We don't care if you talk to other guys.
We don't care if you're friends with other guys.
But when you're sitting next to us, and some random guy walks into the room
and you jump up and tackle him, without even introducing us, yeah, it pisses us off.
It doesn't help if you sit there and talk to him for ten minutes without even acknowledging the fact that we're still there.
When guys meet a girl, that they fall hard for and spend whole nights
and days spending it with them, they obviously like you, its not that they want a huge friendship
We don't care if a guy calls you, but at 2 in the morning we do get a little concerned. Unless someone is dying,
it can wait till the morning.
Also, when we tell you you're pretty, gorgeous, cute or stunning, we freaking mean it.
Don't tell us we're wrong. We'll stop trying to convince you.

The sexiest thing about a girl is confidence.
Yeah, you can quote that.

Don't be mad when we hold the door open. Take Advantage of the mood we're in.

LET US PAY FOR YOU!
DON'T "FEEL BAD"
We enjoy doing it.
Smile and say "thank you."

Kiss us when no one's watching.

If you kiss us when you know somebody's looking, we'll be more impressed.

You don't have to get dressed up for us.
If we're going out with you in the first place, you don't have to feel the need to
wear the shortest skirt you have or put on every kind of makeup you own.
We like you for WHO you are and not WHAT you are.

Honestly, we think a girl looks more beautiful when she's just in her pj's or our tshirt and boxers, not all dolled up
Don't take everything we say seriously.
Sarcasm is a beautiful thing. See the beauty in it.
Don't get angry easily.
Stop using magazines/media as your bible.
Don't talk about how hot Orlando Bloom, Brad Pitt, or Jesse McCartney is in front of us.
It's boring, and we don't care. You have girlfriends for that.

Whatever happened to the word "handsome"?
I'd be utterly stunned by a girl who greeted me with "Hey handsome!" instead of
"Hey baby/ stud/ cutie/ sexy" or whatever else you can think of.
On the other hand im not sayin i woulndnt like it ether ; )

Girls, I cannot stress this enough: IF YOU AREN'T BEING TREATED
RIGHT BY A GUY, DON'T WAIT FOR HIM TO CHANGE. DITCH HIS
SORRY, DISGRACE-TO-THE-MALE-POPULATION ASS, AND FIND
SOMEONE WHO WILL TREAT YOU WITH UTTERRESPECT

You need...
Someone who will honor your morals.
Someone who will make you smile when you're at your
lowest.
Someone who will care for you even when you make mistakes.
Someone who will love you, no matter how bad you make them feel.
Someone who doesn't piss you off just for laughs, fuck them.
Someone who will stop what theyre doing just to look you in the eyes....and say "i love you" ..
........AND ACTUALLY MEAN IT

*****Give the nice guys a chance*****

*Holdin Hands
Girls :If you want to hold his hand, gently bump into it a couple of
times.
Guys : Grab it if it happens more than once.

*Cuddling
Girls : When you want to cuddle with him, tell him you're cold
Guys : Automatically move closer to her.

*Movies
Girls : During a movie, if he puts his arm around you, tilt your head on his shoulder
Guys : Lift her chin up and kiss her.

*Loving each other
Guys : When she tells you she loves you, look deep into her eyes, give her a peck on the lips, and tell her you love her
too... And mean it.

*Laying below the stars
Girls : When you're both laying under the stars, put your head on his chest and close your eyes as you listen to his steady heart beat
Guys : Whisper in her ear and link your hands with hers.

Guys repost this if you agree, girls repost this if you think it's cute.

Every Guy who isn't a jerk will agree with this, so we hope that all the girls that read this will repost this

Power does not come from the heavens. It comes from our minds, our hands, and our hearts. Never doubt that, for it is the greatest secret of the universe - we are not the servants of destiny, but the makers of the future.

If you really like or love someone right now
and miss them and can't get them out of your head
then re-post this within one minute
and whoever you are missing will
surprise you tomorrow.
Repost this as a blog

Here's how it works:
Statistically speaking, unless you are a total hermit, social retard, or ugly as a bag of spoiled ass...
There's at least 1 person on your Nex that wants to date you or sleep with you. So..... lets play "friends w/ benefits"

The rules are simple... if you want to date the person who posted this, send them a msg saying "I'M YOURS"

If you just want to sleep with them and stay friends, send them a msg that says "I'D HIT IT"

SCARED? LOL

THE TWIST IS YOU HAVE TO REPOST THIS, EVEN IF YOU'RE TAKEN
& see who replies. There is at least 1 person on your Nex that wants to date you, and maybe more that want to sleep with you.

SO... re-post this as "friends w/ benefits"

So my Birthday is on friday the 14th i'll be turning 20 so i decided maybe i should celebrate. The only problem is id rather not celebrate i'd rather just chill

so i guess everyone should come chill with me. my plan is to have a very relaxed party after all everyone needs to mellow out once in a while, so anyway here are the details

When: Friday the 14th
Where: My Place (message me if you don't know where that is and want to come)
Boose?: sure why not after all this is supposed to be relaxed but i don't want anyone getting wasted
Who: whoever feels like kickin back with me on my b-day
What Time: well i'm going to say show up around 7pm feel free to come early i will be here all day or to come late since i will be up all night

Any questions? give me a shout let me know if i missed anything let people know anyone i know or even just some people you think i would get along with. see you there.

1. My ex is still: Lonely
2. I am listening to: My favorites list
3. Maybe I should: forget about it
4. I love: to few to much
6. I don't understand: and that makes me frusterated
7. I lost my respect for: Everyone myself included
8. I last drank: to long ago
9. The meaning of my display name is: Zed has been my alias for a long time now
10. Love is: simple but so powerfull it can bring the stongest to thier knees
11. Somewhere: behind you!
12. I will always: Try
13. Love seems to be: undeniable
14. I never ever want to lose: my honor
15. What's gone?: alot of good times, hope there are still some left
16. When I woke up this morning: answered the phone
17. I get annoyed: but rarely angry
18. At parties: i keep to myself
19. My pet(s) : Scruffy my puppy
20. Chocolate: pass, to sweet
21. Today I : will go to the fringe
22. I wish: frequently
23. I really want: someone to hold me

ANSWER TRUTHFULLY—
01. Babe or baby: babe
02. Sweetie or Hunny: sweetie
03. Darling or Hunny: hunny

PRESENTLY-
01. is your hair wet?: nope dry now
02. is your cell phone right by you? always have it on me
03. do you miss someone?: i'm not sure that i do
04. are you wearing chap stick?: No
05. are you tired?: nope
06. are you excited?: i don't think so
07. are you watching tv?: never do
08. are you wearing pajamas?: never do

HAVE YOU-
01. recently done anything you regret?: yes...
02. ever lied?: Frequently
03. ever stuck gum under a desk? nope
04. ever kicked someone?: ya
05. ever tripped over your own feet?: probably its been awhile

TODAY-
01. have you cursed?: yes
02. Kissed someone?: yeah
03. have you gotten mad at someone?: very

Q: is there a person who is on your mind right now?: trying to keep things blank up there
Q: do you have any siblings?: yes 2 sisters
Q: Do ypeopleou want children?: yeah
Q: do you smile often?: most days
Q: do you wish on stars?: yep
Q:do you wish on 11:11?: yeah
Q: do you untie your shoes every time you take them off?: haha no
Q: when did you last cry?: this morning
Q: do you like your handwriting?: i think it has character
Q: are your toenails painted?: not last time i checked
Q: are you a friendly person?: only when i'm not a jerk so yes
Q: whose bed did you sleep in last night?: the one in my room
Q: what color shirt are you wearing?: black
Q: what were you doing at 7pm yesterday?: walking home from work
Q: I can't wait until: i'm back to normal
Q: look to your right: done
Q: Ever cried on your friend's shoulder?: not for over a year no one i can do it with anymore
Q: Kissed someone on your friends list? indeed
Q: Been arrested?: nope
Q: Kissed someone you didn't like? yes
Q: Do you like someone? duh
Q: Held a snake? nope
Q: Been suspended from school? nope
Q: Been fired from a job? nope
Q: Sang karaoke? Totally i love to sing
Q: Done something you told yourself you wouldn't? ya, sorry
Q: Laughed until you started crying? maybe
Q: Caught a snowflake on your tongue? yep
Q: Kissed in the rain? yes, i loved it
Q: Sang in the shower? yes
Q: Sat on a roof top? nope
Q: Been pushed into a pool with all your clothes on? no one would dare
Q: Broken a bone? not even close
Q: Shaved your head? nope
Q: Played a prank on someone? not a good one
Q: Shot a gun? nope
Q: Donated Blood? no i was going to but i got sick and couldn't
Q: Had your heart broken? yeah

LAST PERSON.
1. You hung out with? Lisa and Kara
2. You text messaged? Lisa
3. You were in a car with? Kara and Lisa
4. Went to the movies with? The guys from work
5. Person you went to shop with? i need to go shopping
6. You talked on the phone? Riece
7. Made you laugh? Kara
8. You hugged? lisa
9.You cried with? i dunno maybe lisa but i have never really cried around her

WOULD YOU RATHER

1. Pierce your nose or tongue? my nose.
2. Die in a fire or get shot? probably shot as long as my last words were cool

ANSWER TRUTHFULLY...
1. Sun or moon? moon
2. Winter or Fall? Fall
3. Left or Right? right
4. Sunny or rainy? rainy
5. Where do you live? St. Albert
6. Club or pub? pub i prefer to relax
7. Is there 1 or 2 people who you can always trust and rely on? no
8. Do you want to get married? yeah, not right now but yeah
9. Do you twirl your spaghetti or cut it? I twirl
10. What time is it? 6:35PM
11. Are you afraid of commitment? No quite the opposite
12. Are you gonna have an 18th party? it was fairly lame
13. Do You Cook? yep
14. Current mood? neutral maybe still a little upset

IN THE LAST 48 HOURS HAVE YOU...
1. Kissed someone? yeah
2. Sang? a bit
3. Listened to music? i am right now
4. Seen someone you care a lot about? yes
5. Danced crazy? nope
6. Cried? yes
7. Like someone you can't have? yeah i'd say so

Find your Celestial Choir

so i decided to find out what the chinese zodiac had to say about rabbits

The fourth trine consists of the Rabbit, Ram and Pig. The quest for these three signs is the aesthetic and beautiful in life. Their calm nature give them great leadership abilities. They are artistic, refined, intuitive, and well-mannered. These souls love the preliminaries in love, and are fine artists in their lovemaking. The Rabbit, Ram and Pig have been bestowed with calmer natures than the other 9 signs. These three are compassionately aware, yet detached and resigned to their condition. They seek beauty and a sensitive lover. They are caring, unique, self-sacrificing, obliging, sensible, creative, empathetic, tactful, and prudent. They can also be naive, pedantic, insecure, cunning, indecisive, and pessimistic.

Wow that ones very true i'm inspired lets look deeper

Attributes

Those following traditional Chinese astrology consider people born in the Year of the Rabbit to make ideal diplomats or politicians. In Chinese astrological thought, a "rabbit person" is graceful, cultured and well-mannered. Although Rabbit people get along well with many people, at heart they are considered to be basically reserved creatures, and are only truly happy when engrossed in some sort of scholarly or intellectual activity. Rabbit people are considered too sensitive for the world around them; they are not able to thrive in competitive or aggressive environments, and are anxious when others force them to take risks. Their inner world is considered too delicate for unsettled or unpredictable situations, and they tend to create peaceful and comfortable atmospheres--like rabbit dens--instinctively. According to traditional Chinese astrology, this characteristic makes them very hospitable and attentive people, who take care of those around them.

The average Rabbit person emphasizes the importance of small details. They pay attention to everything from color, design and furniture to food and conversation. And only when they are sure that everything has been arranged as they wish can these people relax and have fun.

People born in the year of the Rabbit often lead a conservative lifestyle where one of the most important things is their security. This quality has a negative side also: opting for safety over risk, they may miss good opportunities. These people are not frivolous or irresponsible, for when they truly believe in something, they are serious, persevering and capable.

Calm as they are, it is not easy to provoke Rabbit people. They are sentimental and compassionate. They can be moved by the personal problems you share with them.


Oooh that ones good to, well it looks like my zodiac element is fire so lets see the dreaded fire rabbit

Or maybe not my good friend wikipedia doesn't actually have anything on the fire rabbit although they do say a bit about fire in general

In Chinese tradition fire is one of the five elements. It is associated with the planet Mars, summer and the south, and the colour red. It is believed to govern the heart. Fire is associated with the qualities of dynamism, strength and persistence, and with restlessness and a sense of peacefulness.


Hares fall under a most fortunate sign! Their sign is the emblem of long life and they possess the powers of the moon. Hares are very sensitive to beauty. They are gracious and soft spoken. Hares are the diplomats and the peace-makers. They enjoy a tranquil life and love a quiet evening at home. Hares are reserved and very artistic. They are thorough and good scholars. When Hares are moody, which is often, they will appear totally indifferent to the world.

Hares are lucky in money matters and great at finding a bargain. They may look easy-going, but they are actually quite cunning! Being a strong-willed person, they go quietly but determinedly towards their goals. They don't like making waves and find other means to get their way.

Hares are well-mannered and seldom use harsh words or foul language. Instead they cater to your every whim until they get their way. Before you know it, you have been won over! Although Hares appear slow at times, they are actually practicing caution. They read all the fine print before signing their names. Their uncanny abilities to correctly assess people and situations leave them quite conceited. Hares are considerate, understanding, warm, friendly, and easy to be with. They know how to relax.

When everyone is rushing around, Hares remind you that there is still tomorrow. Their motto is "live and let live". Hares would never embarrass you in public and they know how to save face. If Hares can spare your feelings, they will. For this they are well liked.

Hares make few enemies and rarely get into serious trouble. No one is more understanding. Hares give you all the sympathy you need. Just don't expect them to go out and do battle for you.If the going gets too rough, Hares may make a quick exit. They can't stand suffering and misery. Hares are experts at passing the buck and may hedge over difficult issues. When they feel too threatened they are unpredictable. If you push them too far they will simply get rid of you! Hares were not born to be fighters. They have their own ways that are very effective. Having good sense they know how to take care of themselves. They protect their own environment from strife at all costs.

Hares are good entertainers and hosts. They have good words to say about everyone. Although they often know more than they will say,they are discreet in their choice of friends. No matter what happens to Hares, they land on their feet and easily leap obstacles in their path. Hares believe in themselves and are at peace within. They will find success and contentment.

Wow anyone who knows me will be able to point out how accurate that is anyone who knows me well might actually be wierded out by that one

Go to Google and enter" [your name] loves" and put up the top ten things
that pop up in your search

Eric loves his nipples
Eric Loves Boys
Everybody loves Eric
www.myspace.com/goodperson400
www.myspace.com/yourmotherwasgood
ERIC LOVES IT
Eric loves me Cap : heart : CafePress.com
Eric loves me Tote Bag : i heart : CafePress.com
the Eric Rice Show
Estonian Literary Magazine: A Strange American. Eric

i think the myspace ones are funny, and i am fond of my nipples now that you mention it

Series One - You:

.....Name: Eric

.....Birthdate: September 14 1987

.....Birthplace: Edmonton

.....Current Location: St Albert

.....Hair Color: brown

.....Zodiac Sign: Virgo


## Series Two - Describe:

.....Your heritage: Russian German Danish

.....The shoes you wore today: My Running shoes

.....Your hair: Nothing fancy might need to jazz it up soon

.....Your weakness: an innocent smile from a pretty girl, or more noticably strawberries

.....Your fears: People that are hyper in the morning

.....Your BIGGEST fear: Failure

.....Your perfect pizza: Meat maybe with peppers or mushrooms depending on my mood

.....One thing you'd like to achieve: To know that my existance here made the lives of others easier

## Series Three - What is:

.....Your most overused phrase: Yello?

.....Your thoughts first waking up: What time is it?

.....The FIRST feature you notice in the same sex: Height

.....Your best physical feature: Dazzeling smile lol

.....Your bedtime: around 2am on work days

.....Your greatest accomplishment: Makeing the good times roll

.....Your most missed memory/item: My rock, seriously.

## Series Four - You prefer:

.....Pepsi or coke: Pepsi

.....McDonald's or Burger King: Mcdonald's

.....Single or group dates: Single

.....Chocolate or vanilla: Vanilla is for lamers

.....Cappuccino or coffee: Niether

.....Boxers or briefs: Boxers

series Five - Do you:

.....Smoke: Not a chance

.....Sing well: Depends what i'm singing

.....Have a crush: I'd be worried if i didn't

.....Who are they: i wish i knew her name

.....Think you've been in love: Yeah

.....Want to go to college: It could be fun

.....Like high school: Yeah it was fun lots of memories

.....Type w/ your fingers on the right keys: right for gameing

.....Get motion sickness: Nope

.....Think you're attractive: about half the time
health freak: Not even close

.....Get along with your parents: Yeah

.....Like thunderstorms: Totally

.....Play an instrument: Not well


# Series Six - In the past month, did/have you:

.....Drank alcohol: Yep tonight

.....Smoke(d): No

.....Did drugs: Never

.....Had Sex: Nope it's been awhile now

.....Made Out: Yeah eric needs his makeout time

.....Go on a date: Not really

.....Go to the mall?: Yeah

.....Eaten an entire box of Oreos: Can't say i have ever managed that

.....Eaten sushi: I hope not, not a big fan of the stuff

.....Been on stage: Argueable

.....Gone skating: Nope

.....Made homemade cookies: Saddly no

.....Gone skinny dipping: it's fricken cold out

.....Dyed your hair: nope

.....Stolen anything: No


# Series Seven - Have you ever:

.....Been caught "doing something": Not directly

.....Been called a tease: Yeah pleanty

....Changed who you were to fit in: Naw not worth the effort


.....Age you hope to be married: Second half of the 20's

.....Numbers and Names of Children: 2 and i have thought alot about names but still only have ideas looking for something unique, like Phade which i kind of like

.....Describe your Dream Wedding: Nothing to classy but it needs to be near water

.....How do you want to die: For someone else

....Where you want to go to college: Local i think

.....What do you want to be when you grow up: I rather not grow up i need a job where i can still be a kid

.....What country would you most like want to visit: Well i'm on my way to Denmark this summer

Nine - opposite sex:

.....Best eye color?: Green

.....Best hair color?: Blonde

.....Short or long hair?: Long but not curly

.....Best height: Short compaired to me which is pretty easy

.....Best articles of clothing: I notice tops (not because i'm looking at boobs either)

.....Best first date location: Not sure what it is yet

.....Best first kiss location: Outside but i'm not picky i just love that locked stare that can come before it



# Series Ten - Number of:
.....Number of people that you trust with your life: It's sad but right now i'd say no one, i don't trust easily

.....Number of CDs that I own: Like 4

.....Number of piercings: Zero

.....Number of tattoos: None

.....Number of times my name has appeared in the newspaper: Pleanty i don't keep track

.....Number of scars on my body: 2

.....Number of things in my past that I regret: I can't regret as long as i like who i have become

1.ONE OF YOUR SCARS, HOW DID YOU GET IT?
One on my arm, Old girlfriend she had nails

2. WHAT IS ON THE WALLS IN YOUR ROOM?
A charicature of myself

3.WHAT KIND OF CELL PHONE DO YOU HAVE?
One that works

4. WHAT MUSIC DO YOU LIKE TO LISTEN TO?
Not Country or rap i'm cool with everything else

5. DO YOU KNOW WHAT TIME YOU WERE BORN?
not really 2ish?

6. WHAT DO YOU WANT MORE THAN ANYTHING RIGHT NOW?
To become more secure in who i am

7.WHO DO U MISS?
alot of people now that i think about it, actually i think my old drama class is whos on my mind right now

8. WHAT IS YOUR MOST PRIZED POSSESSION?
Nothing material means all that much to me, maybe that poem.

9. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE SMELL?
Rain

10. DO YOU GET CLAUSTROPHOBIC?
only when my arms are pinned

11. DO YOU GET SCARED OF THE DARK?
Not really

13. WHAT IS YOUR FAVOURITE COLOGNE / PERFUME?
i enjoy peoples natural smell

14. WHAT KIND OF HAIR DO YOU LIKE ON THE OPPOSITE SEX?
I definatly like long hair and straight hair preferrably both

15. WHERE CAN YOU SEE YOURSELF BEING PROPOSED TO AT?
Somewhere fun, like an ammusment park totally disneyworld or something

16. COFFEE OR ENERGY DRINKS?
Coffee is nasty

17. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE PIZZA TOPPING?
MEAT

18. IF YOU COULD EAT ANYTHING RIGHT NOW, WHAT WOULD IT BE?
Man i'm so full i'd pass on pretty much anything

19. WHO IS THE LAST PERSON YOU MADE MAD?
Lisa

20. DO YOU SPEAK A DIFFERENT LANGUAGE?
Not yet

21. WHAT WAS THE FIRST GIFT SOMEONE EVER GAVE YOU (OF THE OPPOSITE SEX)?
a tobblerone it was white chocolate and yummy

22. DOES ANYONE LIKE YOU?
Well i hope SOMEONE likes me

23. ARE YOU DOUBLE JOINTED?
not last time i checked

24. FAVORITE CLOTHING BRAND?
Whats a clothing?

25. WHAT'S YOUR DREAM CAR?
One that goes places

27. WHAT IS ONE OF YOUR DREAMS?
to invent something...

Arn't there numbers here? and where did 26 go?

37. FIRST JOB?
Dollar Giant

38. EVER DONE A PRANK CALL?
nope

39. WHAT WERE YOU DOING BEFORE YOU FILLED OUT THIS SURVEY?
Game night

41. WHY DID YOU FILL OUT THIS SURVEY?
Sounded like fun

42. WHAT DO YOU GET COMPLIMENTED ABOUT MOST?
that i'm a "nice guy"

43. WHAT WOULD YOU DO IF ALCOHOL BECAME ILLEGAL?
Dump out my booze don't want to get caught with the stuff

49. WHEN DID YOU LAST CRY?
a week or so hard to remember

50. DO YOU LIKE YOUR HANDWRITING?
I think it has character

51. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE LUNCH MEAT?
Hungarian Salami

52. ANY BAD HABITS?
I'm sure everyone has some

53. WHAT IS YOUR MOST EMBARRASSING CD ON THE SHELF?
Star wars galaxies, i swear thats not mine marc left it here

54. IF YOU WERE ANOTHER PERSON, WOULD YOU BE FRIENDS WITH YOU?
Funny story i met me once, we got along well but didn't really trust each other. smart move other me

55. HAVE YOU EVER TOLD A SECRET YOU SWORE NOT TO TELL?
Never

56. DO LOOKS MATTER?
Do they matter? of coarse they just don't mean everything

57. HOW DO YOU RELEASE ANGER?
i try not to have alot of anger when i do i'll just tell it straight to whoever ticked me off

58. WHERE IS YOUR SECOND HOME?
wherever it is i havn't visited in awhile

59. DO YOU TRUST OTHERS EASILY?
No

60. WHAT WAS YOUR FAVORITE TOY AS A CHILD?
my polar bear from a can.

61. WHAT ARE THE FIRST THREE NUMBERS IN YOUR CELL PHONE
504

There are two kinds of strength: the strength to lead and the strength to follow; the strength to control and the strength to yield. There are two kind of power; the power to strip anothers soul bare, and the power to stand naked.

Ultimate Personalty Test:

Eric, you're a Shark!

Your personality is actually determined by two personality sub-types - your primary, or dominant sub-type, and your secondary sub-type. You are a Shark which means you are a Seeker / Success Your primary sub-type is defined by "Seeker" characteristics and your secondary sub-type is defined by "Success" characteristics.

That means you've got a robust love of life and a killer instinct. Chances are you hate rules, and don't plan on getting old. You're flexible and friendly on top of being innovative and smart. In short, people respect you.


Whats your burried secret test

Eric, you keep secrets about your Family

Whose family isn't a little dysfunctional? Just the same, you're not gonna write the next great American novel about your family's crazy arguments and weird habits. No one needs to know about Aunt Bertha's obsession with dolphin tchotchkes or Grandpa's affection for highballs.

For you, family gossip is best left alone. It's important to keep those dirty little secrets to yourself. You've got a great respect and love for your kin, even if they don't always act the way you want them to. As long as you know the truth about what's going on in your seemingly happy home, who cares what the neighbors say? Sticking by each other — now that's what family's for!

What kind of morning person are you?

Eric, in the morning, you're Ready to Face the Day

Sure, you've had your share of lazy Sundays, but for the most part, we'd guess you greet the day with enthusiasm and maybe even a smile. Morning people like you probably have your own internal alarm clocks, and it often makes morning the best part of the day.

Getting to work or appointments on time has probably never been a problem for you. In fact, you're usually at your most productive during the a.m. hours. So, if you've got a big presentation to give or a test to take, your best bet is to schedule it before lunchtime. Go get 'em!

Thats last one is WAY OFF

Alright i have some questions about the black cat crossing your path giving you bad luck. i am very concered with my level of luck so i think some minor clarifacations need to be made.

What defines your path? is it where you walked where you were going to walk or do you have to literally own the path. if it is where you are going could you change your path to block the bad luck, and what if you have a claim on the path but it isn't truly yours does the bad luck know the appropraite target?

And what about that cat does it have to be intirely black? what if from your angle is appears to be black but really it isn't? can a cat who is not entirely black still administer the bad luck? is it less bad luck or the same regardless? does the size of the cat have any bearing on the ammount of bad luck, personally i think a panther is conciderably worse luck then an ally cat.

Does the cat have to intentionally cross your path? what if the cat didn't know you were there? it just happened to cross your "Path" if it administers the bad luck anyway is there a difference in luck levels between a cat that acknowlages you and one who doesn't? what if the cat was forced across by some other factor? maybe it was chased or even dragged.

if a cat crosses your path without actually touching it for example the cat leaps over your path does that count? on the same level as a regular crossing?

is there a reverse? can the negative luck be countered by an oppasite perhaps a white cat or a cat walking backward. if a cat moonwalks across your path is that good or bad?

i want peoples oppinion on this senario:

An appearantly black (Although not truely) walks across the path you intended to take while a smaller but truely black cat is thrown while faceing backwards over the same path you intended to use, is there bad luck involved? if so is it worth useing the path to pick up a four leaf clover you spotted on the other side? explain.

1) Are you dating anyone?
No

2) If so, did you kiss them in the past weekend?
Not likley

3) Would you hold the hand of #3 on your myspace friends list order
that would be impossible

4) What's your favorite hairstyle?
the one with all the hair, i don't know

5) Have you ever punched a dog in the face?
Not yet

6) What is the last thing you inserted into your urethra?
Give me 5 minutes i'll get back to you

7) If the answer to number 6 was cereal, what kind was it?
Count Chocula

8) Are you currently touching yourself?
well my ankle is touching my knee if it counts

9) Do you sniff the slide at the park?
nope

10) Did you stick out your tongue when you were being born?
i sure hope so

11) When you lie alone at night do you ever wonder if there is a God? if so, Which do you think was his favorite backstreet boy or n*sync member?
none of them are in God's good books

12) The Father, The Son or The Holy Ghost. Who would you vote off of Survivor first?
honestly i think the father and son would form an alliance to vote me off but i might be able to sweet talk the holy ghost into helping me vote the son off.

13) Would you rather be catatonic or have your body controlled by someone else while you watched?
controlled provided the one controlling is farmiliar with basic hygene

14) Do your parents know you're gay?


15) What is your SOAP OPERA name? (ur middle name + the street u live on)
Vestergaard Fenwick (thats a horrible name)

16) What is your LEGAL name? (ur first name + ur middle name + ur last name)
if you don't know i'm not about to tell you

17) What is your Birthdate? (the month, year, and day u wer born)
september 14th 1987

18) What do you get when you guzzle down sweets?
fruity smelling breath

19) Eating as much as an elehant eats?
full

20) Oompa Loompa doompity doo.
this isn't actually a question

21) Do you imagine yourself not to be otherwise than what it might appear to others that what you were or might have been was not otherwise than what you had been would have appeared to them to be otherwise?
now i'm afriad you've lost me

22) If you were stuck in a constant vegatative state, who from your high school class would you want to spongebath you?
hehehe...

23) A paladin and a Warlock duel. Who wins?
It's all about the paladin man

24) Where in the world is Carmen Sandiago?
Behind you

25) If you could sprinkle kisses over the entire world, what would the metric volume of the kiss bag need to be?
well since i would skip over the water (the fish don't need kisses) i only need to cover 13,056 million hectares which is more or less the land mass of the world a kiss i would estimate to be 2 cm squared so i would need about 65,280 Billion kisses

26) Give me one good reason why I shouldn't kill you right here and now.
Bad Karma

27) How now, brown cow?
not bad

28) Is that a banana in your pants or are you just happy to see me?
Wouldn't you like to know