Remember folks. This is an argument on the internet
And what do we know about those?
Their like the special Olympics
Win or lose, your Still retarded
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Carmen Winstead was pushed down a sewer opening by 5 girls in her
school, trying to embarrass her in front of her school during a fire drill. When
she didn't submerge the police were called. They went down and brought up
17 year old Carmen Winstead's body, her neck broken from hitting the ladder,
and then the side concrete at the bottom. The girls told everyone she fell... They
believed them. FACT: 2 months ago, 16 year old David Gregory read this post
and didn't repost it. When he went to take a shower he heard laughter from his
shower, he started freaking out and ran to his computer to repost it. He said
goodnight to his mom and went to sleep. 5 hours later his mom woke up in the
middle of the night cause of a loud noise. David was gone. That morning a few
hours later the police found him in the sewer, his neck broken and his face
skin peeled off. Even google her name- you'll find this to be true If you don't
repost this saying "they fucked her up"" Then Carmen will get you, either from a
sewer, the toilet, the shower, or when you go to sleep you'll wake up in the
sewer, in the dark, then Carmen will come.
To every guy that's said, "Sex CAN wait"
To every guy that's said, "You're beautiful."
To every guy that was never too busy to drive across town to see her.
To every guy that gives flowers and a card when she is sick.
To every guy who has given her flowers just because.
To every guy that said he would die for her.
To every guy that really would.
To every guy that took time to do what she wanted to do.
To every guy that she cried in front of.
To every guy that holds hands with her.
To every guy that kisses her with meaning.
To every guy that hugs her when she's sad.
To every guy that hugs her for no reason at all.
To every guy who would give their jacket up for her.
To every guy that calls to make sure she got home safe.
To every guy that would sit and wait for her for hours
just to see her for ten minutes.
To every guy that would give his seat up.
To every guy that just wants to cuddle.
To every guy that reassured her that she was beautiful
no matter what.
To every guy who told his secrets to her.
To every guy that tried to show how much he cared
through every word and every breath.
To every guy that thought maybe this could be the one.
To every guy that believed in her dreams.
To every guy that would have done anything
so she could achieve them.
To every guy that never laughed at her
when she told him her dreams.
To every guy that walked her to her car.
To every guy that gave his heart.
To every guy who prays that she is happy
even if you are not with her.
...This one is for you...
Not many girls appreciate nice guys anymore...
And because of this, there are not many left out there...
Dicks are the way to do it.
i guarantee 90% of the dudes reading this don't have the balls to put it up cuz it's all about image
If you are a nice guy repost this with "We're a Dying Breed "
If you are a girl that thinks every guy should treat a girl this way
repost this with: "To Every Guy"
There was once a girl , she was talking to her mom on the phone ;
Girl : Hello ?
Mom : hey hunny .
Girl : oh hey .
Mom : look, i`m on my way out now,
so i wont be home to open the door ,
i`ll leave a key under then matt .
Girl : okay !
Mom : bye, love you .
Girl : love you too .
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as the girl got home, her mom`s vehicle was there . that was kindof confusing .
so she called her mom to ask where she was.
Mom : Hello ?
Girl : hey mom . uh , what`s wrong with
your voice ?
Mom : uh , cold .
Girl : you`re not my mom , you don`t sound
like, that . WHERES MY MOM !
Muderer : you`re right, i`m not your mom .
you`re mom is safe with me . right now ,
i`ll call you later . and if you listen, you`re
mom will be okay , love you .
Girl : *hangs up*
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the girl ran into her house . she yelled, "MOM !" but no answer .
she picked up the phone, to call 911. but right as she pressed
talk, the call was interupted by the other line .
Girl : hello ?
Murderer : hello .
Girl : oh my god ! why are you doing this ! ?
Muderer : because i can . lucky for me, there is
a thing called, hacking into phone lines . i never
knew it would work untill today .
Girl : fine, what do you want me to do .
Murderer : oh, you`ll find out soon .
* hangs up *
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the girl was scared to death , and she called 911 . they never showed up,
she waited at least half an hour . before she knew it, her cell phone rang .
Girl : yes ?
Murderer : why`d you call the cops ?
Girl : because you have my mom !
Murderer : well, not any more. since you
called the cops, you`ll never get her back .
turn around, Sarah .
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the man was right behind sarah , and she got killed before she knew it,
but her mom wasn`t dead . her mom was at a party with some work
friends. she just left her vehicle at home . her friend drove her, and when
her mom got back, there was a note on the table saying , " mom, i love
you . i`m sorry that this had to happen . but i stood up for you, you`re
welcome . you`re my everything, i love you with everything i have,
Love, Sarah "
her mom bursted out crying .
if you love your mother enough to do this, repost this
as, " i love you " in 5 minutes
Since you opened this. You`ll get kissed by the love of your life on Friday. Unless you break this chain, then you won`t get kissed on Friday. Read this first...
dude: I love her more than the air I breath
chick: well im always here for you.
dude: I know.
chick: What's wrong???
dude: I like her so much.
chick: Talk to her.
dude: I don't know. She won't ever like me.
chick: Don't say that. You're amazing.
dude: I just want her to know how I feel.
chick: Then tell her.
dude: She won't like me.
chick: How do you know that?
dude: I can just tell.
chick: Well just tell her.
dude: What should I say?
chick: Tell her how much you like her.
dude: I tell her that daily.
chick: what do you mean?
dude: I'm always with her. I love her.
chick: I know how you feel. I have the same problem. But he'll never like me.
dude: Wait. Who do you like?
chick: Oh some boy.
dude: Oh... she won't like me either.
chick: She does.
dude: How do you know?
chick: Because, who wouldn't like you?
dude: You.
chick: You're wrong, I love you.
dude: I love you too.
chick: So are you going to talk to her?
dude: I just did.
Ignore this, and you`ll be cursed with 20 years of bad relationships.
chicks- If you think this is sweet, repost it.
dudes- If you are man enough to say this to a chick, repost it.
HOMOPHOBIA
Picture This:
You are a heterosexual person living in a homosexual world.
Downstairs your two mothers are preparing your breakfast.
There are two men holding hands on the cover of the magazine laying on the table, on the radio the announcer is talking about the latest scandal:
“A female celebrity is going out with, can you believe it, a male celebrity?!”
As you step into the school, you hear people laughing and saying things like,
“That’s so straight.”
Friends of yours are talking to you about how last weekend they were hanging out with the cutest same-sex person.
You want desperately to talk about the person of the oppostie sex that you met, but are too afraid of ridicule.
Going to one of your classes, you’re bumped into so hard you drop all your books as the voices of your peers ring with things like,
“Fuc*ing hetero!”
This just shows you a glimpse of what it’s like in the day of a homosexual. If you think homophobia is wrong, copy this into your profile
Ok, so here's what ya do: mark your answers with a little 'x' inside the boxes, but BE HONEST (I was)!! Then send it to all your peoples and make them laugh.
1 [x] Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were talking
2 [x] Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were NOT talking
3 [x] You have ran into a glass/screen door
4 [x] You have jumped out of a moving vehicle
5 [x] You have thought of something funny and laughed, then people gave you weird looks
6 [x] You have ran into a tree
7 [ ] It IS possible to lick your elbow
8 [x] You just tried to lick your elbow
9 [x] You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star have the same rhythm
10 [x ] You just tried to sing them
11 [x] You have tripped on your shoelace and fallen
12 [ ] You have choked on your own spit
13 [ ] You have seen the the Matrix and still don't get it.
14 [x] You didn't notice that in the last question 'the' was spelled twice
15 [x] You just looked at it
16 [ ] Your hair is blonde/dirty blonde
17 [ ] People have called you slow
18 [x] You have accidentally caught something on fire
19 [ ] You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose/eyes
20 [ ] You have caught yourself drooling
21 [x] You've fallen asleep in class
22 [x] Sometimes you just stop thinking
23 [x] You are telling a story and forget what you were talking about
24 [x] People are often shaking their heads and walk away from you
25 [x] You are often told to use your 'inside voice'
26 [x] You use your fingers to do simple math
27 [x] You have eaten a bug
28 [x] You are taking this test when you should be doing something important.
29 [x] You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn't realize it.
30 [x] You've looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand or pocket -
31 [ ] You sometimes post bulletins because you are scared that what they say will happen to you if you don't even when you know it won't happen to you, like on a myspace...
32 [x ] You break a lot of things
33 []Your friends know not to use big words around you
34 [x ]You tilt your head when you're confused
35 [x] You have fallen out of your chair before
36 [x] When you're laying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture off the ceiling/wall.
37 [x] The word 'umm' is used many times a day
38 [x] You called a friend and then completely forgot what you were gonna say
39 [x ] You have spelled your name wrong
40 [x] You have drawn a disformed heart
