Me: Is that all girls ever do when they go to the beach is tan z_Z...
Tayne: But the Sun will strike me!
Me: So?
Tayne: DUDE I BLEND WITH WOOD

thats so me!

my newest plant, Royous.

different normal herbs for cooking with mari j juice on it, u might not get high that fast but it sure as hell smokes tasty

Travis: Are you jerkin?
Me: YES BRB

Travis Nudged you!
Travis Nudged you!
Travis Nudged you!
Travis Nudged you!
Travis Nudged you!
Travis Nudged you!
Travis Nudged you!
Travis: ASDFGHTTWFWEF
Travis: FDFGDDVD

Me: FUCK OFFFF OMG

I got to piss on a Jehova witness church yesterday.i was happy.
but anyways, who here gets jehovas coming to ur door every saturday or sunday trying to push Religion on you? couse i wanna no if im only one

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dedicated to max craig:

Tye: Hey Roy, I heard that max boy beat u at halo.

Me: no max is bull shittin u man.

Tye: I dunno man, he likes to Mosh, seems pretty intence at halo, and his page perfectly says he beat roy at halo.

Me: your dead to me.