''A BROWN MAN''

A BROWN
man walks into a café one early morning
and noticed he was the only BROWN
man there. As he sat down,
he noticed a white
man behind him.
The white
man said, “Colored people are not allowed in here.”
The BROWN
man turned around and stood up.
He then said; “Listen sir…
when I was born I was brown
when I grew up I was brown
when I’m sick I’m brown
when I go into the sun I’m brown
when I’m cold I’m brown
when I die I’ll be brown
but you sir…
when you’re born you’re pink
when you grow up you’re white
when you’re sick you’re green
when you go into the sun you turn red
when you’re cold you turn blue
and when you die you turn purple
and you have the nerve to call me colored?”
The Brown man
then sat back down and the white
man walked away.