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F aaceboo K.
ahahahahha who goes on
nexopia anymore ahahha
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First, add "I'm a/an"

What color/kind of socks are you wearing?
[ ] Red = loud
[ ] Green = stupid
[ ] None = freaky
[ ] Fuzzy = gorgeous
[ ] Yellow = innocent
[ ] Purple = a little too happy
[ ] Black = emo
[ ] Stripes = funny
[ ] Gray = skanky
[ ] Pink = preppy
[ ] Light blue = sweaty
[ ] Other = hot
[X]White = sexy

What kind of pants are you wearing?
[ ]Shorts = cutie
[ ]Skirt/skort = skank
[ ]Corduroy = faggot homosexual
[]Tight jeans = scene kid
[ ]Ripped jeans = emo
[ ]Cammo = cage fighter
[ ]Jeans = prep
[X]Pajamas = pimp
[ ]Cargo = clown
[X]Sweats = athlete
[ ]Boxers = brat
[ ]Booty shorts = female
[ ]Capris = Gangster
[ ]Nothing = hoe
[ ]Dickies = weirdo
[ ]Bikini bottoms = tiki girl
[ ]Other = sex addict

What is your natural hair color?
[ ]Auburn = that every one wants to make out with
[X]Blonde = with a broken heart
[ ]Black = with a sexy smile
[]Dark brown = with a hot boyfriend/girlfriend
[ ]Red = that likes to have fun
[ ]Brown = who loves to be different
[]Dirty blonde= with sexy eyes
[ ]Bald = with herpes
[ ]Other = with a nice ass

Pick the month you were born on:
[ ]1 = who ate
[ ]2 = who needed
[X]3 = who killed
[ ]4 = who shot
[ ]5 = who killed
[ ]6 = who smoked with
[ ]7 = who banged
[ ]8 = who ran shirtless with
[ ]9 = who got stabbed horribly by
[ ]10 = who cuddled with
[ ]11 = who slept with
[ ]12 = who ran naked with

Pick the day you were born on:
[ ]01 = the kool-aid man
[ ]02 = a dog
[ ]03 = a shoe
[ ]04 = a toothbrush
[ ]05 = Santa Claus
[ ]06 = The Trojan man
[ ]07 = Barny the dinosaur
[ ]08 = a prostitute
[ ]09 = a porn star
[ ]10 = a bag of weed
[ ]11 = a lover
[ ]12 = a glass of milk
[]13 = a horse
[ ]14 = a lesbian
[ ]15 = a stripper
[ ]16 = a pickle
[ ]17 = a jew
[ ]18 = a homo
[ ]19 = an orange
[ ]20 = a dildo
[X]21 = a homeless guy
[ ]22 = a whore
[ ]23 = my crush
[ ]24 = an easter egg
[ ]25 = a jar of honey
[ ]26 = a condom
[ ]27 = a bowl of cereal
[ ]28 = a french fry
[ ]29 = your dealer
[x30 = Paris Hilton
[ ]31 = your grandma

Pick the color of the shirt you are wearing
[ ]White = because I love marijuana
[ ] Black = because im sexy as hell
[ ]Pink = Because the lil people told me to
[ ]Blue = because I have AMAZING boobs
[ ]Red = because I'm a pimp and your jealous
[ ]Polka Dots = because I hate my life
[ ]Purple = because I'm gay
[ ]Gray = because I got dared
[X]Other = because that's how I roll
[ ]Green = because I'm good in bed
[ ]Orange = because I smoke crack
[ ]Turquoise = because I have a noodle in my nose
[ ]Brown = because I had to
[ ]Shirtless = because I've got abs
[ ]Aqua = 'cause the 306CBZ kick cunt

I'm a sexy pimp with a broken heart, who killed a homeless guy because thats how i roll
 

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B O R E E E D !
ABC About You Questions:
A - AVAILABLE: Yeeep
B - BIRTHDAY: March 21
C - CRUSHING ON: Laisa Matus + Melissa Readman
D - DRINK YOU LAST HAD: OJ
E - EASIEST PERSON TO TALK TO: Laisa, Melissa
F - FAVORITE SONG: Right Round - Flo Rida
G - GUMMY BEARS OR GUMMY WORMS: Worms
H - HOMETOWN: Prince George
I - IN LOVE WITH: No oone
J - JUGGLE: Yeaaah
K - KILLED SOMEONE: No !
L - LONGEST CAR RIDE: 18 hours on a bus
M- MILKSHAKE FLAVOR: Chocolate + Strawberry
N - NUMBER OF SIBLINGS: 1
O - ONE WISH: To have him ?
P - PERSON CALLED YOU LAST? Casper Stene
R- REASON TO SMILE: I can
S - SONG YOU LAST HEARD: Iunno
T - TIME YOU WOKE UP: 7:00!
U - UNDERWEAR COLOR: Blue
V - VEGETABLE(S): Peas
W - WORST FEAR: Spiders
X - X-RAYS YOU'VE HAD: I have no clue
Y – YOYOS ARE: SWEEET
Z - ZODIAC SIGN: Aries

Random Questions About You.
Spell your name without vowels: JSS
Your favorite number: 4 !
What color do you wear most?: Black and blue
Least favorite color?: Puke color
What are you listening to? Music on Twilight
Are you happy with your life right now? Yes
What is your favorite class in school?: Exploraations
Who is your best friend?: MR, LM, KB, CR, EC
School/college: Heather Park
Are you outgoing? Semi Kinda..
Favorite pair of shoes?: Heels and uhh..
Where do you wish you were right now?: Kinda wish i was with him..

THE CANS:
Can you dance?: Haha YEAH..
Can you tie a cherry stem with your mouth?: Sortaa
Can you whistle?: Yes
Write with both hands?: Noo
Cross your eyes?: Haha oh yeah eh Laisa
Walk with your toes curled?: Yaa

THE DO'S:
Do you believe there is life on other planets?: Noppe
Do you believe in miracles?: Somewhat
Do you believe in magic?: When Jen does it
Love at first sight?: Yes
Do you believe in Santa?: Nopeeee
Do you like roller coasters?: YEESSS
Do you think you could handle the stuff they eat on those reality shows?: Uhh..


THE HAVES:
Have you ever been on a plane?: Yes
Have you ever been to the ocean?: Yeep
Have you ever painted your nails?: All The Time

THE WHATS:
What is the temperature outside?: like +2
What radio station do you listen to?: Sirius hits 1
What was the last restaurant you ate at?: Kelly o'Brians
What was the last thing you bought?: My skirt
What was the last thing on TV you watched?: Twilight


CRYING SECTION.
Ever really cried your heart out?: Yeeep
Ever cried yourself to sleep?: Sure have
Ever cried on your friend's shoulder?: Yeep
Ever cried over the opposite sex?: Uhh YeaH
Ever cried when you got an injury?: Yeeea
Do certain songs make you cry?: Nuh uh

HAPPY SECTION.
Are you a happy person?: Most of the time..
What can make you happy?: The song im yours and Ldog, Mdog
Can music make you happy?: haha yeah (im yours)

LOOK AT ME
What is your current hair color?: Blond
Current piercings: One on each ear plus upper ear
Have any tattoos?: Does pen count =]
Eye color?: Greeen

CURRENTLY WEARING.

What shirt are you wearing?: Gymnastics tracksuit
Pants?: Dress pants
Shoes?: None
Necklaces?: Noope

IN A GIRL/BOY.
Favorite eye color?: Blue
Short or long hair?: Short
Height?: Near my height

HAVE YOU EVER...
Been to jail?: Nope
Ran away from home?: Nope
Thought about suicide?: Naah
Laughed so hard you cried?: All The Time
Cried in school?: Yaa when i hurted myself =[
Thrown up in a store?: No outside of Cosco though
Cheated on someone?: Naaah
Done something really stupid that you still laugh at today?: Definately
Seen a dead body?: No
Smoked?: Eew, no
Been on drugs?: Medicine..
Gone skinny dipping?: Uhh Yeah..

THIS OR THAT.
Pepsi or Coke?: Coke
McDonald's or Burger King?: Mc Diicks
Single or Group Dates?: Depends
Chocolate or Vanilla?: CHOCOLATE !
Strawberries or Blueberries?: Botth
Meat or Veggies?: Meat
TV or Movie?: Movie
Guitar or Drums?: Drums
Adidas or Nike?: Adidas
Chinese or Mexican food? Chinese Food
 

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my birthdaaay,
lemme tell youu
its beeen pretty
freakiing sweet
so faar cant wait
to go to dinnnner!
 

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facebooook.
facebook is better then nexopia
addd me on facebook..
Jessie Woodcock.
yo fo shoo
 

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facebooook.
facebook is better then nexopia
addd me on facebook..
Jessie Woodcock.
yo fo shoo
 

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Benjamin's poeme :) <3
dont give up, if you still wanna try
dont ever wipe your tears, if u still wanna cry
dont ever settle for answers, if you still wanna know
dont ever say you love him, if you cant let him go
 

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asdgjk
asdgafgaghahadghaghkdjxdfg
 

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LOVE
what is love anyways?
love is just confusing
why was it made any
ways they think that love
is easy, well its not its
so hard i liike them
alot but its hard to pick
just one.. what is love?
 

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Tysoon :(
Okay, first we go snowboardingg..
Then this kiid knocks Tyson and
me over and cuts us both offf then
Tysonn starts to sware at the kid
cause his head hurt.. Then the kiid
told hiis mom who toold the person
who worked there Tyson had to
go inside with the guy and turns out
Tyson has a minor cuncusion
I hope you feeel beetter Tyson
 

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Stole From Jenn Clark :)
a b o u t y o u ;
• whats your full name – Jessie Ann Woodcock.
• when was your birth date – March 21st 1996.
• how old are you - 13.
• what's your gender - female.
• what's your occupation – nothiing.
• how tall are you – 5'1-5'2 .
• what's your nationality – canadian.
• where were you born – pee gee.
• what's your sexual orientation - heterosexual.
• what are your nicknames – jess.
• what's your religion – catholic.


y o u r a p p e a r a n c e ;
• what color are your eyes – blue, green.
• what color is your hair - dirty blonde .
• what type of body structure do you have - uhhh..
• what do you like best about your body - my eyes.
• what do you dislike about your body – ears.
• do you have braces, glasses or contacts - none.
• what kind of hair style do you have – long, straight.
• do you have a nice smile - ii dont knoow.
• do you have freckles - yes.
• do you have dimples – no.
• do you find yourself hot – im cute not hot.


y o u r s e n s e o f f a s h i o n ;
• what's your favorite clothing that you have - short shorts + silvers.
• what kind of brand do you have - aloot.
• what type of shoes do you like to wear - nice ones.
• when you see a shirt you like, do you buy more of the shirts in different colors- noo.
• which shop do you shop at alot – extreme.
• why do you wear the clothes you do - cause i like them duh.
• do you wear clothes to show off your best body part- no.
• what type of clothing do you wear - loots.
• do you follow trends - sorta.
• had you ever dyed your hair, if so what colours – nope.


y o u r s c h o o l l i f e ;
• are you doing good in school - im doing okay.
• what's your average - B's
• what's your best subject – gym
• what's your worst subject – socials.
• had you ever failed a test this school year – yeep.
• are you a slacker – hah sorta.
• who else knows your locker combo – Emily.
• had you ever failed a class – not yeet.
• what's your iq – i doont know.
• academically had you grown – no.
• what school do you go to – hpms
• what grade are you in – 7


l o v e a n d i t s g o o d t h i n g s / r e l a t i o n s h i p s ;
• are you in a relationship - no.
• who is the lucky person - no one.
• do you have the pants in your relationship - ?
• longest relationship – like 3 months..
• shortest relationship – like 3 weeks.
• do you truly love anyone – i dont knoow what love is..
• how many relationships have you had – 3

l o v e a n d i t s b e l i e f s ;
• love at first sight - dunno.
• loving someone forever - yeah.
• soul mates - dunno.
• open relationships - ?
• online relationships - no.
• long distance relationships- no.
• being faithful eternally - yeah.
• cheating - noo.


f r i e n d s h i p s ;
• best guy friend - Mark, Ben, Liam.
• best girl friend – too many to count.
• who is your best friend –have lots.
• did you lose any friends – no but we drifted apart.
• did you make any new friends – yeaah!
• where do you meet most of your friends – school
• would you die for your bestfriend – yeah.
• do you know your true friends – yes.


s e x u a l l y ;
• do you foreplay - what?
• had you ever been groped - nope.
• had you ever been dry humped - no.
• aree you a virgin – yeah.
• had you ever had any form of sex - no.
• what's your sexual orientation - hetero.
• 69 – noo.
• had you ever been in bed with the opposite sex - yeah.
• had you ever been stripped - no.


y o u r b e l i e f s ;
• god - yeah.
• sex before marriage - depends.
• gay / bi / lesbians - sure.
• satan - dunno.
• heaven - yeah.
• hell - yeah.
• soulmates - dunno.
• global warming - yeah.
• abortion - no.


y o u r l a s t s ;
• person you kissed – My little cousin Tiara.
• person you talked to - mommy.
• person you hugged – Laisa.
• person you called – Melissa r.
• person to call you – Melissa r.
• person you made out with – none.
• person you had sex with - none.
• thing to get you horny – uhh no one.
• thing to get you happy - chillen with friends and being freaks.
• thing to make you laugh - Melissa r and Laisa.
• person to tell you I love you – daddy.
• person you told I love you to - daddy.


y e s t e r d a y ;
• what did you do – chill with Mdog and Ldog
• did you make out with anyone – nopers.
• did you enjoy yesterday – yeahh.
• what did you eat – uhm, i forget.
• who did you spend the most of your time with – Ldog(Laisa) + Mdog(Melissa)
• what did you wear - clothes


t o d a y ;
• what did you do – chilledd
• did you kiss anyone today – Tiara.
• what are you wearing – clothes.
• did you enjoy today – i guess.
• what time are you going to sleep - never know.


t o m m o r o w ;
• what are your plans – gymnastics.
• what will you wear – clothes.
• will you enjoy tomorrow - sorta.
• will you be out of the house – yeep.
• are you going to sleep in – yeah.



y o u r w h o s ' ;
• who do you truly love – someone..
• who do you truly hate – people.
• who can you tell everything to – Mark Reimer and all the girls.
• who can you tell almost everything to – Mommy.
• who do you miss right now - EVERYONE.
• who do you want to talk to right now – everyone.
• who do you need - everyone.
• who do you want – everyone.


o n e p e r s o n ;
• how old is this person - 17
• gender of this person - male
• which school does this person go to - krss
• how tall is this person - like 5 '5 maybe?
• how did you meet this person - neighbor but he's my big bro
• does this person have a boyfriend/girlfriend – noppe.
• when is this person's birthday – i never can remember this.
• do you know this person's siblings - yeah.
• what do you love about this person – eveything.
• what do you hate about this person – nothingg.
• do you love this person – yeaah.
• had you ever heard this person sing – yeah. hes super good
• had you ever seen this person dance – yeah hes super good at that too
• had you ever fought with this person - yes.
• would you die for this person – of course.
• does your world revolve around this person – just about.
• who is this person – JOSHUA FILLION!


h a d y o u e v e r ;
• played strip poker - no.
• skinny dipped - yees.
• sang infront of a crowd – yea.
• have sex – no.
• failed a test – yeah.
• kissed the same sex – family yea.
• cried yourself to sleep – yeah.
• punched a wall – no but kicked one.
• cut yourself – no.
• commited suicide – obviously not how would i be doing this quiz!?
• drink – yes.
• done drugs- nah.
• ran around naked - alone in my house.
• gotten a hickey – no.


y o u r p a s t / c h i l d h o o d ;
• how was it – awesome.
• what school did you go to- austin road, hpms.
• where did you live - pee gee.
• who were your close friends – loots.
• did you enjoy your childhood –oh yes.
• were you a planned child – nope.. im the accident.


y o u r f u t u r e ;
• do you want to get married - yeah.
• do you want kids - yeah.
• what do you want to be – dunno.
• what do you think your future would be like – goodd,
• do you have anyone you want to spend the rest of you life with – friends.
• where do you want your wedding to be - somewhere hot.
• where do you want your honey moon take place –somewhere hoott.

' x ' a p p l y t o w h a t e v e r y o u a r e f e e l i n g ;
[x] happy
[ ] angry
[x] sad
[x] excited
[x] tired
[x] missing someone
[ ] depressed
[ ] stressed
[ ] overwhelmed
[ ] horny
[ ] hating someone / People
[ ] crazy
[ ] lifeless
[x] confused
[ ] scared
[x] worried


y o u r h e a l t h ;
• honestly, how healthy are you – pree healthy.
• are you active – yes.
• do you like sports – YES!
• how many times do you take a shower – almost everyday.
• what shampoo do you use – different kinds.
• do you eat vegetables – meh.
• do you eat fruit – yeep.
• do you eat fast food – who doesnt?
• do you eat junk food - yes.
• do you floss – sometimes.
• do you go outside alot – yees.

y o u r f a m i l y ;
• are you closer with your mom or dad – pree close to both.
• do you like your mom or dad more – both the same.
• do you have any siblings – MELISSA!
• do you like your cousins – yeah.
• are- your parents still together – yees.
• do you hate your parents – nope love them to death.
• is your family scattered around the world – kiinda.
 

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wooow
Every girl must fill out and be 100% honest:

STATS

Birthname: Jessie Ann Woodcock.
2.Birthday: March 21st.
3.Parents Names: Nathalie, Mark.
4.Pets: 1 dog, Tonka.
5.Siblings: 1 sister.
6.Bestfriend: Kelsea, Emily , Carlee , Laisa , Melissa.
7.Status: taken.

LOVE

1.Have you ever been in love: yuup.
2.Did the person love you back: yeep.
3.Are you still with that person/ or wish to be: you bet.
4.would you have done anything for them? yess.
5.Did your friends approve? yeees.
6.Are you guys still friends? yeep.
7.Have you ever recieved a ring from someone? noo

THIS OR THAT

1.Pop or juice? juice.
2.Love or Pride? Love.
3.Summer or Winter? Summer.
4.A crowd of friends or one bestfriend? crowd of friends.
5.Disc player or Ipod? ipod.
6.Smoking pot or drinking? niether.
7.Night or Day? botth.

FAVORITES

1.City: iunno.
2.Song: donnt knoow.
3.Movie: Mama Mia .
4.Electronics: Computer, camera, phoone
5.Actor/Actress: dont have one.
6.Gender of music: pop.
7. Person: my friends.

HAVE YOU EVER

1.Stolen? when I was like 4.
2.Layed under the stars? yes.
3.Cry during a movie? yuup sorry Laisa. (Marley and Me)
4.Sang in public? yeaaah.
5.Turned your back on someone who needed you? naah.
6.Kissed in the rain? no.
7.Lie to a friend? yea and regreted it.

TODAY DID YOU..

1.Kiss someone: my dad.
2.Hug Somone: my mom.
3.Cry: no.
4.Dance: yes.
5.Sing: to Mama Mia.
6.Go anywhere: yeaa.
7.Scream: noopee.

WRITE 5 DIFFERENT THINGS TO DIFFERENT PEOPLE -NO NAMES
I miss you.
You make me laugh.
Wooww we are cool.
Me and you tomorrow.
Can't Wait.
 

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Girly
take this quiz and find out how girly you are.

below 40 = not girly .
above 40 = girly .
above 55 = paris hilton .

[x]My fingernails/toenails are almost always painted.
[x] During the summer pretty much the only shoes I wear are flip flops.
[x] My favorite toy as a child were barbies/bratz
[ ] My favorite color is pink or purple.
[x] I did Gymnastics.
[ ] I love skirts.
[x] Hollister is one my favorite places to shop.
[x] Tight jeans are the only jeans I'll wear.
[x] I love chocolate.
TOTAL SO FAR: 7

[ ] My hair is mostly always straightened
[ ] I usually go shopping once a week.
[x] I love to hang out with friends.
[x] I have a real diamond ring or diamond necklace.
[ ] I've gone to a tanning salon.
[x] I've gone to the beach to tan - not to swim.
[ ] I have at least 10 pairs of shoes.
[x] I watch Gossip Girl
[ ]change my profile weekly.
[ ] I wear a shower cap.
TOTAL SO FAR: 11

[ ] I would NEVER step foot into Hot Topic.
[x] My cell phone might as well become a part of me.
[x] I wear mascara everyday
[x] Bathing suits are adorable.
[x] I don't know the difference between a sheep and a goat.
[x] Big sunglasses are hot
[x] I have gotten my nails done.
[ ] I own over 10 purses.
[x] MuchMusic is my one of my favorite channels.
TOTAL SO FAR: 18

[x] I love to have other people do my hair.
[x] I like to give and receive hugs from all my friends.
[ ] I hate bugs.
[x] Carnivals are fun
[x] Summer is THE best season.
[x] My swimsuit has 2 pieces.
[ ] Musicians are hot
[ ] You write me a poem and tell me I'm beautiful and I'm all yours.
TOTAL SO FAR: 23

[ ]I'm self-conscious.
[ ] My room smells like vanilla.
[x] My dishes get washed more then once a week.
[ ] I don't do sports
[ ] I HATE to run.
[x] I squeal when I am surprised or angry.
[ ] I eat dried fruit as a snack.-- it's good
[ ] I love romance novels.
[x] Drew Barrymore is so cute.
TOTAL SO FAR: 26

[x] I dance randomly around the house
[x] I usually spend over an hour to get ready to leave my house
[ ] I only have like 5 billion hair products.
[x] I love to get dressed up.
[x] I talk on the phone at least once a day to my friends.
[x] I would love to have a photo shoot of myself.
[x] when my mom/dad buy me everything i want, whenever i want it. im a spoiled brat.
[x] I apply lip gloss 50-a million times a day.
TOTAL SO FAR: 33

[ ] I wish I could meet Paris Hilton.
[ ] R&B is the best music.
[x] I pop my collar.
[ ] Horses are beautiful
[ ]Kittens are adorable.
TOTAL SO FAR: 34

[ ] I write my own music.
[x] I would love to visit Hawaii (check x if you have already too)
[x] I wouldn't be caught dead in all black.
[x] My closet is STOCK FULL of clothes.
[ ]I hate beards
[x] I love to read magazines.
TOTAL SO FAR: 38

[x]I love to gossip.
[ ] I had Lisa Frank folders, posters as a kid.
[ ] I love Celine dion.
[x] My baths are 2 hours long.
[ ] My wedding only needs a groom because it's already planned.
[ ] I'm all about being vegetarian.
[ ] I refuse to eat at McDonald's.
TOTAL SO FAR: 40

[x] I LOVE life!
[x] I have a lot of jewelry
[x] I buy some jewlery from claires
[ ] My screen names has or had x's in them.
[x] have more than 3 pillows on my bed
TOTAL SO FAR: 44

[x]You like the colour pink.
[ ] You want to BE Paris Hilton
[x] You scope the room for hot guys.
[x] You love the mall.
[x] You love the beach
[x] You modeled as a little kid
[x] You love receiving complements.
[x]You've been to a wedding and loved it.
TOTAL SO FAR:51


TOTAL SCORE: 51

below 40 = not girly .
above 40 = girly
above 55 = paris hilton .
 

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Marvin
Joe Guttwillinger was
my secret santa and i
got a stuffed puppy dog
and Mark wanted to name
him so he named it
M A R V I N !
haaha good name Mark
it suits him ♥ ♥