My father once told me "Aaron grow to be strong cause strength will help you break stuff..."
"When life gives you lemons throw them at people who own expensive cars"
My grandma once told me " Aaron if you wanna be succesful in life... forget about it cause your a retard"
I'm not sure what she meant by that but i'm pretty sure it was good advice.
"Honesty is the first chapter in the book of wisdom... Alien vs. Predator 2 is the movie version fo that book."
My brother once told me "Kick, punch, stab, kick, punch, stab..." jsut kidding those were thigns he was doing to me... we weren't very close.
"We have nothing to fear... but fear.. of tigers"
My grandfather once told me "Aaron when the going gets tough.." And than he fell down the stairs... he never did finsih that thought.
"An eye for an eye makes the whole world.. look funny cause no one has eyes."
My best friend once told me "Give me your wallet or i'm gonna blow your fuckin head off" ... That was the first and last time we ever hung out.
"History is written by those... who have functional pens"
"A wise old man once told me "I'm a wise old man so i'm allowed to touch you in the abthing suit area"
"All the world is a stage... a racist stage"
My uncle once told me "Believe in yourself, work hard, and try not to have sex with other peoples wives"
"John claude van damme played twins in double impact"
I will leave you with these words of wisdom... "It's not what your country can do for you.. but what your country can steal from other countries"
Why did the kokanee ranger have to die YOU BASTARDS!!! now i have to protect teh precious supply of kokanee
