like to get shitfaced and i'm all about the good sensemilla. I play geetar, not ina band or nuthin just like to chill and bust out some funky licks. I like to snowboard, i've been riding for like 4 years now.

Hockey Players..The best kind of person in the world. The c0ckiest, dirtiest most irresponsible group of athletes in the universe. Will f... any broad in this world and come back and tell all his buddies about it. Will booze at least 2 times a week and pretend they are still dedicated. Not afraid to live the dream until the are like 35 then realize they never made it anywhere. Ladies love us. Guys want to be us. We are the soul of the universe. Bow down to our greatness and smoke our fu-cking pipes you bunch of a greasy war pigs.

10 reasons to **** a hockey player...
1. They always wear protection
2. They have great hands
3 They are used to scoring
4. They have great stamina
5. They find the opening and get it in
6. They never miss the target
7. They know how to use their wood
8. They have long sticks
9. They know when to play rough
10. Because baseball players only know how to hit balls


Why Skoal is Better than a Woman
1. Skoal doesn't give you any backtalk
2. When you're done with a tin, you can immediately get rid of it
3. You don't have to take Skoal to dinner and a movie
4. Skoal never gets hateful once a month
5. Skoal never scares you by being late
6. Skoal is always there for you no matter what
7. You can share Skoal with a friend, no questions asked
8. Skoal never wants you to meet the parents
9. You never have to tell Skoal "I Love You"
10. Skoal is Skoal


Wake up in the in the mornin' and it's hard to live.
Hard to live, yes it's hard to live
And it will be a long time before that shit starts to give.
And every single day it's getting harder to live.
But I would be up for being down with a ho.
Lord knows that i got mic control

Do you got mic control?

PIRATES
- good buds
- bullmax/colt45
- 40's
- rum
- hockey Surrey rep
- fyne females
- camping
- skoal (good ol' chawski's)

Music:

MetalPunkrockSkaDubReggae

Sublime ~ RIP Brad Nowell
Metallica
Maiden
Pink Floyd
Queen
Eagles
NOFX
Mad Caddies
Bargain Music
The Ziggens
Pepper
Barrington Levy
Long Beach Dub All-Stars
LB Shortbus
Dubcat
Bob Marley
Reel Big Fish
Slightly Stoopid
Los Furios!
Peter Frampton
Rise Against
The doors
Megadeath
AC/DC
The Police

-mainstream overplayed music

-wakin up early