my name is corey i go to beav. i love rugby and wrestling
i play rugby for the hornets ask if you want to know more
Rugby....Play long,Play Hard. or play football
You know you're a rugger when...
- being a whore is greatly appreciated and encouraged.
- you tape your entire body before a game because everything hurts.
- being the best hooker on the team is a compliment.
- stripping is a skill.
- sticking your hand between someone else's legs isn't seen as sexual harassment.
- pulling out early is the right thing to do.
- showering after the game to go drinking is completely unheard of.
- drinking at least 3-4 nights out of the week is almost expected.
- going out on a Friday night is like one of the deadly sins.
- you find yourself looking for nasty bruises on your body and being really excited when you find one.
- you wear spandex at least 3 times a week.
- you have a really funny-looking tan from the middle of your knee to your mid-thigh and the rest of your leg is completely white.
- someone asks you what Saturday is and your reply is, "Rugby day" without any hesitation.
- you see somebody fall down on the sidewalk and you yell, "Ruck over!"
- you have to take a shower to decipher the bruises from dirt on your body after a game.
- starting to drink in the middle of the afternoon is normal and expected.
- you worry about keeping your ears attached during a game.
- drinking beer out of a cleat is punishment for everything.
- bruises on your body are a point of pride.
- you have to explain the bruises to your doctor, esp. the ones on your inner thighs, telling him/her that you weren't assaulted, and you're not in an abusive relationship.
- grabbing another man's balls is mandatory.
- your coworkers look at you and say, "You should get your cat de-clawed." ... and you don?t even own a cat.
- (female ruggers) your party wardrobe consists of long and longer skirts.
- you can belt out the most insulting and vulgar tunes and no one bats an eyelash - instead they just sing along.
- every time something falls on the floor you automatically yell, "Dive on it!" to the nearest person.
10 COMMANDMENTS OF RUGBY
1. Thou shalt not hesitate at the breakdown, but be mighty to get your rightful ball; for, though it is written, that the meek shall inherit the earth, it was a poor translation. The meek shall be trampled into the dirt.
2. Thou shalt not speak profanely of the Whistler, nor question the purity of his birth, even though he be blind to transgressions by devils on the other team at ruck and maul, and whistles them not.
3. Thou shalt not smite an opponent with a clenched fist, yeah, even in retaliation; for it is written that the Whistler and the Flag Waver shall assuredly miss the cowardly first punch and see the avenging second. Believeth that what goeth around shall surely cometh, and verily, evil men will be found at the bottom of rucks.
4. Thou should not kiss thy teammate on the mouth when he scores; for such is an abomination unto God, especially kisses in tongues, unless you play football with the round white ball, and thus it is expected.
5. Thou shalt not take the Word of the Coach in vain, for blessed is the Word of the Coach. Instead, wonder at his mighty wisdom and sticketh to His Game Plan, lest the Coach acquaint you with his disciples coaching lower grades.
6. Thou shalt not chip nor kick for touch, if thou be a prop or wear any jersey number below that of 9; for this is an abomination unto the Coach and surely you will be His at training, perhaps everlasting.
7. Thou shalt not run across the field with ball in hand, but runneth straight; for it is written that the touchline is the best defender.
8. Thou shalt not kick the ball to thine enemies unless it bounceth; for the Spirit of the Bounce of the Ball may cause confusion unto them, and if thy heart be pure, make it bounceth back unto you.
9. Thou shalt not pass the ball to a teammate about to be smashed by the mighty enemy, unless he owes you money, or has rodgered someone dear to your heart, in which case all is forgiven.
10. Thou shalt not vomit on thy teammates after the game, for this is unmanly and they could do it unto you.
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Alberta Junior Players 2005 Awards.
SOUTHERN ALBERTA
U18s Boys Most Valuable Player - Justin Pasutto (Calgary Irish)
U18s Girls Most Valuable Player - Kayla Ormond (Red Deer Titans)
U16s Boys Most Valuable Player- Billy Quinn (Calgary Irish)
- Brett Easton (Calgary Hornets)
U16s Boys Most improved - Corey Spink (Calgary Hornets)
U14 Boys Most Valuable Player - Robbie Anderson (Calgary Hornets)
Volunteer Coaches Award - Tim Tiverndale (Calgary Saracens)
2006 CITY CHAMPION FOR 108KG BOYS WRESTLING
