NEVER EAT SHREDDED WHEAT NEVER EMAIL SPOONING WARRIIORS we are the only two people probably in this world that would think of bringing jello to the movies to practice for jello shots. or who would think the exact same thing when i asked if mouth wash has alcohol in it. or who bring pop to the movie theatres cause we are to cheap to spend our money on that and need to save it for other things.. our moto's haha are if you break her heart we will break everylast bone in your body and if he is rude again i will stick a gun up his ass.. jam it up there really good with the heel of my shoe and then fire it. hahah just a few things about you that made me laughh hehe. PLUS you are the only person that would say tell your mom i hate her before hanging up the phone hahaha
SEXY FACE SAYS...
I LOVE YOU! I LOVE YOU! I LOVE YOU!!!!!!
JUST AMAZING TIMES WE HAVE FOR EIGHT YEARS!!
WE'LL LIVE ON FOREVER AS POPCORN SHAKERS & 'EUGENES'
I'M HERE FOR YOU! I'M HERE FOR YOU! I'M HERE FOR YOU!
I DON'T KNOW HOW MY LIFE WOULD BE WITHOUT YOU ( less hangovers FORSURE )
I'M GLAD WE'RE IN IT TOGETHER
THROUGH THE DANCES & RUNWAYS & HOLDING HAIR BACK!!
TOGETHER WE'LL FIND OUT WHO ARE THERE FOR US & WE'LL FIND OUT WHO
LIKE SLOW JAZZY MUSIC & FUNNY FAMILY CHANNEL SHOWS!!
I LOVEE YOUUUU SOOOOO MUUUCHHH!!!
FOREVER & EVER, MY LOVE ¢¾
I love my bestie this much
more than life itself
until the sky falls
until hell freezes over
until animals stop going instinct
until icecream can no longer melt
and everyone in the world finally realizes
THE WORLD IS ACTUALLY FLAT
andd until i eat
at that damnn place in the food court
of markeet mall
and thats in a long timee
always keep 23 cents
in your purse incase you need an emergency bun
note: subway does NOT give away free cookies
noo mater how many times you ask
