I LIKE: wrestling, sports, movies, hiding, games, dogs, cats, motorcycles, Barons, snow, GO CARDS, bumbuddies, gorrilaz, djing, PORT ALBERNI!! :):), Vancouver, Space camp 2k6 :), girls (duh).
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I Hate: School, fags, retards acting cool, people who cant let go, ppl who cant make up their mind, chain letters, desperate people, matchmakers, people who judge, retarded referees, people who give a shit about my spelling, backstabbers, BBCODE :@!
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27 THINGS TO DO IN AN ELEVATOR
1) When there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them
on the shoulder and then pretend it wasn't you.
2) Push the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.
3) Ask if you can push the button for other people, but push the
wrong ones.
4) Call the Psychic Hotline from your cell phone and ask if they know what floor your on.
5) Hold the doors open and say your waiting for a friend. After
a while, let the doors close, and say, "Hi Greg. How's your day
been?"
6) Drop a pen and wait until someone goes to pick it up, then scream, "That's mine!"
7) Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the elevator.
8)Move your desk into the elevator and whenever anyone gets on, ask if they have an apointment.
9) Lay down the twister mat and ask people if they would like to
play.
10) Leave a box in the corner, and when someone gets on, ask them if they can hear ticking.
11) Pretend you are a flight attendant and review emergency
procedures and exits with the passengers.
12) Ask, "Did you feel that?"
13) Stand really close to someone, sniffing them occasionally.
14) When the doors close, announce to the others, "It's okay, don't panic, they open again!"
15) Swat at flies that don't exist.
16) Tell people that you can see their aura.
17) Call out, "Group Hug!" and then enforce it.
18) Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering, "Shut up, all of you, just shut up!"
19) Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering
inside, ask, "Got enough air in there?"
20) Stand silently and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off.
21) Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce in
horror, "Your one of THEM!" and back away slowly.
22) Wear a puppet on your hand and use it to talk to the other passengers.
23) Listen to the elevator walls with your stethoscope.
24) Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.
25) Stare, grinning at another passenger for a while, then
announce, "I have new socks on". -haha thats my fav
26) Draw a little square on the floor and say "This is MY personal space".
27) Each time someone gets on the elevator do a quick ritual by lighting a candle and dancing around them saying ogabogaogaboga and do it for 10 seconds and then say in a caveman voice u are now part of the oga boga's
