Lets see what people really want from you. Doesnt matter if ur single, or taken. Its just a game so post it to see what they want. Re-post as:"What do you want from me?" See how many messages you get in ur inbox.
1: Love
2: friendship
3:a hug
4:a kiss
5: a fuck buddy
6: a date
7: a baby
8: just to hang out
9: passion
the virgin girl is on the phone and asks her boyfriend to come
over and have dinner with her parents. Since this is such a
big event, the girl announces to her boyfriend that
after dinner, she would like to go out and
make love
for the first time.
* * * * * * * * *
Well, the boy is ecstatic, but he has never had sex
before, so he takes a trip to the pharmacist to get
some condoms. He tells the pharmacist it's his first time and
the pharmacist helps the boy for about an hour.
He tells the boy everything there is to know about condoms and
sex.
* * * * * * * * *
At the register, the pharmacist asks the boy how many
condoms he'd like to buy, a 3-pack, 10-pack, or family
pack. The boy insists on the family pack because he
thinks he will be rather busy, it being his first time and all.
* * * * * * * * *
That night, the boy shows up at the girl's parents
house and meets his girlfriend at the door. "Oh, I'm
so excited for you to meet my parents, come on in!"
* * * * * * * * *
The boy goes inside and is taken to the dinner table
where the girl's parents are seated. The boy quickly
offers to say grace and bows his head.
* * * * * * * * *
A minute passes, and the boy is still deep in prayer,
with his head down.
* * * * * * * * *
10 minutes pass, and still no movement from the boy.
* * * * * * * * *
Finally, after 20 minutes with his head down, the
girlfriend leans over and whispers to the
boyfriend, "I had no idea you were this religious."
* * * * * * * *
The boy turns, and whispers back, "I had no idea your
father was a pharmacist."
* * * * * * * * *
If you DON'T re-post this in 1 minute you will
have bad sex for life!!!
Because u opened this, u will get kissed on saturday by
the person u like or luv!! & 2morrow will be da best day of ur life, so
DO NOT BREAK THIS CHAIN!!!!!! IF U BREAK IT, U WILL HAVE
RELATIONSHIP PROBLEMS FOR THE NEXT TEN YEARS!!!!!!!!
Repost saying virgin joke
A TEST TO SEE HOW MANY PEOPLE IN MY FRIENDS LIST ACTUALLY PAY ATTENTION TO ME. COPY AND RE_POST IN YOUR OWM BULLENTIN. LET'S SEE WHO THE TRUE FRIENDS ARE(AND I THINK I KNOW WHO YOU ARE). RE_POST IF YOU ARE A FRIEND...DON'T REPLY...JUST COPY AND POST THIS IN A NEW BULLENTIN
LADIES stand by their man, BUT HOES got SIX OTHERS ON THE SIDE
LADIES wanna make love, BUT HOES just wanna fuck
LADIES tell the truth, BUT HOES lie all the time
LADIES are sexy, classy, and smart, BUT HOES are just "fine"
LADIES got they own car, BUT HOES need a oil change
LADIES shoot the target, BUT HOES get out of range
LADIES want a husband, BUT HOES want a ONE NIGHT STAND
LADIES want success, BUT HOES want a car wit dubbs
LADIES have children, BUT HOES get knocked up
LADIES care for others, BUT HOES just don't give a fuck
LADIES go 2 college, BUT HOES go 2 jail
LADIES appreciate this poem, BUT HOES r mad as hell
LADIES go on myspace or tagged to chat with friends and find a good man (if it happens) BUT HOES just go on to find a booty call
LADIES WOULD PASS THIS ON. HOES WOULD DELETE IT
COPY IT N REPOST IT
IF YOURE A GUY JUST POST IT AS "ARE YOU A LADY or ARE YOU JUST A HOE"
IF YOURE A LADY WITH THE TITLE LADIES VS HOES
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If kisses were water, I will give u a sea. ♥.*:.♥.*:.♥.*:.♥.*:.♥.*:.♥.*:.♥.*:.♥
If hugs were leaves, I will give u a tree.
♥.*:.♥.*:.♥.*:.♥.*:.♥.*:.♥.*:.♥.*:.♥
If LIFE was a planet, I will give u a galaxy.
♥.*:.♥.*:.♥.*:.♥.*:.♥.*:.♥.*:.♥.*:.♥
If friendship is life, I will give u mine.
♥.*:.♥.*:.♥.*:.♥.*:.♥.*:.♥.*:.♥.*:.♥
Best Weekend Friends
♥.*:.♥.*:.♥.*:.♥.*:.♥.*:.♥.*:.♥.*:.♥
Send this to all ur good friends.
Even me, if i am one of them.
♥.*:.♥.*:.♥.*:.♥.*:.♥.*:.♥.*:.♥.*:.♥
WHAT EACH KISS MEANS:
- Kiss on the Belly: I'm ready.
- Kiss on the Forehead: I want to be with you for the rest of my life
- Kiss on the Cheek: I will love you forever
- Kiss on the Hand: I adore you.
- Kiss on the Neck: I want you, now.
- Kiss on the Shoulder: Your perfect.
- Kiss on the Lips: I love you_______________________________________________
WHAT EACH GESTURE MEANS:
- Holding hands: we definatly like each other.
- Touching on the Butt: You're mine.
- Holding you tight pressed against each other: I want you.
- Looking into each other's Eyes: I like you, for who you are.
- Playing with Hair: Let's fool around. - Arms around the Waist: I like you too much to let go.
- Laughing while Kissing: I am completely comfortable with you.
ADVICE:
- If you were thinking about someone while reading this, you're definitely in Love.
REQUIREMENTS:
-Post this again after reading!! Or you will have a bad year of Relationships.
-IF YOU (LIKE), (LOVE), OR (MISS) SOMEONE RIGHT NOW:
- and can't get them out of your head.
- then Re-post this within One Minute and Whoever you are missing will surprise you.
- Repost this as "What Each Kiss Means
:
When she stare's at your mouth
[ Kiss her ]
When she pushes you or hit's you
[ Grab her and dont let go ]
When she start's cussing at you
[ Kiss her and tell her you love her ]
When she's quiet
[ Ask her whats wrong ]
When she ignore's you
[ Give her your attention ]
When she pull's away
[ Pull her back ]
When you see her at her worst
[ Tell her she's beautiful ]
When you see her start crying
[Just hold her and dont say a word ]
When you see her walking
[ Sneak up and hug her waist from behind ]
When she's scared
[ Protect her ]
When she lay's her head on your shoulder
[ Tilt her head up and kiss her ]
When she steal's your favorite hat
[ Let her keep it and sleep with it for a night]
When she tease's you
[ Tease her back and make her laugh ]
When she doesnt answer for a long time
[ reassure her that everything is okay ]
When she look's at you with doubt
[ Back yourself up ]
When she say's that she like's you
[ she really does more than you could understand ]
When she grab's at your hands
[ Hold her's and play with her fingers ]
When she bump's into you
[ bump into her back and make her laugh ]
When she tell's you a secret
[ keep it safe and untold ]
When she looks at you in your eyes
[ dont look away until she does ]
When she misses you
[ she's hurting inside ]
When you break her heart
[ the pain never really goes away ]
When she says its over
[ she still wants you to be hers ]
When she repost this bulletin
[ she wants you to read it ]
- Stay on the phone with her even if shes not saying anything.
- When she's mad hug her tight and don't let go
- When she says she's ok dont believe it, talk with her
- because 10 yrs later she'll remember you
- Call her at 12:00am on her birthday to tell her you love her
- Call her before you sleep and after you wake up
- Treat her like she's all that matters to you.
- Tease her and let her tease you back.
- Stay up all night with her when she's sick.
- Watch her favorite movie with her or her favorite show even if you think its stupid.
- Give her the world.
- Let her wear your clothes.
- When she's bored and sad, hang out with her.
- Let her know she's important.
- Kiss her in the pouring rain.
- When she runs up at you crying, the first thing you say is;
"Who's ass am I kicking babe?"
If you do post this in the next four minutes the one you love will :
�Call you.
�Kiss you.
�Love you.
When a GIRL is quiet ... millions of things are running in her mind. When a GIRL is not arguing ... she is thinking deeply. When a GIRL looks at u with eyes full of questions ... she is wondering how long you will be around. When a GIRL answers " I'm fine " after a few seconds ... she is not at all fine.
When a GIRL stares at you ... she is wondering why you are lying. When a GIRL lays on your chest ... she is wishing for you to be hers forever. When a GIRL wants to see you everyday... she wants to be pampered. When a GIRL says " I love you " ... she means it. When a GIRL says " I miss you " ... no one in this world can miss you more than that.
Life only comes around once make sure u spend it with the right person .... Find a guy ... who calls you beautiful instead of hot. who calls you back when you hang up on him. who will stay awake just to watch you sleep. Wait for the guy who ... kisses your forehead. Who wants to show you off to the world when you are in your sweats. Who holds your hand in front of his friends. Who is constantly reminding you of how much he cares about you and how lucky he is to have you. Who turns to his friends and says, " That's her!! "
If you open this you have to repost it, guy or girl, or you will have bad luck for the rest of your life!!!!!
If I don't get this back I guess your not my friend. If you have a lot of love for someone. copy and send this to your whole list. In 5 minutes your true love will call or message you.
how sex starts... Now this shit is funny...true..but funny!!! ...a smile leads to a laugh ...a laugh leads to a high 5 ...a high 5 leads to a hug ...a hug leads to a kiss ...a kiss leads 2 makeout ...a makeout leads 2 finger ...a finger leads to a hand ...a hand leads to a lick ...a lick leads to a suck ...a suck leads 2 a fuck. So tell me how many people are you gonna smile at after you heard this cuz sex is like math. ...u add the bed ...subtract the clothes ...divide the legs ...leave your solution ...and pray you dont multiply! post this right after u read it, something good will happen at 2:25 tomorrow. Get ready for the biggest shock in your life!! Whoever breaks this chain will be cursed w/ relationship problems 4-10 years. If you post this in 15 mins, your safe. Something good will happen tonight at 1:11a.m. REPOST THIS iS ""How Sex Starts
to every guy that's said, "Sex CAN wait"
To every guy that's said, "You're beautiful."
To every guy that was never too busy to drive across town to see her.
To every guy that gives her flowers and a card when she is sick or down.
To every guy who has given her flowers just because thats how he rolls.
To every guy that said he would die for her.
To every guy that really would.
To every guy that did what she wanted to do.
To every guy that cried in front of her. ....
To every guy that she cried in front of...
To every guy that holds hands with her.
To every guy that kisses her with meaning.
To every guy that hugs her when she's sad.
To every guy that hugs her for no reason at all.
To every guy who would give their jacket up for her.
To every guy that calls to make sure she got home safe.
To every guy that would sit and wait for her for hours just to see her for ten minutes.....
To every guy that would give his seat up...
To every guy that just wants to cuddle.
To every guy that reassured her that she was beautiful no matter what.
To every guy who told his secrets to her.
To every guy that tried to show how much he cared through every word and every breath.
To every guy that thought maybe this could be the one.
To every guy that believed in her dreams.
To every guy that would have done anything so she could achieve them.
To every guy that never laughed at her when she told him her dreams.
To every guy that walked her to her car and opened the door.
To every guy that gave his heart.
To every guy who prays that she is happy even if you are not with her.
Leo : bathroom
Virgo : in da shower
Libra: teacher's school desk
Scorpio : the beach
Sagittarius : the dance floor
Taurus : elevator
Capicorn : hot tub
Aquarius : shower
Aries : pool
Pisces : in the rain
Cancer : In the kitchen, over the stove
Gemini : back row of movies
capricorn : hot tub
Repost with your sex spot
1 minute - you will be gettin sum tomorrow night
2 minutes - you won't get laid until 1 week
3 minutes - you will fuck your true love by the end of this month
4 minutes - you will stay a virgin
JANUARY -SEX ON THE WASHING MACHINE
FEBRUARY -SEX ON THE FOOTBALL FIELD
MARCH -SEX AT THE MOVIES
APRIL -SEX ON AN AIRPLANE
MAY - SEX 24/7
JUNE -SEX IN A CAR
JULY -SEX IN THE SHOWER
AUGUST -SEX AT SCHOOL
SEPTEMBER -SEX IN THE HOT TUB
OCTOBER -SEX ON THE GRASS
NOVEMBER -SEX ANYWHERE
DECEMBER-SEX ON THE BEACH
When a girl is mean to you after a break-up
she wants you back but she is too
scared she'll get hurt and knows
you're gone forever!
when you catch a girl glancing at you,
she wants you to look back
and smile
When a girl bumps into your arm,
while walking with you
she wants
you to hold her hand
When she wants a hug
she will just stand there
When u break a girls heart
she still feels it when
you run into each other 3 years later
When a girl is quiet,
millions of things are running through her
mind..
When a girl is not arguing,
she is thinking deeply,,
When a girl looks at you with eyes full of
questions,
she is wondering how long you will be
around
When a girl answers, "I'm fine," after a
few seconds,
she is not at all fine
When a girl stares at you,
she is wondering why you are playing games
When a girl lays her head on your chest,
she is wishing for you to be hers forever
When a girl says she can't live
without you,
she has made up her mind that you are
her future
When a girl says, "I miss you,"
no one in this world can miss you more
than that
--Guy Facts:
When a guy calls you,
he wants to be with you
When a guy is quiet,
He's listening to you...
When a guy is not arguing,
He realizes he's wrong
When a guy says, "I'm fine after a few
minutes
he means it
When a guy stares at you,
he wishes you would care about him and
wonders if you do
When your laying your head on a guy's
chest,
he has the world
When a guy calls/texts/comments/messages you everyday,
he is in love
When a (good) guy tells you he loves you,
he means it
When a guy says he can't live without you,
he's with you till your done
When a guy says, "I miss you,"
he misses you more than you could have
ever missed him or anything else
repost this in 10 minutes and your true
love will
call you
if you dont, you will die unhappy..
was there someone in your mind as you read this??
if so you might be in love
Post this as:
IF YOU'RE A GUY "When a girl MISSES You"
AND
IF YOU'RE A GIRL POST IT AS
Do you think that you can handle me? Give me pleasure in so many ways? if you think you can leave a message saying, " I can please you." AND SAYING WAT U WUD DO
now here's the fun part; repost this and see who think or can, better yet, want to please you.
if your a girl; repost saying, "How big is your dick?"
if your a boy; repost saying, "How wet is your pussy?"
you will be very suprised at the response that you will getKissEmbarassed
