audrey, your the one in the blue, im in the red!!
holy fuck were sexy!

sister!


some salmon!

Redneck Man's pick up lines:

1) Did you fart....cuz you blew me away.

2) Are yer parents retarded? Cuz ya sure are special.

3) My Love fer you is like diarrhea. I can't hold it in.

4) Do you have a library card? Cuz I'd like to sign you out.

5) Is there a mirror in yer pants? cuz I can see myself in em.

6) If you was a tree I were a Squirrel, I'd store my nuts in yer hole.

7) You might not be the best lookin girl here, but beauty's only a light switch away.

8) Man - "Fat Penguin! "Woman - WHAT?"
Man - "I just wanted to say something that would break the ice."

9) I know I'm not no Fred Flintstone, but I bet I can make yer bed-rock.

10) I can't find my puppy, can you help me find him? I think he went inta this cheap motel room.

11) Yer eyes are as blue as window cleaner.

12) If yer gunna regret this in the mornin, we kin sleep til afternoon.

13) Yer face reminds me of a wrench, every time I think of it my nuts tighten up.

WHAT DOES YOUR NAME MEAN????????

A: Likes to drink.
B: People person.
C: Is wild and crazy
D: Has one of the best personalities ever.
E: A DAMN GOOD KISSER
F: People adore you.
G: Never let people tell you what to do.
H: Has a very good personality and looks.
I: Loves everyone
J: Lives life for fun.
K: Really silly.
L: Best in Bed.
M: Makes dating fun
N: Dead sexy.
O: Is wild and crazy.
P: Popular with all types of people.
Q: A hypocrite.
R: Freakin crazy
S: Easy to fall in love with
T: Loyal to those you love.
U: Really like to chill.
V: Not judgemental.
W: Very broad minded.
X: Never let people tell you what to do.
Y: One of the best damn bf/gf ne one could ask for.
Z: Always ready

A: Likes to drink.
B: People person.
B: People person.
Y: One of the best damn bf/gf ne one could ask for.

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You.
Can.
Only.
Type.
One.
Word.

Not as easy as you might think.

1. Where is your cell phone?
table

2. Your boyfriend/girlfriend?
destiny!

3. Your hair?
messy

4. Work?
no

5. Your father?
mike?

6. Your favorite thing?
bed

7. Your dream last night?
dunno

8. Your favorite drink?
water

9. Your dream car?
truck

10. The room you're in?
basement

11. Your ex?
retarted

12. Your fear?
dunno

13. What do you want to be in 10 years?
successful

14. What you're not good at?
math

15. Muffin?
blueberry

16. One of your wish list items?
duno

17. Where you grew up?
everywhere

18. The last thing you did?
walked

19. What are you wearing?
clothes

20. What aren't you wearing?
nothing?

21. Your pet?
dog

22. Your computer?
dell

23. Your life?
alright

24. Your mood?
sad

25. Missing?
someone?

26. What are you thinking about right now?
bed

27. Your car/truck?
saturn

28. Your summer?
drunk

29. Your relationship status?
single

30. Your favorite color?
yellow

31. When is the last time you laughed?
today

32. Last time you almost cried?
20th

33. School?
LSS

34. Dinner?
no

35. Piercings?
lots

36. Tattoos?
nope

37. What are your plans for the next Saturday?
nothing

38. Biggest regret?
nothing

39. Pastime?
drunk

40. Where have you always wanted to go?
duno

41. Food?
fruit

42. Breakfast?
ewww

43. Books you read as a kid?
arthur

44. Show you watched as a kid?
clifford

45. If you could be/do/*have something/someone* for a day what would it be?
secret

the.
end.