.BlackSalem. Kate, there's a certain gargantuan quality about this thing.
.BlackSalem. Why do people have phones if they never answer them?
.BlackSalem. My latest school assignment: googling various pictures of mens facial hair...
.BlackSalem. if your muscles look like tumor growths, you've gone too far.
.BlackSalem. i'm seriously ready to punch shaw cable in the balls...really really hard.
.BlackSalem. as i walk the streets in a drunken raqe trying to find myself, and i look in the eyes of a lost soul tonight
.BlackSalem. my fingers are covered in glue from making so many hairpieces, finally a creative day!
.BlackSalem. so many projects for school... damn havinga job!
.BlackSalem. why do people think dancing in sparkly underwear makes you a burlesque dancer? THE SHAME!
.BlackSalem. i'm trying so hard not stay so angry, its hard when someones lies took up almost a year of your life.
.BlackSalem. All those girls who live off of their boyfriends paychecks. I am gonna laugh so hard when you break up and you don't even know how to take c
.BlackSalem. why do bridal things an engagement ads keep popping up? they know i'm single and they wanna rub it in my face.
.BlackSalem. ahaha i thought reverend horton heat was tonightg! nope not for 3 more days. =p
.BlackSalem. why can people never make up their minds before asking me something? why would you ask me if you don't know yet!?