10 commandments of being a teenager:

1. Thou shall not sneak out when there parents are sleeping (why wait?)
2. Thou shall not do drugs (alochol lasts longer)
3. Thou shall not steal from K-mart (Walmart has a bigger selection)
4. Thou shall not get arrested for vandalism (destructon has a bigger effect)
5. Thou shall not steal from their parents (everyone knows Grandma has more money)
6. Thou shall not get into fights (start them)
7. Thou shall not skip class (take the whole day off)
8. Thou shall not go to strip clubs (Hooters has better food)
9. Thou shall not think about having sex (like Nike says... just do it)
10. Thou shall not help old ladies cross the street (leave them in the middle)

15 Reasons To Date Paintball Players

1. we arent afraid to get down and dirty
2. we know how to listen to directions
3. we have at least a 10 inch barrel
4. we can fire off 100's of rounds without getting tired...
5. we always wear protection
6. we LOVE to be agressive
7. we never forget to lube.
8. money is no limit
9. we can squeeze into tight spots
10.we play in different positions
11.were quick to reload
12.we make sure our balls are in perfect condition
13.we can use any holes
14.spraying is no problem
15.we have quick finger action

9 reasons to date a quader:
1. We are good with our hands
2. We can go for long periods without taking a break
3. We like to get dirty
4. We can take a beating
5. We like to go fast
6. Once we fall down we get right back up
7. We are ready to go after a quick fuel up
8. Skill is definite
9. Our timing is perfect


Top Ten Reasons To Date A Bmxer :

1.They always go big
2.They don't mind a little pain
3.They can do lots of tricks
4.They don't mind getting a little dirty
5.They always concentrate on acceiving there goal
6.They are not afraid to play a little ruff
7.They are good with there hands
8.They would preffer doing it on there feet
9.They can ride in almost any position
10.They can do it anytime of day