skis, velcro, zippers, insulin, penicillin, zambonis, the telephone and short wave radios that save countless lives each year.
22. We ALL have frozen our tongues to something metal and lived to tell about it.
23. A Canadian invented Superman.
24. We have colured money.
25. Our beer advertisments kick ass
BUT MOST IMPORTANT!
26. The handles on our beer cases are big enough to fit your hands with mitts on. OOOoohhhhh Canada!!
27. And we don't bomb our allies.
28.And our elections only take one day.
29. we really cool
30.WE'RE FUCKING CANADIAN, WHAT ELSE!!!!
Pass this on if you are proud to be Canadian
1,377 teenagers become mothers
1,106 teenage girls get an abortion
500 adolescents begin using drugs
4,219 teenagers get a sexually transmitted disease
1,000 adolescents begin drinking alcohol
3,610 teens are assulted..80 are raped
2,861 teens drop out of school
420 children are arrested for drug abuse
5,388 youth are arrested
6 teens commit suicide..
E v e r y d a y
DAMMM THATS HARSH
Poor Kittens
It's True
...Subtle, very subtle...
I REALLY hope this is photo edited lol
No shit?
Poor guy, but what can we do... ninja's are unbeatable... except of course by me
HAHAHAHAAHHAAHA...............he......he......he....................he...
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92% of teens moved on to rap music.
If you're part of the 8% that rock out everyday, put this in your profile.=)
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A man can be happy with any woman as long as he does not love her.
Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.
America is the only country that went from barbarism to decadence without civilization in between.
Fashion is a form of ugliness so intolerable that we need to alter it every six months.
If you want to tell people the truth, make them laugh, otherwise they'll kill you.
One should always play fairly when one has winning cards.
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There are only two kinds of people who are really fascinating: people who know absolutely everything, and people who know absolutely nothing.
To disagree with three-fourths of the British public is one of the first requisites of sanity.
Whenever people agree with me I feel I must be wrong.
The secret of life is to appreciate the pleasure of being terribly, terribly deceived.
When the gods wish to punish us, they answer our prayers.
My own business always bores me to death; I prefer other people's.
I can resist anything but temptation.
Experience is the name everyone gives to their mistakes.
The public is wonderfully tolerant. It forgives everything except genius.
The truth is rarely pure, and never simple.
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