I feel like anything I say can and probably will mislead anybody who reads my profile. Say hello.

10 Reasons To Date (Read: To Ask Out) A Jayden:
1. I have a lot of music on my playlist, which means my penis is huge.
2. I used to have a really long profile, which means my penis is huge.
3. I like to make a "10 Reasons To Date A..." part on my page and give reasons why I'm a slutty teenager, which means I want to get laid.
4. I like video games, which means I'm good with my hands.
5. I play music, which means I get tons of chicks.
6. I get tons of chicks, which means I'm experienced.
7. I used to have a wicked anger problem, which means if you like it rough I can smack you around.
8. I always end my sentences with a period (or exclamation/question mark), which means you don't have to end sex with a period (or exclamation/question mark).
9. I think I'm hilarious because I saturate life with comedy, which means sex will be like an episode of Family Guy.
10.I will reject you, which means I'll get to feel good about myself because putting other people down makes me better.

Goodbye, Boing.

I do FaceBook now, not Nexopia. Nexopia was so highschool. Send me an e-mail if you want to talk to me, messaging me on here is pointless.