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sooo
am i supposed to feel older now?
 

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lets not forget,
those "i feel" statements everyone




 

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english class
rebecca: what about jellyfish?
alannah:what about them?
rebecca: what eats jellyfish? what do they eat? are they made of jelly?
alannah: i dont know...
rebecca: its so stupid!
 

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Everyone's a let down
It just depends on how far down they can go
In every circle of friends there's a whore
The one who flirts
And does a little more
But who's to say?
This is a social scene anyway
And everybody wants to explore the new girl
Caught up in her own hard liquor world
But liquor doesn't exist in my world
But liquor doesn't exist in my world
 

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KYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYLE is dumb
*alannah?: that chick from the oc second season, alex i think was her name is on the show house
KyLe: um..ok
KyLe: lol
*alannah?: whaaaaaaatttt
*alannah?: jesus
KyLe: oooooooooooooooooooooooo
KyLe: the show
KyLe: called house
KyLe: i get it
*alannah?: omg,
KyLe: i thought it was like on a show house or something
*alannah?: is on house
KyLe: like u no the ones they show
*alannah?: omfg
KyLe: and i was like ok..
KyLe: haha
*alannah?: oh yeah cus id watch one of those......
KyLe: haha ya thats wut i was thinking
*alannah?: ya haha that was stupidity at its finest
KyLe: thats me
 

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sadly,
i guess it had to come to this eventually.
you'll never know what hit you.
 

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THE BUS
so it was a lovely day
we shared our excitement with Amanda
our dearest.
then on the way home
we caught a bus
and some kid barfed in it
and it was hot out
and then Katrina the idiot
left her phone in shoppers
and we missed our bus looking for it
and we went dyed her hair
and sang the night away.
 

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AK adventures
for our un stoppable plan to suceed
we must aquire the follwoing things
a locker
celery
grape juice
gum
kiwi
carrots
spinach
blueberry
soy milk
chocolate shakes
rock star
bc pills
 

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HAHAHA
i can't believe you thought it was actually real.
 

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AK!


we are such rebels
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AK!
i find it funny
how i was gone for 3 weeks
and basically out of everyone
i missed you the most.
 

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so nick and i have discovered...
in our attempts to keep ourselves amused
that his name rhymes with alot of words

airsick, antic, arctic, anorexic, arsenic, aspic, attic, basic, bootlick, brainsick, bric, brick, broomstick, brunswick, buick, carsick, celtic, centric, chick, chopstick, chronic, citric, civic, classic, click, clinic, colic, comic, cosmic, cowlick, crick, critic, cryptic, cubic, cultic, derrick, dick, dipstick, drastic, dropkick, drumstick, epic, eric, ethic, ethnic, fabric, flick, folic, frantic, frederick, frolic, garlic, gastric, gimmick, gnomic, gnostic, goldbrick, gothic, graphic, handpick, heartsick, hectic, hick, homesick, humic, karmic, keltic, kick, lactic, lick, limbic, limerick, lipstick, logic, lovesick, lyric, magic, maverick, medic, metric, mimic, music, mystic, mythic, nick, nightstick, nitpick, nutpick, optic, panic, pelvic, phobic, phonic, physic, pick, pinprick, plasmic, plastic, prick, pubic, public, quick, relic, rhythmic, rick, rollick, rustic, seasick, seismic, septic, sic, sick, sidekick, skeptic, slapstick, slavic, slick, sonic, sorbic, spastic, spick, sputnik, static, stick, stomach, tactic, thermic, thick, tic, tick, tonic, toothpick, topic, toxic, traffic, traffick, tragic, trainsick, trick, tropic, tunic, unpick, unstick, wick, yardstick,
 

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I LOVE YOU SHANNON AND AMANDA
This is a story, about a poor pooch who was castrated. And for those of you that don’t know what that is, it is when a male basically gets his balls chopped off and looses his manly-ness.
Well anyways, back to the story.
So this pooch’s name was Jake. And Jake, who was a very wimpy dog, and was always so confused and stupid, that he had to go into surgery. Now this poor pooch named Jake had never like the vets, and hated the needles and such that he was given. Let’s just say, his vet was a bastard. Now Jake who was a very horny doggy barley knew what that manly thing that went up did. He would constantly hump his owner’s stuffed platypus, he had a serious problem. So one day as that stupid pooch went to eat breakfast his owners scooped him up and put him in a cage. “Fuck you, I’m hungry” he said in his doggish language. “AWWW poochy woochy Jake is going to be all better when he comes back” the devil woman said, with her bright red lips formed in a kissing sort of way.
Well Jake’s owner drove him all the way to the vet and left him there until he was to be picked up the next day. Suddenly he got a urge, not just any urge, the kind of urge he got when he had to hump the stuffed platypus. Then everything went black with a sharp pain in his bum. The next day he woke up, surprised to see that he was at home. He felt sorta funny, like something was missing. He eyed the stuffed platypus, and went to look down, to find out why his pee pee wasn’t going out or whatever it does. And he notice those two thingys that hung beside it were GONE. “OH” he cried “WHERE HAVE THEY GONE!?” and then he looked up, and noticed on the counter, his balls in a jar. He was no longer a man doggy, but he was an IT.

The end


by the request of shannon.
 

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oh yes
and we will fall.
 

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katrina i love you