leave your name.
1. I'll respond with something random about you.
2. I'll challenge you to try something.
3. I'll pick a color that I associate with you.
4. I'll tell you something I like about you.
5. I'll tell you my first/clearest memory of you.
6. I'll tell you what animal you remind me of.
7. I'll ask you something I've always wanted to ask you.
8. If I do this for you, you must post this on your own blog.
How well do you have it...
[_]You have a boyfriend/girlfriend/fiance/husband/wife
[_]You have your own room.
[x]You own a cell phone.
[x]You have an mp3 player or ipod.
[_] Your parents are still married.
[x] You have more than 2 best friends.
[_] There is a pool/spa in your backyard
Total: 3
[x]You dress how you want to.
[x]You hang out with friends more than once a week.
[x] There is a computer/ laptop in your room.
[x] You have never been beaten up
[x]You are allowed to listen to the music you want to.
[x] Your room is big enough for you
[x]People don't use you for something you have.
[x]You have been to the movies.
Total: 8
[_] You have over 500 friends on myspace,
[x] You have pictures on nexopia.
[x] You get allowance/loan. sometimes
[x] You collect something normal.
[x]You look forward to going to college/university
[_] You don't wish you were someone else.
[_] You play a sport.
[_]You do something after school
Total: 4
[_] You own a car/truck.
[x] You usually don't fight with your parent(s).
[x]You are happy with your appearance
[x] You have never got a failing grade on a report card in your life
[x]You have friends.
Total: 4
[x] You know what is going on in the world.
[x] You care about many people.
[x] You are happy with your life
[x] You usually aren't sick.
[x] You know more than one language
[x] You have a screen name.
[_] You own a pet.
[x] You know the words to more than 5 songs.
[x] You don't have any enemies
[x] You are happy where you're living.
Total: 9
Total over all: 28
times it by 3
= 84
101%+: A+
90-100%: A
75-89%: B
68-74%: C
60-67%: D+
00-59%: F
If Your Body Matches What Your Eyes Can Do
You'de Probably Move Right Through Me On My Way To You
We always hear 'the rules' from the female side. Now here are the Rules from the male side. There are our rules:-
Please note.... these are all numbered '1' ON PURPOSE!
1. Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If its up, put it down. We need it up, you need it down. You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down.
1. Saturday = Sports. Its like the full moon or the changing of the tides. Let it be.
1. Shopping is NOT a sport. and no, we are never going to think of it that way.
1. Crying is blackmail.
1. Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this one: subtle hints do not work! strong hints do not work! obvious hints do not work! Just say it!
1. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question.
1. come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That's what we do. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.
1. A headache that lasts for 17 months is a problem.
See a doctor.
1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument. In fact, all comments become null and void after 7 days.
1. If you think you are fat, you probably are. Don't ask us.
1. if something we said can be interpreted two ways, and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one.
1. you can either ask us to do something or tell us how you want it done. Not both. If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself.
1. whenever possible, please say whatever you have to say during commercials.
1. Christopher Columbus did not need directions and neither do we.
1. ALL men see in only 16 colours, like Windows default settings. Peach, for example, is a fruit, not a colour. Pumpkin is also a fruit.
We have no idea what Mauve is.
1. If it itches, it will be scratched. We do that.
1. if we ask what is wrong and you say 'nothing', we will act like nothings wrong. We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle.
1. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, expect an answer you don't want to hear.
1. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is find. Really.
1. Don't ask us what we are thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as Sex, Sport, or Cars.
1. You have enough clothes.
1. You have too many shoes.
1. I am in shape. Round is a shape.
1. Thank you for reading this; Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the couch tonight, but did you know men really don't mind that, its like camping.
Pass this to as many men as you can - to give them a laugh.
Pass this to as many women as you can - to give them an education.
Here are some completly random facts I dug up on the net..........I was very bored...
The 3 most valuable brand names on earth are:-
Malboro, Coca-Cola and Budweiser - in that order.
Humans are the only primates that don't have pigment in the palms of their hands.
The sentence "The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog." uses every letter in the alphabet.
The longest word in the english dictionary that can be spelled without repeating a letter is uncopyrightable.
No word in the English dictionary rhymes with month, orange, silver and purple.
A duck's quack doesn't echo, and no-one knows why.
Months that begin on a Sunday will always have a "Friday the 13th."
The longest one-syllable word in the English language is screeched.
Apples, not caffeine, are more efficient at waking you up in the morning.
A pack-a-day smoker will on average lose 2 teeth, every 10 years.
When you sneeze, all bodily functions stop...even your heart.
Your feet are bigger in the afternoon than the rest of the day.
