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BABABBAAHAHHAHA
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EAot7G1CEb0


omfg!
click it it's the most hilarious thing ever!

[[ if you don't feel like watching it all then at least skip to 3:25
Cuz that part is hilarious!]]
 

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I gossip ; so I guess I'm a bitch.
I show my stomach ; so I guess I'm a tramp.
I like to get my nails done ; so I guess I'm a prep.
I like to dance; so I guess I'm a whore.
I say what’s on my mind; so I guess I'm ignorant.
I've cried ; so I guess I'm high maintenance.
I've been stabbed in the back; so I guess I'm a drama queen.
I've been depressed ; so I guess I'm emo.
I wear black; so I guess I'm a punk.
I've looked in the mirror and actually thought I was beautiful; so I guess I'm conceited.
I wear bracelets; so I guess I'm a cutter.
I like to drink with my friends; so I guess I'm an alcoholic.
I've talked to someones boyfriend; so I guess I'm a slut.
So throw me a label, you'll do it anyways.

 

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They blink!
 

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10 REASONS TO DATE ME!!
15 reasons to date a Dancer: ( im a dancer )

1. They're perfectionists: theyll keep going until they hit it.

2. They don't mind getting hot and sweaty

3. Being close to naked is normal for them.

4. It only takes a second to get into a good rhythm.

5. They can bend in ways you couldn't imagine.

6. They have the stamina to work it for hours and never get tired.

7. They'll keep going no matter how much it hurts.

8. They get lots of practice and they can go all night long.

9. They like everything just like their pointe shoes - hard.

10. You never have to get jealous because most of the guys they work with are gay.

11. They're use to having bruises on their knees.

12.They can do it in many positions.

13.They have perfect technique, good rhythm and great hip rotation.

14. underwear doesn't not get in the way because they don't wear any.

15. straddling is their natural position
 

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Someone
He's a boy who would hold my hand in
line at the mall & make all the girls jealous.
he's someone who would sing to me at random moments.
Someone who is more goofy than romantic.
A boy who would throw stuffed
animals at me when I'm acting dumb.
Someone who would bet me kisses that he
could beat me at all the old play station games
and then let me win. A guy who would make
fun of me just to hear my laugh.
He'd play with my hair all the time
& surprise me with 25 cent rings.
Someone who I could share lollipops with &
lay on a blanket with to count the stars.
We'd buy tons of disposable cameras to
take the silliest pictures of each other
& squirt water guns at each other in the house.
But mostly ; some who would be my best friend
& would never break my heart.
He would just always make me smile.
 

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CURENTSS!!
CRYING SECTION;
Ever really cried your heart out?- yes
Ever cried yourself to sleep? - yes
Ever cried on your friend's shoulder? - yes
Ever cried over the opposite sex? - yes
Do you cry when you get an injury? -
Do certain songs make you cry? - yes

HAPPY SECTION;
Are you a happy person? - i guess...
What can make you happy? - friends
Do you wish you were happier? - noppers
Is being happy overrated? - no
Can music make you happy? - yes

LOVE SECTION;
How many times have you had your heart broken? - a million
Have you ever loved someone so much that you'd die for them?- yes
Has anyone besides your friends and family ever said 'I love you' to you? -yes

HATE SECTION;
Who do you actually hate? a few people
Ever made a hit list? - no lol
When you get really angry does your face turn red - no purple lol
Have you ever been on a hit list? - no idea
Are you a mean bully? - sometimes
Do you hate George Bush? - YES!

SELF ESTEEM SECTION;
Is your self-esteem extremely low? - ??
Do you believe in yourself? - of course not
Are you good looking? - im extremly attractive. hhhaaaha
Do you wish you can be someone else? - no

LOOK AT ME;
What is your current hair color? -brown
Whats your natural color? - strawberry blonde
What color are your eyes? - blue
Current Piercings? - yes
Have any tattoos? - I WISH
Straight Hair or Curly - curly

CURRENTLY WEARING;
What shirt are you wearing? - um..my school clothes lol
Bottoms? - pants
Shoes? - socks
Underwear? - um..i dunno
Necklaces? - yuup

THIS OR THAT;
Rock or Rap; rap
Coffee or Hot Cocoa; hot cocoa
Wild Night out or Romantic Night; WILD NIGHT!
Chocolate or Vanilla; chocoloat
Hummer or Sports Car; hummer
Bracelet or Necklace? necklace
History or Science; ewww
Sleep in or Early riser; sleep in!
Beach or Boardwalk; beach
Hoodie or Tee Shirt; teeshirt
Night or Day; night
High School or college; high school
California or Florida; California
Simple Plan or Good Charlotte; Simple plan
Love at first sight or Learn to Love; learn to love

HAVE YOU EVER;
Kissed the same sex? - yes
Hugged someone? - yah who hasen't?
Been on the phone until the sun came up? - yeah...Chantelle probobly
Laughed so hard you peed in your pants? - yes lol.
Got in a fight with someone? - yah

THE LAST;
Person you talked to in person? - um...my bus driver lol
Person you talked to online? - Jagger
Person you talked to on the phone? - aaron
Had a shower? - this morning

RANDOM;
Do you like surveys; yes haha
What kind of shampoo do you use? - um..no clue
Do you get along with your parents? - yuupp
Do you have mental breakdowns? - haha yeah
Did you ever tell your parents you didn't feel good so you didn't have to go to school? - duuur

CURRENT;
Current mood; um..bored
Current Music; traveling solder by the dixie chicks
Current hair style; wet
Current Crush;
Current Thing I Ought to be doing; getting ready for school!
Current Windows Open;nex and msn and limewire
Current desktop picture? harry potter lol
Current Book; Harry potter and the order of the phoenix
 

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DO IT!!
put yes or no

Would you? Will you?
[_] give me your number?
[_] kiss me?
[_] let me kiss you?
[_] watch a movie with me?
[_] take me out to dinner?
[_] let me drive you somewhere?
[_] take a shower with me?
[_] buy me a drink?
[_] take me home for the night?
[_] let me sleep in your bed?
[_] Sing car karaoke w/ me?
[_] re-post this for me to answer your questions?
[_] Come pick me up at 3 am because my car ran out of gas in the middle of nowhere?
[_] Lock me in your room and take advantage of me?
[_] let me make you breakfast?
[_] help me with homework?
[_] tickle me?
[_] let me tickle you?
[_] stick up for me if i was being put down?
[_] Hold me If I was upset?
[_] instant message me?
[_] greet me in public?
[_] hang out with me?
[_] bring me around your friends?

D0 Y0U...
[_] think im nice?
[_] think im hot?
[_] want to kiss me?
[_] want to cuddle with me?
[_] want to hook up with me?

AM i...
[_] smart?
[_] hot?
[_] funny?
[_] cool?
[_] loveable?
[_] adorable?
[_] compassionate?
[_] great to be with?
[_] attractive?
[_] mean?

HAVE Y0U EVER...
[_] thought about hooking up with me?
[_] found yourself wanting a kiss from me?
[_] wished I were there?
[_] had a crush on me?
[_] wanted my number?
[_] had a dream about me?
[_] been distracted by me?
 

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HAHAHAH Type it!!
Type Your Name...
with your fingers: Samantha
with your elbow: samasnmghhgsa
with your nose: wqhyqw
with your toes: sdnttha
with your chin: sxxsmsxbn gbvbsx
with your tongue: samamtja




WOW
im bad at doing it with my nose and my chin !!

:blush:
 

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AWW.
A girl and guy were speeding over 100 mph on the road on a motorcycle...

Girl: Slow down, I'm scared.
Guy: No, this is fun.
Girl: No it's not. Please it's too scary!
Guy: Then tell me you love me.
Girl: Fine I love you. Slow down!
Guy: Now give me a BIG hug.
Girl hugs him
Guy: Can you take my helmet off and put it on yourself? It's bugging me.
(in the paper the next day): A motorcycle had crashed
into a building because of brake failure. Two people were on it, but only 1 had survived. The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized that his brakes broke, but he didn't want to let the girl know. Instead, he had her say she loved him and felt her hug one last time, then he had her wear his helmet so that she would live even though it meant that he would die
 

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WHAT DO YOU WANT TO BE??
What do you wanna be?

MY FASHION ICON -
MY BEAUTIFUL -
MY LOSER - Stefanie
MY BESTFRIEND - Kim D.
MY BABE - Katherin
MY PARTNER IN CRIME - Miranda
MY DOLL -
MY SUPERMAN -
MY WONDERWOMAN - Tatyanna
MY BOY -
MY ALWAYS -
MY BITCH -
MY BUDDIE -
MY HERO -
MY RETARD -
MY SCHOOL GIRL -
MY SCHOOL BOY -
MY LOVE -
MY SHINING STAR - Bregane
MY LUCKY STAR -
MY EVERYTHING - Carly
MY LIFE - Jagger
MY NOTHING -
MY WORLD - Danielle
MY DARLING -
MY FAVORITE - Kaitie
MY HOE -
MY SMILE - Eve
MY CUTIE - Amy
MY BROTHER-
MY SISTER- Chantelle
MY LOVELY- Petrina
MY IDOL - Hollybee
MY DANCE PARTNER - Kristen.



Request it.
 

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how blonde are you?
How blonde are you?

[x] Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were talking.
[x] Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were NOT talking.
[x ] You have ran into a glass/screen door many times.
[ ] You have jumped out of a moving vehicle.
[x] You have thought of something funny and laughed, then people
gave you weird looks.
[x] You have ran into a tree/bush.
[x] You know that it is impossible to lick your elbow.
[x] You just tried to lick your elbow.
[x] You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star have
the same rhythm.
[x] You just tried to sing them.
[x]You have tripped on your shoelace and fallen.
[x] You have choked on your own spit.
[ ] You have seen the Matrix and still don't get it.
[ ] You type only with two fingers.
[x]you have accidentally caught something on fire.
[x ] You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose/eyes.
[ ] You have caught yourself drooling.
[x] You have fallen asleep in class and started to talk/drool, or snore.
[x] If someone says "fart" you laugh.
[x] Sometimes you just stop thinking.
[x] You are telling a story and forget what you were talking about.
[x] People sometimes shake their heads and walk away from you.
[x] You are often told to use your "inside voice".
[x] You use your fingers to do simple math.
[x] On accident you have eaten a bug.
[x] You are taking this test when you should be doing something more important.
[x] You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn't
realize it.
[x] You've looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand.
[ ] You sometimes walk around naked in your house.
[x] You repost bulletins because you are scared that what they say will
happen to you if you don't.
[x] You break a lot of things.
[x] Your friends know not to use big words on you.
[x] You tilt your head when you're confused.
[x] You have fallen out of your chair before.
[x] When you're laying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture on
the ceiling.
[x] The word "um" is used many times a day.


MY! score :32
Take that number and multiply it by 3 to get your percent

MY SCORE IS: 96 %

hahaha im 96% percent blonde!!
 

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i love you
Someone once asked me
"why do you love him so much?"
&& before i could answer
-my best friend covered my mouth with her
hand && said-
"Don't even get her started."

i lovee you.
 

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Wait;
Find a guy who calls you beautiful instead of hot
Who calls you back when you hang up on him
Who will stay awake just to watch you sleep
Wait for the boy who kisses your forehead
Who wants to show you off to the world
When you are in your sweats
Wait for the boy who doesnt care if your flat or not
Who holds your hands in front of all his friends
Who thinks you`re just as pretty without make-up on
Wait for the one who is constantly reminding you
of how much he cares about you
and how lucky he is to have you
Wait for the one who turns to his friends
and says "thats Her"!
 

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hahahaha.
IF YOU HAVE EVER PUSHED ON
A DOOR THAT SAID 'PULL'
COPY AND PASTE THIS
INTO YOUR PROFILE BLOG
 

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OMFG that is so sad...
boy- hey, hun
girl- hey
boy- i missed u at school 2day, y weren't u there?
girl- yeah, i had to go to the doctor.
boy- oh really? y?
girl- oh nothin, annual shots, thats all.
boy- oh
girl- so what did we do in math 2day?
boy- u didnt miss any thing that great.......just lots of notes
girl- ok good? I hate writing notes
boy- yeah
girl- hey i have a question......
boy- ok, ask away
girl-........how much do u love me?
boy- u kno i love u more than anything
girl- yeah.....
boy- y did u ask?
girl-...
boy- is something wrong?
girl- no its just? nothing..
boy- good.
girl- .......how much do u care about me?
boy- i would give u the world in a heartbeat if i could.
girl- u would?
boy- yeah of course i would?. sounding worried? is there
something wrong??
girl- no, everythingsfine..
boy- are u sure?
girl- yeah.
boy- ok, i hope so.
girl-......would u die for me?
boy- i would take a bullet for u anyday
girl- really?
boy - anyday. now seriously, youre scarin me.. is there something wrong???
girl - no im fine, ur fine, we're fine, everyones fine.

boy- .....ok
girl- ......well i have to go ill c u 2morrow at school.
boy- alright, bye. I love you soo much.
girl - yeah, i love u 2, bye.

The next day at school:

boy- hey, have u seen my g/f anywhere?
friend- no why??
boy- oh well she said shed be here 2day
friend - ya, she wasnt here yesterday either.
boy - i know, she was acting all wierd on the phone last night.
friend - well dude u know how girls are sometimes
boy- yeah...but not usually her.
friend ? I don?t know what else 2 say man.
boy ? that?s ok.. oh well i gotta get 2 english, ill c ya after school.
friend - yeah i gotta go to science, ttyl.

That night: <<ring- -ring- -ring-ring->>

girl- hello?
boy- hey
girl- oh, hi.
boy- y weren't u at school 2day?
girl- uh....i had another doctor appointment.
boy- are u sick?
girl- ..... um? i have 2 go, my mom's callin on my other line.
boy- ill wait.
girl- it may take a while, ill call u later.
boy-........alright, i love you call me later

<<very long pause>>

girl- (with tear in her eye) look, i think we should break up.
boy- what???
girl- its the best thing for us right now.
boy- why?
girl- because? i love u. I have to go
<<click>>

The girl continues not to come to school for 3 more weeks, and doesn?t anwer any of her calls.

boy- hey man
friend- hey
boy- whats up
friend- nothing much, have u talked 2 ur ex lately?
boy- no why?
friend- so u didn?t hear?
boy- hear what?
friend- um i dont think i should be the one to tell u......
boy- dude, wtf does that meen?? tell me what?
friend- uh....call this number....433-555-3468
boy- ok....
<<friends walks away>>

Boy calls number after school <<ring- -ring- -ring->>

voice- hello, alberta university hospital, this is nurse Karen.
boy- uh....i must have the wrong number, im looking for my friend.
voice- what is her name, sir?
<<boy gives info>>
voice- yes, this is the right number, she is one of our patients here.
boy- really? why? wht happened.. is she sick??? how is she???
voice- her room number is ..646
boy- What happened??
voice- please come by sir and you can see her then, goodbye
boy- Wait no! *dial tone

Boy goes to hospital and enters room 646
Girl is lying in bed very sick and unable to move

boy- omg are u ok??
girl- ....
boy- sweetie!? talk to me!!
girl- i....
boy- u what?? come on tell me..
girl- i have cancer.. they found it a few weeks ago but it was to late.. and im on life support.
boy- <<breaks into tears>>
girl- they're taking me off 2night.. they say theres no use keeping me alive
boy- no.. why?... didn?t you tell me??
girl- i wanted to.. but I didn?t want to hurt you.:O
boy- u could never hurt me
girl- i just wanted 2 c if u felt bout me as the same i felt bout you
boy- what do you meen??
girl- i love u more than anything, i would give u the world in a heartbeat. Id take a bullet for you.
boy- <<holds her hand>>
girl- dont be sad, i love u n ill always be with u
boy- then y'd u break up with me?
girl ? i?
nurse- young man, visiting hours are over? you have to leave now
The boy says his last goodbyes and leaves the hospital
The girl was taken off life support, and passed away that night

But what the boy didn't know is that the girl only asked him those questions so she could hear him say it one last time, and she only broke up with him because she knew she only had a few more weeks to live, and thought it would cause him less pain and give him time to get over her before she died.
The next day

The boy is found dead at home with a gun and note beside him...

The crumpled up note said

I told her i would take a bullet for her.... just like she said she would die for me?



Please repost this in your blog in memory of the girl who died unselfeshly for her only love, and in memory of the boy who gave his life to be with her.
 

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