1. Have you had any relationships this year? atleast 6 or 9
2. Have you had your birthday yet? like 9 or 11 days ago
3. Kissed two people in the same night? yeah my 2 sisters
4. Been on a diet? of straight cum
5. Pulled an all nighter? only when i have sex constently
6. Drank Starbucks? the one with extra cream
8. Bought something(s)? condoms?
9. Met someone special who changed your life? ofcourse (johnny and denelle)
10. Been out of the province? sure have
11. What are you thinking about? salomie
12. Hugged someone? my penis
13. Slept in someone else's bed? my stepmoms ( janet )
14. Got a job? on thed corner
15. Loaned out money? to hookers
16. Gotten in a car accident ? i was driving and i got distracted becuase i was getting road head.
17. Gone over your mobile phone bill? ofcourse babe
18. Been called a bitch? by my hoe.
19. Done something you regret? janet

LAST:
Last person you hugged? my cock
Last person to call you? janet
When was the last time you felt stupid? after i got out of janets bed
What was the last thing you yelled? damit janet, i love you!

TEN FACTS:
1. hometown? janets clit
2. Natural Hair Color? pube color
3. Initials? BBC ( big black cock )
4. Hair style? janets pubes on my head...
5. Eye colour? shit brown, like janets skin
7. Pet? janet

8. Mood? horny
9. Where would you rather be? with janet
10. What was the last thing you drank? clit spray

THINGS ABOUT YOUR LOVE LIFE:
1. Have you ever been in love? with janet...?
2. Do you believe in love? with janet...?
3. Why did your LAST relationship fail? janet sprayed on my eye and i beat her...
4. Have you ever been heartbroken? no i am still with janet
5. Have you ever broken someone's heart? janets...... i am sorry babe.
6. Have you ever fallen for your best friend(opposite sex) janet....
7. Have you ever loved someone but never told them? my real mom shelli sheppard. 69
8. Are you afraid of commitment? not with janet69

EMOTIONS:
1. Are you missing someone right now? yes janet i lovew you soo much cant wait to see you next time!
2. Are you happy? after sex with janet
3. Are you eating anything? janets pussy
4. Do you like someone right now? yes i like janet very much!!!

Do you act your own age?

Put an "x" next to each that apply to you:

(x ) I know how to make a pot of coffee.
( x) I do my own laundry.
(X) I can cook for myself.
( ) I always do my homework.
( ) I enjoy intellectual conversation.
( ) I think politics are exciting.
( ) My parents and grandparents have better things to say than my peers.

Total so far = 3

(x) I show up for school everyday, unless i'm sick.
( x) I always carry a pen in my pocket/purse.
() I've never gotten a detention.
( ) I've watched talk shows to point out the credibility of it all.
(x ) I know what credibility means without looking it up.
() I would consider starbucks as coffee.

Total so far = 6

(x) I know how to run the dishwasher and/or do the dishes.
(x just don't know what 9 is? ) I can count to 10 in Spanish
( ) When I say I'm going to do something, I do it.
(x) I can mow the lawn.
(X) I can wash a car.
(X) I can make adults laugh, without being stupid.
( ) I remember to water my plants.
(x) I study when I really have to.
(x) I pay attention at school/work.
(x ) I remember to feed my pets.

Total so far= 14

(x) I can spell experience without looking it up.
(x) I clean up my own mess.
( ) The first thing I do when I wake up is get coffee.
(x) can go to the store without getting something I don't need.
( ) understand jokes the first time they are said.
(x ) I listen to my elders.
(x) I can type fast.

Total so far= 19

(x ) I have realized that the weather forecast changes every hour.
(X) I can look at someone hot without thinking of sex.
( ) I have realized that no one will take you seriously unless you are over 25 & have a job.
(x ) I can read a book and actually finish it.
(x ) People have said that I act older than I am.

Grand total = 23

Now add up how many (X)'s you have and title this as "I act 23 years old." BEAT YA PAIGE!!! HAHA

Wade: his name is freddie. Wade: wanna no why?? Kids shake there heads. Wade: cuz it means f u up. Hahahahahahahahahaha god I laughed

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Tanner: Skyler is a douche bad (i said it in a whispering voice)
Luke: (laughs)
Skyler: Tanner shut up im trying to sleep
Luke: Close your door (in a screamo voice)
Skyler: dont make me come out there!
Tanner: Ok im sorry Douchbag

skyler comes out and starts throwing things and me and luke, he was launching trucks at my head off of a jump he made,

Tanner: SKYLER STOP THROWING THINGS!
Skyler: im not throwing things . . . im chrowing chings
Luke && Tanner: (burst out laughing)
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me luke and kevin are trying to sleep, and cameron is drunk again and he comes down stairs

Cameron: Good night . . . . . . Friends
Luke Kevin and Tanner: laugh our asses off.
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so cameron comes downstairs and is talking about life and how to live it (he was drunk) and he sits on a doll house and it breaks . . funniest thing ever.
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Luke && Tanner: talking to eachother
Skyler: Lets go poke cameron!
Luke && Tanner: laugh our asses off once again.

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Numbers numbers numbers
fill in the questions with the required
number of answers.

Name 1
person that you love: no one at the moment.
time that you were embarrased: when i got condoms for x-mas
type of cookie: white chocolate chip
word that starts with 'K': KANGAROO
boy you kissed but didn't know: i do not kiss boys. .

Name 2
fruits: bananas
bands that you like: BFMV SOAD KORN
animals you dislike: horses
plants that are orange: tiger lily's ?

Name 3
colors that you like: red black. .
types of crackers: ritz, premium plus and vegetable thins
books you read when you were young: holes, none
board games: scatagories
parts of your body you would change: teeth. hair. .

Name 4
smells you like: axe
people you like to hangout with: doesent matter
boys you have madeout with: i do not make out with boys god!
months in a year: august june

Name 5
of your favorite movies: pineapple express baseketball
things you want to do when you graduate: travel,
people who you've known since you were little: max bradly. . more
objects in the room that are yellow: my geckos. . .