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Chug that bitch

BASICS

Height:159 cm - 163 cm (5'3" - 5'4")
Weight:56 Kg - 59 Kg (121 lbs - 130 lbs)
Birthday:February 25, 1988
Sexual Orientation:Heterosexual
Dating:Long term
Living Situation:Living with roommate(s)
Location:Calgary, Alberta, Canada
Join Date:01:36pm | Aug 02, '05
Profile Updated:10:52pm | Dec 18, '09
Last Active:11:25am | Feb 03, '09

INTERESTS

Reading Material:Comic books, Fiction, Humor, Magazines, Newspapers, Mysteries, Myths and Legends, Non-fiction, Poetry
Movies:Action, Comedy, Drama, Horror, Musicals, Psychological Thrillers, Romantic Comedies, Science Fiction, Tearjerkers
Art:Clothing design, Sewing
Video Games:Fighting, Puzzles, Racing, Sports
Cars:Drag Racing, Classics, Motorbikes
Music:Classic Rock, Country, Hip-Hop, Pop, Punk, R & B, Rap, Rock, Techno
Sports:Baseball, Hockey, Paintball, Soccer, Swimming, Water-skiing, Wrestling, Yoga, Wakeboarding
Activities:Drinking, Listening to music, Partying, Shopping, Traveling
Musical Instruments:Piano
Outdoor:Camping, Going to the beach, Hiking, Backpacking, Exploring, Sightseeing, Suntanning, Traveling
Computers:E-mail, Gaming, Instant Messaging

ABOUT ME

My name is Charlotte Anne. I am a college student i go to OLDS COLLEGE. I am a barrel of fun to be with (thanks parker i love you). I hang around more guys then girls because they understand me better then girls. i have been to 7 countries (other then canada), which are US of A (of course), DOMINICAN REPUBLIC, ENGLAND, GERMANY, CZECH, FRANCE, AUSTRIA. and all within 8 months of each other. I love to travel (Can ya tell). I'm a people person. you have to do ALOT to me for me not to like you.I have been to every province in Canada. The only capitals i have not been to are toronto and victoria. My favorite quote is "DOES YOUR TRAIN OF THOUGHT HAVE A CABOOSE"

I really like Music, I could listen to it ALL day. I would die without music its my life.My favorite band is probably AC/DC (as you can tell by my name). I like skateboarder cloths but i also dont care if i dont wear them. My fave brand is probably VOLCOM STONE and ELEMENT. My friends told me i have a style of my own and its rocker style. My favorite Jeans are flares been wearing them since i was 10 and I got into the skinney jeans with the high tops latley. I really like skulls, I dont know why but i do I have alot of things that are skulls. I like to go out to the dance clubs. I love drinking but i know my limit. I can be a bitch sometimes (but i like it). As my ex-bf says i'm a BADASS BITCH and i need to get rid of my attitude. I like hockey alot and baseball(i dont know how people think it boring)

Do what makes you HAPPY be with who makes you SMILE. LAUGH as much as you BREATHE and LOVE as long as you LIVE.

Life as an Albertan
1. "Vacation" means going to Calgary(if your from Calgary that means Edmonton) for the weekend.

2. You measure distance in hours.

3. You often switch from "heat" to "A/C" in the same day.

4. You know several people who have hit a deer more than once.

5. You use a down comforter in the summer.

6. Your grandparents drive at 100 km/h through four meters of snow during a blizzard, without flinching.

7. You carry jumper cables in your car and your girlfriend knows how to use them.

8. You design your kid's Halloween costume to fit over a snowsuit.

9. Driving is better in the winter because the potholes are filled.

10. You know both seasons: Winter and construction.

11. You are bundled up in three sweaters, a parka, ski pants, a touque, two pairs of mittens, boots past your knees in 3 feet of snow in a -35 (-8000 with the windchill) blizzard, your eyelashes are frozen together, your nose is running, you can't feel your toes, and you still stop at 7 Eleven for a Slurpee on the way home.


BITCHOLOGY
Being a bitch means...
I stand up for myself and my beliefs
I stand up for those I love
I speak my mind, think my own thoughts
or do things MY way
I wont compramise whats in my heart
I live my life MY way
I wont allow anyone to step on me
I refuse to tolerate injustice
it means i have the courage and
strength to allow myself to BE ME
So try to stomp on me, Douse my innerflame,
Squash every ounce of BEAUTY I hold with in
YOU WONT SUCCEED
and if that makes me a bitch, so be it
I embrace the title and
I'M PROUD TO BE A BITCH!

STUFF TO THINK ABOUT

Top Ten Reasons Not To Throw Yourself Off a Bridge This Valentine's Day

10. Do you really want to be the “Debbie Downer” of the February 14th newscast? “…Finally, a tragedy that really puts a damper on the Valentine spirit. Some pathetic, sad, lonely girl threw herself from a bridge after not receiving any valentines. She lived. What a loser.”

9. No matter how dark, excessive chocolate eating WILL make you fat. You didn’t want a heart-shaped box of chocolates, anyway.

8. Ignoring all doily- and heart-embellished decorations and acting like it’s just any other day is really not so hard.

7. There are a kajillion couples sitting at corny restaurants eating mediocre meals pretending to be in love. You are not in one of those couples.

6. Eating a pint of ice cream while weeping and watching A Walk to Remember is a lot more fun than that bridge-throwing thing.

5. This statement makes singletons angry because they hear it a lot, but: You will meet someone soon. It really is true. Unless of course, you throw yourself from a bridge and are not around to meet Mr. Right.

4. Tomorrow all that fattening chocolate will be on sale!

3. The next day, all that heart-shaped crap will be replaced by bunny-shaped crap.

2. You are saving a lot of time, energy and money. There’s no need to book a restaurant, pick an outfit or visit your salon for a wax.

1. The origins of Valentine’s Day actually have nothing to do with romantic love. Laugh at the suckers who follow a commercialistic tradition.


WHEN GIRLS DRINK TOO MUCH............ (this is totaly true)

1. WE HAVE ABSOLUTELY NO IDEA WHERE OUR PURSE IS.


2. WE BELIEVE THAT DANCING WITH OUR ARMS OVERHEAD
AND WIGGLING OUR BUTT WHILE YELLING
WOO-HOO!" IS TRULY THE SEXIEST DANCE MOVE AROUND.


3. WE'VE SUDDENLY DECIDED THAT WE WANT TO KICK
SOMEONE'S ASS AND HONESTLY BELIEVE WE
COULD DO IT TOO.



4. IN OUR LAST TRIP TO PEE, WE REALIZE THAT WE
NOW LOOK MORE LIKE A HOMELESS HOOKER
THAN THE GODDESS WE WERE JUST FOUR HOURS AGO


5. WE START CRYING AND TELLING EVERYONE WE SEE
THAT WE LOVE THEM SOOOOO MUCH.



6. WE GET EXTREMELY EXCITED AND JUMP UP AND DOWN
EVERY TIME A NEW SONG PLAY'S BECAUSE "OH MY
GOD! I LOVE THIS SONG!"



7. WE'VE FOUND A DEEPER/SPIRITUAL SIDE TO THE
GEEK SITTING NEXT TO US.


8. WE'VE SUDDENLY TAKEN UP SMOKING AND BECOME
REALLY GOOD AT IT.



9. WE YELL AT THE BARTENDER, WHO WE BELIEVE
CHEATED US BY GIVING US JUST
LEMONADE, BUT THAT'S JUST BECAUSE WE CAN NO LONGER TASTE THE
GIN.


10. WE THINK WE ARE IN BED, BUT OUR PILLOW FEELS
STRANGELY LIKE THE KITCHEN FLOOR.



11. WE FAIL TO NOTICE THAT THE TOILET LID'S DOWN
WHEN WE SIT ON IT.


12. WE TAKE OUR SHOES OFF BECAUSE WE BELIEVE IT'S
THEIR FAULT THAT WE'RE HAVING PROBLEMS
WALKING STRAIGHT.

[15 REASON WHY HOCKEY IS BETTER THEN SEX
1.It's legal to earn money playing hockey
2.Many people play hockey even after they're married
3.The puck's always hard
4.The protective equipment is reusable
5.It lasts at least an hour
6.A two-on-one or a three-on-one is not uncommon
7.You always know how big the stick is
8.You can clean your stick in public without anyone minding
9.You can change players on the fly
10.You don't have to be embarrassed if you don't get the puck up
11.Everyone is finished when the buzzer sounds
12.Your parents cheer when you score
13.Periods last only 20 minutes
14.You're sure to get it at least twice a week
15.You can tell your friends about it afterwards
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Men are like....
1. Men are like ...Laxatives ...... They irritate the crap out of you.
2. Men are like.Bananas ....... The older they get, the less firm they are.
3. Men are like ......Weather . Nothing can be done to change them.
4. Men are like Blenders You need One, but you're not quite sure why.
5. Men are like .....Chocolate Bars .... Sweet, smooth, & they usually head right for your hips.
6. Men are like ...Commercials ....... You can't believe a word they say.
7. Men are like Department Stores ..... Their clothes are always 1/2 off.
8. Men are like ......Government Bonds .... They take soooooooo long to mature.
9. Men are like .....Mascara . They usually run at the first sign of emotion.
10. Men are like .Popcorn .... They satisfy you, but only for a little while.
11. Men are like Snowstorms .... You never know when they're coming, how many inches you'll get or how long it will last.
12. Men are like .......Lava Lamps .... Fun to look at, but not very bright.
13. Men are like Parking Spots All the good ones are taken
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JUST STUFF

For all those men who say, Why buy a cow when you can get milk for free. Here's an update for you: Now days, 80% of women are against marriage, WHY? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage.

[when you are sad...

I will get you drunk and help you plot
revenge against the sorry bastard
who made you sad

when you are worried...
I will tell you horrible stories
about how much worse
it could be and to
quit whinning

when your blue...

i will try to dislodge
whatever your choking on

when your sick...

stay away from me
until your well again.
I dont want whatever
you have

when you fall...

I will point and laugh
at your clumsy ass

p.s. a friend will help you move...
a good friend will help you move a body.
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Too often, we lose sight of life's
simple pleasures, remember,
when someone annoys you
it takes 42 muscles in your face to frown, BUT,
it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and
bi+ch-slap that mother @#?!&!
upside the head