what color of shirt are you wearing?

red= loud
green= stupid
blue= gorgeous
white=beautiful
aqua= freaky
yellow= innocent
purple= a little too happy
black= emo
orange= funny
gray= skanky
pink= preppy
light blue= sweaty
other= hot
nothing= sexy

what kind of pants are you wearing?

shorts= cutie
skirt/skort= skank
corduroy= faggot homosexual
tight jeans= scene kid
ripped jeans= emo
cammo= cage fighter
jeans= prep
pajamas=pimp
cargo= clown
sweats= athlete
boxers= brat
bootie shorts= female
pj's= ninja
capris= Gangster
nothing= hoe
dickies= weirdo
bikini bottoms= tiki girl
Other=sex addict

what is your natural hair color?

auburn= That every one wants to make out with
blonde= with a broken heart
black= with a sexy smile
dark brown= with a hot girlfriend
red= that likes to have fun
brown= with a nice ass
dirty blonde= With sexy eyes
bald= with herpes
other= who loves to be different


Pick the month you were born on:

1 - ate
2 - needed
3 - killed
4 - shot
5 - killed
6 - smoked with
7 - banged
8 - ran shirtless with
9 - horribly stabbed
10 - cuddled with
11 - slept with
12- ran naked with

Pick the day you were born in:

01 - the kool-aid man
02 - a dog
03 - a noob
04 - a toothbrush
05 - Santa Claus
06 - The trojan man
07 - Barny the dinosaur
08 - a prostitute
09 - a pornstar
10 - a bag of weed
11 - A homo
12 - A Cutie
13- a horse
14 - a lesbian
15 - a pickle
16 - a stripper
17 - a shoe
18 - Paris Hilton
19 - an orange
20 - a dildo
21 - a homeless guy
22 - a whore
23 - my crush
24 - an easter egg
25 - a jar of honey
26 - a condom
27 - a bowl of cereal
28 - a french fry
29 - your dealer
30 - a glass of milk
31 - Ur grandma

Pick the color of underwear you are wearing

White - because I love marijuana
Black - because im sexy as hell
Pink - Because the lil people told me to
Blue- because I have AMAZING boobs
Red - because I'm a pimp and your jealous
Polka Dots - because I hate my life
Purple - because I'm gay
Gray - because Thats how i roll
Other - because my boobs hurt
Green - because I'm good in bed
Orange - because I smoke crack
Turquoise - because I have a noodle in my nose
Brown - because i had to
Shirtless - because I've got abs
Aqua-Cause the 306CBZ kick cunt
Yellow-becasue i wan to visit the insane asylum.
Other- becuase i was horny


I'm a BEAUTIFUL ATHLETE with SEXY EYES and i KILLED A GLASS OF MILK beacuse the LITTLE PEOPLE TOLE ME I'M A PIMP AND YOUR JEALOUS beacause I LOVE MARIJUANA, and fyi MY BOOBS HURT because I WAS HORNY.

hahaha, i should really start wearing solid colored lingerie, i had to improvise

Nevermind what haters say, ignore them 'til they fade away, amazing they ungreatful after all the game i gave away, says:
thats wat i said dum dum

   `ALYSSA-        && nothin' feels right when i'm not with you, sick of this dress and these JimmyChoos ;     says:
no it's nottt!

Nevermind what haters say, ignore them 'til they fade away, amazing they ungreatful after all the game i gave away, says:
nope

   `ALYSSA-        &&       nothin' feels right when i'm not with you, sick of this dress and these JimmyChoos       ;     says:
yur a foolish monkey.

Nevermind what haters say, ignore them 'til they fade away, amazing they ungreatful after all the game i gave away, says:
okay......ur a fat hippo

   `ALYSSA-        &&       nothin' feels right when i'm not with you, sick of this dress and these JimmyChoos       ;     says:
your a scrawny elephant

Nevermind what haters say, ignore them 'til they fade away, amazing they ungreatful after all the game i gave away, says:
ur an elephant with a huge as boner

   `ALYSSA-        &&       nothin' feels right when i'm not with you, sick of this dress and these JimmyChoos       ;     says:
your a short giraffe with no penis

Nevermind what haters say, ignore them 'til they fade away, amazing they ungreatful after all the game i gave away, says:
ur a dick with no erection

   `ALYSSA-        &&       nothin' feels right when i'm not with you, sick of this dress and these JimmyChoos       ;     says:
your a boob with no nipple

Nevermind what haters say, ignore them 'til they fade away, amazing they ungreatful after all the game i gave away, says:
ur a girl with a dick and no balls

   `ALYSSA-        &&       nothin' feels right when i'm not with you, sick of this dress and these JimmyChoos       ;     says:
yur a belly with no button

Nevermind what haters say, ignore them 'til they fade away, amazing they ungreatful after all the game i gave away, says:
ur a face with no fetures

   `ALYSSA-        &&       nothin' feels right when i'm not with you, sick of this dress and these JimmyChoos       ;     says:
yur an ass with no crack

Nevermind what haters say, ignore them 'til they fade away, amazing they ungreatful after all the game i gave away, says:
ur a dick nucckle

   `ALYSSA-        &&       nothin' feels right when i'm not with you, sick of this dress and these JimmyChoos       ;     says:
there's no such thing!

Nevermind what haters say, ignore them 'til they fade away, amazing they ungreatful after all the game i gave away, says:
ha i win

   `ALYSSA-        &&       nothin' feels right when i'm not with you, sick of this dress and these JimmyChoos       ;     says:
hahaha.

   `ALYSSA-        &&       nothin' feels right when i'm not with you, sick of this dress and these JimmyChoos       ;     says:
you cheated

Nevermind what haters say, ignore them 'til they fade away, amazing they ungreatful after all the game i gave away, says:
no i didnt

Nevermind what haters say, ignore them 'til they fade away, amazing they ungreatful after all the game i gave away, says:
im an ass with out a crack oh ya theres some one who has that.. ritee

   `ALYSSA-        &&       nothin' feels right when i'm not with you, sick of this dress and these JimmyChoos       ;     says:
haha. probbably.

   `ALYSSA-        &&       nothin' feels right when i'm not with you, sick of this dress and these JimmyChoos       ;     says:
that was a good one eh

Nevermind what haters say, ignore them 'til they fade away, amazing they ungreatful after all the game i gave away, says:
nope

   `ALYSSA-        &&       nothin' feels right when i'm not with you, sick of this dress and these JimmyChoos       ;     says:
yes it was too!

Nevermind what haters say, ignore them 'til they fade away, amazing they ungreatful after all the game i gave away, says:
its horrible

   `ALYSSA-        &&       nothin' feels right when i'm not with you, sick of this dress and these JimmyChoos       ;     says:
your horrible.

Nevermind what haters say, ignore them 'til they fade away, amazing they ungreatful after all the game i gave away, says:
ur smelly fat ugly huge .boobless. dickless and a penis licker

   `ALYSSA-        &&       nothin' feels right when i'm not with you, sick of this dress and these JimmyChoos       ;     says:


Nevermind what haters say, ignore them 'til they fade away, amazing they ungreatful after all the game i gave away, says:
hehe

   `ALYSSA-        &&       nothin' feels right when i'm not with you, sick of this dress and these JimmyChoos       ;     says:
YOU WENT TO FAR!

   `ALYSSA-        &&       nothin' feels right when i'm not with you, sick of this dress and these JimmyChoos       ;     says:
i am not fat!

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You Change Your Mind

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Like A Girl Changes Clothes

hahaaha, omg. who the hell does this chick think she is?
everyone knows that that's me.. wow..
i took the fuckin picture myself.. haha.. people have no lives.