Or, well, my body hates me. I've been sick since the beginning of September, and there's a million things wrong with me. One day I have a bloated crampything inside me the size of a balloon, the next I can't keep anything down, or else I'm just feverish. Yesterday I fucking fainted and went to the ER for five hours only to be told I have dehydration. There's still some tests they're doing, but I am pissed off, and will be more so if they don't tell me something useful.
So I got Bjork's Medulla vinyl for 2 dollars. I fucking love HMV.
1. Do you currently have your period?
Nope.
2. Describe your bra?
Not wearing one.
3. Do you straighten your hair everyday?
No, but I do have a solution that straightens hair slightly. It smells like shmallows. =)
4. Do you like your crush?
I love my crush. =)
5. What's your favorite t.v. show?
Buffy. Always Buffy.
6. What's your favorite girly magazine?
Whatever I find.
7. would you kill for chocolate on your period?
No, I kill for my pills.
8. What is your Favorite Flavor of Lip gloss?
Mango.
9. Do you get PMS really bad?
Usually. But I have pills.
10. Jeans or skirts?
Shortshorts.
11. Do you wear clothes/shoes/jewelry that's uncomfortable just because it looks good?
Sometimes.
12. Did you ever spend all day/night getting pretty for a guy/girl?
HAH. I'm not ugly so it only takes me THIRTY MINUTES! Twenty of those minutes just to get my eyebrows as symmetrical as possible.
13. Did you ever cry during a romantic movie?
I cry during most movies. And things.
14. Would you leave the house without makeup on?
Yes.
15. What's the biggest turn on about guys/girls?
Hair, nose, and cuteness.
16. What about the biggest turn off?
Being a lame shallow little fuck who only tries to prove to those around him/her that they're not actually a dipshit. You fool no one.
17. Do you consider making out "unladylike"?
That word doesn't even exist in this day and age.
18. On a scale of 1-10, how fun is shopping?
7
19. Have you ever put lip gloss on your vagina/penis?
That really did not occur to me before, but I don't think I will. XD I'll put it on Kyle.
20. Do you think lipgloss is the best?
Lip butter. Now that might feel good.
21. Please rephrase question 19 in the form of a question.
It is a question already. I'll rephrase it as a request. PUT DAT LIP GLOSS UP YER PEEHOLE, YA BITCH!
22. Do you freak out if you miss your favorite show?
No, I have it on DVD, so missing it would either be me sleeping through it, or me being too stoned to actually pay attention.
23. Do you obsess over your looks?
Not obsess, no.
24. How long does it take you to get ready in the morning?
20-40 minutes.
25. Do you wear sweatpants/pajama pants to school because it's comfortable?
No.
26. Accessories make the outfit, true or false?
Sometimes.
27. Are you a sucker for skater guys?
XD A firm no.
28. What kind of guys/girls do you like?
Ridiculously cute ones. And the odd mysterious one.
29. Is pink truly the best color in the entire universe?
All colours are actually fucking awesome. Man, I love colour. I mean- all the textures and all that shit, it's totally fucking cool.
30. Lip gloss a must?
What the fuck is with you and lip gloss?
31. What's your status?
Core receptors damaged, central command not responding.
32. Do you have a crush?
KYLE~!#
33. Does your Crush wear Lipgloss?
Hehe, not on his lips.
34. Do you take the chance on Halloween to dress like a slut?
Ususally, yeah.
35. Ever dressed like a whore to impress a guy?
I don't impress ANYONE. Ever. I also never plan to.
36. Do you often wish there was something you could change about yourself?
Well of course.
37. Has a guy ever given you something on Valentines Day?
Um, yeah.
38. Gold or silver?
Silver... huh?
39. When was the last time you put lip gloss on?
What the fuck man?! Uh, yesterday.
40. Tight pants on guys; hot or gay?
So hot. I mean- I love the entire lower half of men. God, I love legs. And anything to accentuate your sexy hot legs is just what I need. *cough*Kyle*cough*
41. Do you dress up too much for holidays?
No, and you're gay.
42. Do you like wearing dresses?
Sometimes.
43. Do you write a lot of mushy love poems?:
Sometimes, I still do. Oh god, I fucking hate poetry, too. It's just so easy to put together some kinda pretty words that don't rhyme and then call it poetry.
44. Do you consider yourself to be fashionable?:
I consider myself to pull off a helluva lot more than you can... fashion-wise.
45. On a scale of 1-10, how much do guys confuse you?
They don't confuse me, they're completely predictable, they just piss me off.
46. What was the largest ammount of money you've ever spent on Lip gloss?
None, I steal lip gloss from people.
47. Have you ever put your parents into debt with your lip gloss purchases?
Uhm, okay.
48. Do you eat junkfood?
Always. my body hates me for it.
49. What could be better than this quiz about my favorite thing ever, lip gloss?
Um, quite a bit, actually, so I'm going to play WoW after this.
50. What makeup product could you NOT live without?
Eyebrow pencil, actually. 'Cause, uh, no eyebrows.
Use the 1st letter of your name to answer each of the following.
They have to be real places, names, things...nothing made up!
Try to use different answers if the person in front of you had the same 1st initial.
You CAN'T use your name for the boy/girl name question.
Your name:
Sinead
Famous Artist/Band/Musician:
Skinny Puppy
4 letter word:
Slut
Place:
Saskatoon
Boy Name:
Severus
Girl Name:
Severin
Occupation:
Slacker
Something you wear:
Socks
Celebrity:
Seth Green
Something found in a kitchen:
Spoon
Reason for Being Late:
Stuck in traffic
Something You Shout:
Shut the fuck up
Body Part:
Shoulder
297-8627, and you all give your numbers so I can add them.
GOD WHAT THE FUCK?!
Every time I try to use a FUCKING apostrophe this search mini-bar shows up and all Im trying to do is have good fucking grammar WHAT THE FUCK is up with Firefox motherfucker!
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I was really gonna leave it at that.
Everyone's so stupid and shallow and lame.
I can't remember the last time I had an actual birthday celebrated, they were always dull, and there was no fucking fuss. And I realize it's better to do shit-all than expect something awesome. Fucking bars and people and Whyte Ave and everything. Fucking bullshit, all of it.
GIANT BOOBIES HERE I COME!
I have a really weird fucking nose, it pisses me off sometimes.
My glasses broke. I have contacts.
I draw my eyebrows on.
I feel less bitter in a general sense.
I'm starting to miss some of my old friends a little, but it might just be a passing feeling.
I have 12 dreads on my head now. They're dread falls.
I think that's it.
Johnny Cash is a butt-head. There I said. I DO NOT like Johnny Cash. And the rest of you are freaks.
So I'm finally fucking working at HMV. And it's all because I didn't give up, as I tend to do with most endeavours in my life.
dude, i'm on the wii
i'mso stoned
