Name: Rob

Siblings: 1 older brother

Occupation: Military Reservist

Taken by: No one....Yet

15 REASONS TO DATE A SOLDIER:
1. We arent afraid to get down and dirty
2. We know how to listen to directions
3. We have at least a 12 inch barrel
4. We can fire off 1000's of rounds without getting tired...
5. We always wear protection
6. We LOVE to be agressive
7. We never forget to lube.
8. Were ordered to shave.
9. We can squeeze into tight spots
10. We work in different positions
11. Were quick to reload
12. We make sure our equipment is in perfect working condition
13. We are ready for a new experience
14. We always look good
15. We have quick finger action

10 Reasons to Join the Army
1. There are no emos in the Army
2. You don't have to pay for a gym membership, the Army trains us for free
3. Everyone is equally educated
4. Yelling and swearing is considered good character
5. If you stay in long enough, you get to shit on people lower than you
6. You get to travel alot for free
7. The legal drinking age is 16
8. You get to meet new and interesting people
9. Haircuts are free!
10. You don't have to own your own clothes


(x) - done
( ) - haven't done



(x) smoked a cigar
( ) made out with a member of the same sex
( ) crashed a friend's car
( ) stolen a car
(x) skipped school (classes)
(x) slept with a co-worker
(x) slept with more than 15 people
(x) been called a ####
(x) had a one night stand
(x) slept with someone you don't even know their name
( ) seen someone die
(x) shoplifted
( ) been fired
(x) been in a fist fight
(x) snuck out of your parent's house
(x) had feelings for someone who didn't have them back
( ) been arrested
( ) gone on a blind date
(x) had a crush on a teacher
(x) been to Canada
( ) been to Mexico
(x) been on a plane
( ) thrown up in a bar
( ) purposely set a part of yourself on fire
(x) eaten Sushi
( ) been snowboarding
( ) been moshing at a concert
(x) taken painkillers
(x) love someone or miss someone
( ) laid on your back and watched cloud shapes go by
(x) questioned your heart
( ) been obsessed with post-it notes
(x) squished barefoot through the mud
(x) been lost
( ) been to the opposite side of the country
(x) swam in the ocean
(x) felt like dying
( ) cried yourself to sleep
(x) played cops and robbers
( ) recently colored with crayons/colored pencils/markers
(x) paid for a meal with only coins
(x) done something you told yourself you wouldn't
(x) made prank phone calls
( ) laughed until some kind of beverage came out of your nose
(x) caught a snowflake on your tongue
( ) danced in the rain
(x) written a letter to Santa Clause
( ) been kissed under a mistletoe
(x) watched the sun set with someone you care about
(x) blown bubbles
(x) made a bonfire on the beach
(x) crashed a party
(x) gone roller skating
( ) had a wish come true
( ) humped a monkey
( ) worn pearls
( ) jumped off a bridge
( ) screamed �penis� in class
( ) ate dog/cat food
( ) told a complete stranger you love them
( ) kissed a mirror
( ) sang in the shower
( ) have a little black dress
(x) had a dream that you married someone
(x) glued your hand to something
( ) got your tongue stuck to a flag pole
( ) kissed a fish
( ) worn the opposite sexes clothes
( ) been a cheerleader
(x) sat on a roof top
(x) screamed at the top of your lungs
( ) done a one-handed cartwheel
(x) talked on the phone for more than 6 hours
(x) stayed up all night
(x) picked and ate an apple
(x) climbed a tree
( ) had a tree house
( ) are scared to watch scary movies alone
( ) believe in ghosts
(x) have more then 5 pairs of shoes
( ) worn a really ugly outfit to school just to see what others say
( ) gone streaking
(x) played ding-dong-ditch
(x) been pushed into a pool with all your clothes on
(x) been told you're hot by a complete stranger
(x) broken a bone
(x) been easily amused
( ) caught a fish then ate it
(x) caught a butterfly
(x) laughed so hard you cried
( ) cried so hard you laughed
(x) mooned/flashed someone
(x) had someone moon/flash you
(x) cheated on a test
( ) had a Britney Spears CD
(x) forgotten someone's name
(x) slept naked
( ) french braided someone's hair
(x) gone skinny dipping



THINGS TO DO IN A ELAVATOR
1) When there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder and then pretend it wasn't you.
2) Push the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.
3) Ask if you can push the button for other people, but push the wrong ones.
4) Call the Psychic Hotline from your cell phone and ask if they know what floor your on.
5) Hold the doors open and say your waiting for a friend. After a while, let the doors close, and
say, "Hi Greg. How's your day been?"
6) Drop a pen and wait until someone goes to pick it up, then scream, "That's mine!"
7) Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the elevator.
8)Move your desk into the elevator and whenever anyone gets on, ask if they have an apointment
9) Lay down the twister mat and ask people if they would like to play.
10) Leave a box in the corner, and when someone gets on, ask them if they can hear ticking.
11) Pretend you are a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the passengers.
12) Ask, "Did you feel that?"
13) Stand really close to someone, sniffing them occasionally.
14) When the doors close, announce to the others, "It's okay, don't panic, they open again!"
15) Swat at flies that don't exist.
16) Tell people that you can see their aura.
17) Call out, "Group Hug!" and then enforce it.
18) Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering, "Shut up, all of you, just shut up!"
19) Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside, ask, "Got enough air in there?"
20) Stand silently and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off
21) Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce in horror, "Your one of THEM!" and back away slowly.
22) Wear a puppet on your hand and use it to talk to the other passengers
23) Listen to the elevator walls with your stethoscope.
24) Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.
25) Stare, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce, "I have new socks on".
26) Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passnegers, "This is MY personal space"

90% of nexopia is emo, if you are one of the 10% that
has remained gangster as fuck, copy this into your profile.

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(o.O) copy mr. bunny into your profile to help
(> <) him achieve world domination.
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Fav Food: To many to list

Fav Music: Pretty much everything except classical

Fav Drink: Drambuie....BEST DRINK EVER MADE




Friends from Vernon:

Rose: Girl I'll never forget the times that we have had

Wu: You crazy ass asian. Man we had some good times..Keep intouch you bugger cause we have to party again.

Abby: You have no idea how much I miss you...The dance was awesome and i cant wait to see you in the summer

Young fuckin girls and guy that aren't even older then 16 years old that wear fuckin colours and think they're gangsta...Listen if you want...ill fuckin fly you down to west compton and we'll see how long you last with attitudes like yours

Girls that think they are better then everyone els ebecause they are supposably good looking...Seriously grow the fuck up you cant go around life saying" im better then you because i have big tits and a POS personality

Irratating people

People that don't listen

People that jump to conclusions

People that try to place guilt on other people

DARCY NASAN this lil fuck jumped my brother and stole my gold chain....Im looking for you, you lil faggot...anyone knows where he is let me know so i can get fuckin paypack on that lil bitch (fuckin woman beater also)