Place an X by all the things you've done, and remove the X from the ones
you have not
( x ) Smoked a cigarette
( x ) Drank so much you threw up
( ) Crashed a friend's car ( I've been in a car crash tho...)
( ) Stolen a car
( x ) Hitchhiked
( ) Been in love
( ) Been dumped
( ) Dumped someone
( x ) Been laid off/fired
( ) Quit your job
( x ) Been in a fist fight
( x ) Had feelings for someone who didn't reciprocate
( x ) Been arrested
( ) Gone on a blind date
( x ) Lied to a friend
( x ) Skipped school
( ) Seen someone die
( x ) Been to Canada
( ) Been to Mexico
( x ) Been to Hawaii
( x ) Been on a plane
( x ) Been on a train
( x ) Been Lost
( ) Been on the opposite side of the country-
( ) Gone to Washington , DC
( x ) Swam in the ocean
( x ) Felt like dying
( x ) Cried yourself to sleep
( x ) Played cops and robbers
( x ) Recently colored with crayons/markers
( x ) Sang Karaoke
( x ) Paid for a meal with only coins (but 1 time I rolled pennies and returned them to buy a joint)
( x ) Done something you told yourself you wouldn't
( x ) Made prank phone calls
( x ) Laughed until beverage came out of your nose
( x ) Laughed till you peed your pants (Guess wut I found you guys? A pizza and I ate it!)
( x ) Caught a snowflake on your tongue..
( x ) Danced in the rain
( x ) Written a letter to Santa Claus
( x ) Been kissed under the mistletoe
( ) Watched the sun rise with someone you love
( x ) Blown bubbles (I've blown many things...)
( x ) Made a bonfire on the beach
( x ) Crashed a party
you have not
( x ) Smoked a cigarette
( x ) Drank so much you threw up
( ) Crashed a friend's car ( I've been in a car crash tho...)
( ) Stolen a car
( x ) Hitchhiked
( ) Been in love
( ) Been dumped
( ) Dumped someone
( x ) Been laid off/fired
( ) Quit your job
( x ) Been in a fist fight
( x ) Had feelings for someone who didn't reciprocate
( x ) Been arrested
( ) Gone on a blind date
( x ) Lied to a friend
( x ) Skipped school
( ) Seen someone die
( x ) Been to Canada
( ) Been to Mexico
( x ) Been to Hawaii
( x ) Been on a plane
( x ) Been on a train
( x ) Been Lost
( ) Been on the opposite side of the country-
( ) Gone to Washington , DC
( x ) Swam in the ocean
( x ) Felt like dying
( x ) Cried yourself to sleep
( x ) Played cops and robbers
( x ) Recently colored with crayons/markers
( x ) Sang Karaoke
( x ) Paid for a meal with only coins (but 1 time I rolled pennies and returned them to buy a joint)
( x ) Done something you told yourself you wouldn't
( x ) Made prank phone calls
( x ) Laughed until beverage came out of your nose
( x ) Laughed till you peed your pants (Guess wut I found you guys? A pizza and I ate it!)
( x ) Caught a snowflake on your tongue..
( x ) Danced in the rain
( x ) Written a letter to Santa Claus
( x ) Been kissed under the mistletoe
( ) Watched the sun rise with someone you love
( x ) Blown bubbles (I've blown many things...)
( x ) Made a bonfire on the beach
( x ) Crashed a party
_ _ _ _ Smoked a lot of crack and almost had a heart attack, Erika smoked a lot of pot, a little hungry was all I got!
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2% of the teenage population doesn't or has never tried smoking dope.
If you are one of the 98% who doesn't give a shit, and loves to blaze and get high,
put this is your profile!
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If you are one of the 98% who doesn't give a shit, and loves to blaze and get high,
put this is your profile!
~Going to McDonnalds for Salad is like going to a Crackhouse for Vitamins~
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20 REASONS TO DATE A SWIMMER
1) We’re always wet and ready to go fast
2) We’re always nearly naked
3) No matter how tired we get we can always keep going
4) Good on our stomach or on our back
5) We dont mind the feel of latex
6) We dive right in and get started
7) We always put in a hard thrust at the very end
8 We like the pull boy between our legs
9) We can stroke it in several ways
10) Eye protection is sometimes necessary
11) Butterfly... need i say more?
12) We've been trained well... lots of training to get this good
13) We have excellent endurance and stamina
14) Strong forearms for well ya know
15) 6am-6pm we're ready anytime
16) We can perform well anywhere
17) We don't mind it when it gets a lil rough
18) We are ready to go on command
19) Corkscrew's our favorite drill
20) We love going back and forth for long periods of time
Remember, your head is the car, the drugs are the keys, the keys can start the car, but you have to be the one to drive it and switch the gears. You buy the ticket, you take the ride, you're going for a trip.
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Kissing Is A Habit
Fucking Is A Game
Guys Get All The Pleasure
Girls Get All The Pain
10 Minutes Of Pleasure
9 Months Of Pain
3 Days In The Hospital
A Baby Without A Name
The Baby Is A Bastard
The Mother Is A Whore
This Woulda Never Happend If The Rubber Hadn't Tore!!
~Drugs, sex, rock 'n' roll, speed, weed, birth control, lifes a bitch, and then you die, so fuck the world and lets get high!~
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IF YOU EVER PUSHED ON A DOOR THAT SAID PULL COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE
If vodka was water and i was a duck
I swim to the bottom and never come up
But waters not vodka and im not a duck
So pass me the bottle and shut the fuck up
If you dress sexy, he says you're a slut.
If you argue with him, he says you're stubborn.
If you're quiet, he says you're stupid.
If you call him, he says you're needy and clingy.
If he calls you, he says you "should be grateful."
If you don't love him, he'll try to win you.
If you love him, he'll leave you.
If you don't fuck him, he'll say you don't love him.
If you do, he'll say you're easy.
If you tell him your problems, he'll say you're irritating.
If you don't, he'll say you don't trust him.
If you lecture him, he'll say you're bitchy.
If he lectures you, it's because he "cares for you."
If you break a promise, you can't be trusted.
If he breaks it, he had to.
If you cheat u expect it to be over.
If he cheats, he expects to be given another chance.
Either way.... you just never win.
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Sky is blue
Water is wet
I'll make you cum
I'll make you sweat
Pressed up against my body
Movin up and down
Slowly but firmly
We'll move the ground
Now I pass out into sleep
I pray the Lord my soul to keep
Grant no other stoner take
My weed and bong before I wake
Keep me safely in thy sight
And grant no crackhead's thrill tonight
And in the morning let me awake
Breathing scents of wake 'n bake
God protect me in my dreams
and make this better than it seems
Grant the time may siwftly fly
When myself shall be so high
In a green grass weed bed
Where I long to rest my head
Far away from all these scenes
And the smell of bammer smoked by beans
Take me back into the land
Where the cops never take you out
Where the weed won't burn my throat like sand;
Where the scent of chronis blows
Where the good Mary Jane grows;
Take me back and I'll promise then
Never to leave BC again...
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I pray the Lord my soul to keep
Grant no other stoner take
My weed and bong before I wake
Keep me safely in thy sight
And grant no crackhead's thrill tonight
And in the morning let me awake
Breathing scents of wake 'n bake
God protect me in my dreams
and make this better than it seems
Grant the time may siwftly fly
When myself shall be so high
In a green grass weed bed
Where I long to rest my head
Far away from all these scenes
And the smell of bammer smoked by beans
Take me back into the land
Where the cops never take you out
Where the weed won't burn my throat like sand;
Where the scent of chronis blows
Where the good Mary Jane grows;
Take me back and I'll promise then
Never to leave BC again...
Sex is good
Sex is fine
Doggy Style & 69
Just for fun
Or gettin paid
Everyone likes gettin laid
Peace Pot Tequila Shots Sexy Hot Stoned Or Not
Sex Drugs Rock & Roll
Speed Weed Birth Control
Life’s A Bitch Then You Die Fuck The World Lets All Get High
Get Naked And Have A Blast Keep Your Eyes On Us We'll Get Famous Fast
Get Him Hard Wear A Thong Drink A 5th Smoke A Bong
Remember The Guy Remember The Kiss
Remember The Nights Were Gonna Miss
Crazy Parties Stayin’ out late
We're The Class Of 2008!
Sex Drugs Rock & Roll
Speed Weed Birth Control
Life’s A Bitch Then You Die Fuck The World Lets All Get High
Get Naked And Have A Blast Keep Your Eyes On Us We'll Get Famous Fast
Get Him Hard Wear A Thong Drink A 5th Smoke A Bong
Remember The Guy Remember The Kiss
Remember The Nights Were Gonna Miss
Crazy Parties Stayin’ out late
We're The Class Of 2008!
Sex is a Sensation
Caused by a Temptation
To cause Penatration
When a guy sticks his Location
Into a girls Destionation
To increase the Popuation
For the next Generation
Do u get the Eplanantion
Or do u need a Demonstration?
~Rape is just suprise sex~ 
< ----- ohh ya baby
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< ----- ohh ya babyGot A Problem With Me?
Solve It.
Think I'm Tripping?
Tie my shoes.
Can't Stand Me?
Sit the fuck down.
Can't Face Me?
Turn the fuck around.
I am who I am and you can't change me
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Solve It.
Think I'm Tripping?
Tie my shoes.
Can't Stand Me?
Sit the fuck down.
Can't Face Me?
Turn the fuck around.
I am who I am and you can't change me
Good friends will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough;
but Your bestfriends will look at you tripping over your own feet & say "Bitch, drink the rest of that, You know we don't waste that kinda shit."
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but Your bestfriends will look at you tripping over your own feet & say "Bitch, drink the rest of that, You know we don't waste that kinda shit."
Sex is like math:
You subtract the clothes
Add the bed
Divide the legs
And Pray to god
You dont multiply
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Roses are red
Grass is green
Open my legs
And fill me with cream
Sex is evil, evil is sin, sins are forgivin, so stick it all in
To all my true friends:
When you are sad...
I will get you drunk and help you get revenge against the son of a bitch who made you sad.
When you are blue...
I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you.
When you smile...
I will know you finally had sex.
When you are scared...
I will rag you about it every chance I get.
When you are worried...
I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be and to quit whining.
When you are confused... :S
I will use little words to explain.
When you are sick...
I will stay away from you until you're well again. I don't want whatever you have.
When you fall...
I will point and laugh at your clumsy ass.
Funniest fucking thing you will ever read:
http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net/c.cgi?u=manly_suicide
http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net/c.cgi?u=manly_suicide
