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Aug 8
Does the statement describe you or not?
I have a tattoo.
I have a piercing.
I have a cat.
I have a dog.
I have been suspended.
I have gotten detention.
I have been expelled.
I have gotten in a fight at school.
I have lost an iPod.
I have lost a cell phone.
I have listened to classical music.
I have listened to rap and enjoyed it.
I have listened to showtunes and enjoyed it.
I have seen a movie with Lindsay Lohan in it.
I have taken an art class.
I have written a song.
I have written a poem.
I have been part of a wedding party.
I have been to a funeral.
I have baked a cake.
I have baked cookies.
I have bought shoes that cost over a hundred dollars.
I have made fun of someone.

I have read a Harry Potter book.
I have read the Chronicles of Narnia.
I have read A Series if Unfortunate Events.
I have read A Wrinkle in Time.
I have read Animal Farm.
I have read the dictionary.
I own a dictionary.
I own a thesaurus.
I have lost a text book.

I have had a cavity.
I have had an X-Ray.
I have broken a bone.
I have had chicken pox.
I have had pnuemonia.
I have had a child.
I have been in a parade.
I have sung karaoke.

I have had a cup of tea.
I have sang in public.
I have danced in public.

I have made a teacher cry.
I have made a teacher laugh.
I have been to the house of one of my teachers.
I have seen The Princess Bride.
I have faked sick.
I have spoken in a British accent for an entire day.
I have fallen of a horse.
I have riden a horse.
I have placed a saddle on a horse.
I have driven a tractor.
I have held a duck.
I have held a shark.
I have held an iguana.
I have held a rabbit.
I have held a hamster.
I have held a guinea pig.
I have held a mouse.
I have held a rat.
I have held a chick.
I have held a cat.
I have gotten a free doughnut at Krispy Kreme.
I have seen a teacher outside of school and said "hi" to them.
I have seen a teacher outside of school and ignored them.

I have cried myself to sleep.
I have written a love letter.
I have recieved a love letter.

I have left the country.
I am British.
I am German.
I am Spanish.
I am Asian.
I am Italian.
I am Black.
I am Scottish.
I am Swiss.
I am Irish.
I am tall.
I am fat.
I am skinny.
I am in love.
I am loved.
I am alive.
I am happy.
I am confused.
I am depressed.
I am excited.
I wish it were summer. (..it is)
I wish I was older.
I wish I was younger.
I wish I could start over.
I miss someone.
 

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COUNTDOWN
8 more days 'til birthday (june 29)
 

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so true
The only people that could hurt you;
are the ones that you love, because
if it wasn't love -- you wouldn't care.
 

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FROM MELISSA S :)
BOLD the popular songs you have heard

1997 Hits
01. Hanson - Mmmbop
02. Aqua - Barbie Girl
03. Spice Girls - Who do you think you are?
04. Usher - You make me wanna
05. LeAnn Rimes - How do I live?
06. Puff Daddy & Faith Evans - Missing you
07. Mariah Carey - Honey
08. Red Hot Chili Peppers - Love rollercoaster
09. Will Smith - Men in black
010. Prodigy - Firestarter
011. The Cardigans - Lovefool
012. Savage Garden - I want you

1998 Hits
01. Aerosmith - I don't want to miss a thing
02. Backstreet Boys - Everybody
03. Celine Dion - My heart will go on
04. Shania Twain - You're still the one
05. Spice Girls - Stop
06. Madonna - Ray of light
07. Allsaints - Never ever
08. The Verve - Bitter sweet symphony
09. Natalie Imbruglia - Torn
010. N*SYNC - Tearin' up my heart
011. 98 Degrees - Because of you
012. Goo goo dolls - Iris

1999 Hits
01. Shania Twain - Man! I feel like a woman
02. Ricky Martin - Livin' la vida loca
03. Cher - Believe
04. Eminem - My name is
05. Blink 182 - What's my age again?
06. Britney Spears - Hit me baby one more time
07. TLC - No scrubs
08. Destiny's Child - Bills bills bills
09. Jennifer Lopez - If you had my love
010. B*Witched - C'est la vie
011. Christina Aguilera - Genie in a bottle
012. Santana - Smooth

2000 Hits
01. Destiny's Child - Say my name
02. Aaliyah - Try again
03. Ricky Martin - She bangs

04. Nelly - Country grammar
05. Lonestar - Amazed
06. Madonna - Music
07. Red Hot Chili Peppers - Californication
08. Hanson - If Only
09. Britney Spears - Lucky
010. Christina Aguilera - Come on over

011. Bloodhound Gang - The bad touch
012. Barenaked ladies - Pinch me

2001 Hits
01. Pink - Get the party started
02. Destiny's Child - Bootylicious

03. N*SYNC - Pop
04. Bon Jovi - It's my life
05. Enrique Iglesis - Hero
06. Alien Ant Farm - Smooth criminal
07. O Town - All or nothing
08. Linkin Park - In the end
09. Shaggy - I'm real
010. Usher - U remind me
011. Christina, Pink, Lil Kim & Mya - Lady Marmalade
012. Alicia Keys - Fallin'

2002 Hits
01. Nelly - Hot in here
02. Avril Lavigne - Complicated

03. Santana ft Michelle Branch - Game of love
04. Nelly & N*SYNC - Girlfriend
05. Nickleback - How you remind me
06. Vanessa Carlton - A thousand miles
07. Shakira - Whenever, wherever

08. Puddle of mudd - She hates me
09. Justin Timberlake - Like I love you
010. Pink - Just like a pill
011. Daniel Bedingfield - Gotta get thru this
012. Eminem - Lose yourself


2003 Hits
01. Outkast - Hey ya
02. Fountains of Wayne - Stacy's mom
03. Kelly Clarkson - Independent
04. Christina Aguilera - Beautiful
05. Justin Timberlake - Rock your body
06. Beyonce - Crazy in love
07. Britney Spears & Madonna - Me against the music
08. 50 Cent - In da club
09. Black eyed peas - Where is the love?
010. Kelis - Milkshake
011. Sean Paul - Get busy
012. Pink - Trouble


2004 Hits
01. Britney Spears - Toxic
02. Jessica Simpson - Take my breath away
03. Evanescence - My immortal

04. D12 - My band
05. Linkin Park - Numb
06. Blink 182 - I miss you
07. Maroon 5 - This love

08. The Killers - Somebody told me
09. Hoobastank - The reason
010. Ashlee Simpson - Pieces of me
011. Avril Lavigne - My happy ending

012. Counting Crows - Accidentally in love

2005 Hits
01. Gwen Stefani - Hollaback girl
02. Black Eyed Peas - My humps
03. Pussycat Dolls - Don't cha
04. Greenday - Boulevard of broken dreams
05. Fall out boy - Sugar we're going down
06. Mariah Carey - We belong together
07. Kelly Clarkson - Because of you

08. Coldplay - Speed of light
09. Usher - Caught up
010. Ashlee Simpson - Boyfriend
011. Gorillaz - Feel good inc
012. Missy Elliot - Loose control


2006 Hits
01. Justin Timberlake - Sexy back
02. Nelly Furtado - Maneater
03. Rihanna - SOS
04. Pussycat dolls - Beep
05. James Blunt - You're Beautiful
06. Beyonce - Irreplacable
07. Fergie - Fergalicious
08. Christina Aguilera - Ain't no other man
09. Jojo - Too little too late
010. Evanescence - Call me when you're sober
011. Shakira - My hips don't lie
012. Nick Lachey - What's left of me
 

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<3
"No girl wants a perfect guy ,because no girl is perfect so dont be afraid to say something stupid cause she'll laugh and say something dumb back. Love isnt finding the perfect person. Love is seeing an unperfect person p e r f ec t l y and falling in love with every part of them"
 

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life
"I've finally learned what life is all about;
hanging on when your heart has had enough,
and giving more when you feel like giving up.
when you feel like giving up,
remember why you held on for so long in the first place. "
 

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...
Sometimes I just wanna break down and cry, quit putting on this act, playing this role of someone who's always strong. And before long, it's too late. I've become cold and distant, my thoughts are inconsistent. So I suck it up and move forward. I'm beginnning to think that I help others with their problems to avoid my own.
 

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wow. I'm awkward =/
Bold the awkward situations you've been in...

1. Walked down the hall and someone you know is really far away but you
don't want to make eye contact too soon yet you don't want to miss it so
you look at them then look away..


2. gone in for a hug and had your arms the wrong way or your heads
both go the same direction then you bump heads


3. kept bumping into someone... they walk right you walk right, they
walk left you walk left etc. < --


4. messed up a high five; theres many ways to do this believe me...
high fived it when they went for a pound. high fived someone when they
ment to highfive the person BEHIND you and so on. <
( )

5. waved to someone when they were waving to someone behind
you


6. grabbing someone elses food [i]
 

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IMEEM.
http://media.imeem.com/m/PRTXn1j_7h
CLICK & listen<3
 

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5/01/'07
at least in my dreams, just let me take my time and reminisce

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you've changed..
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Keepin' it reaaal 04-25-07
Yellow is happiness....
What person makes you happiest?
I'm pretty easy to entertain so, mostly anybody can make me happy.

Is there a song that just always cheers you up no matter what?
Yes.

Any food or drink that gets you in a cheery mood?
bubble tea, anyone?<3

Are there any images or designs or colours that make you happy?
pictures! they bring back memories. And, i love colourful things so I guess yellow?

Do people generally see you as a happy person?
maybe.

Are you really a happy person?
I am generally a happy person. Just not 100%, you know.

Orange is for anger....
What could someone say to you that would totally piss you off?
Hm, here's an example.
me: i like to draw.
someone: ew, you like to draw? that's soo lame.

When you ARE mad at someone, what do you do to them?
ignore/confront. Depends on who it is.

Do you find yourself angry much of the time?
hehhhh.

Is there anyone in your life whom you just HATE?
Nah.

What usually causes your fights with your friends?
It's different every single time...

Red is for passion....
Do you have very strong opinions?
yes.

What current problem in the world are you most concerned about?
crimes and violence.

Do you like to do artistic things, like write, draw, sing, etc.?
Yup, love it.

Are you protective of your friends and loved ones?
yes

Pink is for love.....
Do you believe in true love?
oui

Do you think long-distance relationships work?
for me, nope. but it really depends. Like, if you guys trust each other,
it might work.

Are you currently in a relationship?
Nope, single&content!

Do you hope to get married someday?
yeah, someday.

If yes, do you sometimes fantasize about your wedding?
honestly, yeah. But, i still have a long way to go.

What is your sexual orientation?
straight.

Do you support gay marriage?
I don't support it but who cares, it's their prerogative.

When dating, do you prefer your partner to be more sexy or cute?
cute

Purple is for inner strength.....
Where do you feel most peaceful?
my room.

What is the one thing that can always calm you down?
MUSIC!

Do you ever feel like you are not in control of your emotions?
at times.

Are you a pushover?
no, haha.

Can you admit that you have faults in your personality?
yes.

Do you have any kind of mental/emotional disorder(s)?
nope.

Blue is for sadness.....
Do you feel sad when someone you don't know dies?
Obviously

Do you feel like we need to remember the Holocaust?
yeah, suree

What makes you most sad?
meh.

Do you feel lonely often?
no.

Worried or anxious?
noo

White is for imagination......
Do you daydream?
yeah. =)

Are you very creative?
Hm...

Do you like fantasy and horror movies more than real-life based ones?
fantasyyy? like sci-fi movies? no way! But, I like horror movies. Real-life based ones are more interesting, though.

Who is your fave singer?
too many to mention.

Your favorite animated movie?
Eh..

Do you love to draw?
when i'm in the mood.

If yes, what do you draw most of?
whatever's on my mind.

Black is for fear.....
What is the scariest movie you've ever seen?
idon'tknow.

Do you like scary video games?
no.

What are some of your fears?
heights, being alone, etc.

Do you believe in ghosts?
nope.

Vampires?
nope.

Werewolves?
no.

Zombies?
nope.

Aliens?
no.

Do you have any fears of the future? (i.e.: something you fear will happen)
yes.

Do you like scary stories?
haha yeah.

Do you still dress up on Halloween?
nahh.
 

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NEW XANGA
new xanga:
http://www.xanga.com/s2_boo
 

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wednesday
Have you ever wondered which hurts the most? Saying something and wishing you hadn't? Or saying nothing and wishing you had? I guess the most important things are the hardest things to say. Don't be afraid to tell someone you love them. If you do, they might break your heart... if you don't, you might break theirs. Have you ever decided not to become a couple because you were so afraid of losing what you already had with that person? Your heart decides whom it likes and whom it doesn't. You can't tell your heart what to do. It does it on its own when you least suspect it, or even when you don't want it to. Have you ever wanted to love someone with everything you had, but that other person was too afraid to let you? Too many of us stay walled up because we are too afraid to care too much... for fear that the other person does not care as much, or even at all. Have you ever denied your feelings for someone because your fear of rejection was too hard to handle? We tell lies when we are afraid... afraid of what we don't know, afraid of what others will think, afraid of what will be found out about us. But every time we tell a lie, the thing we fear grows stronger. Life is all about risks and it requires you to jump. Don't be a person who has to look back and wonder what they would have done, or could have had. What would you do if every time you fell in love you had to say good-bye? What would you do if every time you wanted someone they would never be there? What would you do if your best friend died tomorrow and you never got to tell them how you felt? (even if it is that you don't care anymore) What would you do if you loved someone more than ever and you couldn't have them? What would you do if you never got the chance to say I am friends with all of my family and they know I love them'? People live, but people die.
 

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TOOK from MELISSA S. :)
I have lived through:
1. A car accident
2. Major Surgery
3. Getting lost in a big store
4. Having someone wear the same dress as me at prom
5. Splitting my pants in public
6. Throwing up in public
7. Peeing my pants in public (HEHE)
8. Leaking on my period in public
9. Spitting all over someone special
10. A snake bite
11. A spider bite
12. Getting a horrible haircut
13. Getting a horrible hair coloring done
14. Stepping in dog poo and having it on my shoe the whole day
15. Having a picture taken with spinach (or any other icky food) in my teeth
16. Having a bird fly overhead and poop on me
17. Being told to go Fuck myself
18. Having gum stuck in my hair
19. Walking in on my parents 'doing it'
20. Walking in on ANYONE 'doing it'
21. Burning a body part of me with my straightener/curling iron
22. Farting in front of my crush
23. Slipping in the middle of a highly populated area
24. Being caught dancing (and possibly singing) in my underwear
25. Breaking the dress code..then having to go home and change
26. Having a MAJOR zit on my face and not realizing it til' the end of the day
27. Changing a baby with an upset stomach's diaper
28. Running from an angry bee, then having him catch and sting me
29. Wearing a white shirt on a rainy day...then getting soaked
29. Having my thong hang out all day without knowing it
30. Having my skirt tucked into my panties all day without knowing it
31. Talked rudely about someone only to realize they were right behind me
32. Getting caught using profanity by an authoritive figure
33. Getting caught taking the last cookie from the cookie jar
34. Getting caught stealing money
35. Getting caught puking after a rather drunken night
36. Getting caught with drugs 'in my pocket'
37. Being spit on by an enthusiastic animal
38. Losing my keys
39. Being locked out of my own car/house
40. Losing a loved one
41. Breaking up with a significant other
42. Going into the opposite sex's bathroom
43. Walking into a stranger changing clothing
44. Walking into a stranger in a bathroom stall
45. Not having a present for someone who gave me a present
46. Having my crush see me with no makeup (no big deal)
47. Wearing a skirt or shorts without shaving my legs

48. Breaking my tailbone
49. Getting a hickey
50. Having to sing/act/dance/perform something in front of a large general public

I have lived through 20 out of these 50 catastrophic things.
 

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52% hated by teachers..
[] Gotten a referral.
[x] Gotten detention.
[] Gotten GASP.
[] Gotten suspended.
[x] Chewed gum during class.
TOTAL:two

[x] Gotten late to a class more than 10 times.
[x] Didn't do homework 2 times or more.
[] Returned at least 5 projects in late.
[] Missed school cause you felt like it.
[] Skipped class at least 3 times.
TOTAL: two

[] Got your mom//dad etc. to get you out of school.
[] Texted people during class.
[x] Passed notes.
[x] Threw stuff across the room.
[x] Laughed at the teacher.
TOTAL: three

[] Pulled down the fire alarm.
[x] Went on myspace ; xanga ; facebook ; etc on the computer in the library
[x] Took pictures during class.
[] Called someone during class.
[x] Listened to an ipod//cd player//mp3 during class.
TOTAL: three

[] Threw something at the teacher.
[x] Went outside the classroom without permission.
[] Broke the dress code.
[] Failed a class.
[x] Ate food during class.
TOTAL: two

[] Gotten a call home
[] Couldn't go to a field trip cause you behaved bad
[x] Didn't take your stuff to school
[] Used passes from other days/ Or made fake pass
[] said a cuss word loud enough so the teacher could hear
TOTAL: one

FINAL TOTAL: thirteen

Add up your score and multiply it by 4. repost your answer with your percentage and then retitle this 52% Hated By Teachers
 

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