"are you a t-rex?"
no, unfortunately i am not a t-rex.

"are you a makeup artist?"
yes i am. i am a makeup artist, as well as a trained clown, childrens book illustrator, my chemical romance fangirl, and a parks and recreation enthusiast.

"would you like to watch me masturbate in front of a webcam?"
thank you very much for asking but no. and never.

"want plus?"
no.

"can i add you to msn?"
no. well you can try but the chances of me adding you are slim. and if you ask me for nudes you're done.

"what do you do to get your hair like that?"
well i bleach it and use manic panic. currently i have purple haze in. i wash it a few times a week with cheap shampoo, condition it with expensive conditioner, and use a leave in conditioner as well as a hair mask when i can afford it/ get one free from my job.

"here is my number, text me?"
depends. but probably not.

"what kind of undies do you wear?"
oh, pretty boring ones. standard boy shorts from lasenza that cover my whole ass. nothing to see here folks.

"will you model socks for this project i am doing?"
no thank you.

"are you single?"
yes.

"are you bi?"
no. sorry ladies.

"are you a model?"
i model but i dont get paid and im not good at it.

to all the randoms:
heres how i work. if you send me a message and it has nothing intelligent in it, i will not respond. if you ask me a question that isnt listed here i will probably answer it. thank you for all of your lovely compliments.
if we dont post together in a forum or something you have a very slim chance of being able to win my e-love.
if you send me something funny or smart or cute, i click on your page. no pics, no reply. no info, no reply.
if you message me more than once saying the same thing, i may not be very nice to you. if you add me without talking to me, we can probably never be friends.

did you know that we will never see a megalodon fossil because sharks are made of cartalige?
the world is ugly my friends.