So me and a few budies were havin some Eric Brewers. One thing led to another and we ended up tossin back a few Jaromir Jagr Bombs. At this point I couldn’t see too Daniel Cleary but I noticed a broad out on the d-floor wearing a real short Guillaume Latendresse.She wanted to take me home to her house way out in Jason Pominville. This chick definitely had more Doug Weight than I did but I’m a sucker for Andrew Brunettes. I had too many Daniel Brieres to realize she was Rico Fata so I went home with her. She was pretty Ben Eager and went for my Evgeni Nabokov right away. She was Chris Osgood at handling my John Pohl and even played with my Joe Sakic. I waited for her to fall asleep and then I was Sergei Gonchar.the next morning I realized I had a Dan Boyle on my Kyle Wellwood everytime I took a piss there was a Patrick Sharp pain. Guess I should’ve thrown on a Tie Domi.
