as of now i have been up for 45 hours straight .
going to go to try to sleep now,
goodnight .
=]
Few years ago a mother and a father decided they needed a break, so they wanted to head out for a night on the town. So they called their most trusted babysitter. When the babysitter arrived the two children were already fast asleep in bed. So the babysitter just got to sit around and make sure everything was okay with the children. Later in the night, the babysitter got bored and so she wanted to watch tv but she couldnt watch it downstairs because they didnt have cable downstairs > (the parents didnt want their children watching too much garbage) so she > called them and asked them if she could watch cable tv in the parents room. > Of > course the parents said it was ok, but the babysitter had one final request. > > She asked if she could cover up the large clown statue in their bedroom with > a blanket or cloth, > because it made her > nervous. The phone line was silent for a > moment, and the father(who was talking to the babysitter at the time) > said.....take the children and get out of the house.....we'll call the > police...we dont have a clown statue..... the children and the > babysitter got > murdered by the clown. it turned out 2 be that the clown was a killer > that escaped from jail. if you dont repost this within 5 minutes the > clown will be standing > next 2 your bed at 3:00am with a knife in his hand
It feels like i am slowly being replaced .
"One has a moral responsibility to disobey unjust laws"
-Reverend Martin Luther King, Jr
-Two men were walking down a dark alleyway..there are approached by a shady charecter..he says to one of the men...give me all your money or i'll stab you with this syringe with hiv infected blood in it...
the man says no way...go ahead and stab me....so the thief stabs him in the neck, injects the blood and runs away...then the horrified friend asks the man...why did u do that? now u'r screwed...the man looks at his friend laughs and says '' dont worry..i'm not an idiot...i have a condom on..''
-A man is sitting in a bar by himself drinking when a lady walks in sits next to him. The lady asks "So, what are you up to?"
He replies, "Just drinking some magical beer."
She looks surprised and asks "What makes it magical?"
"Well" He said "Watch this."
He takes a drink of his beer and then jumps out of the window and flies around the building three times.
She is just amazed now and asks if she can have a drink of his beer. He says yes.
She drinks some of the beer and jumps out of the window
and falls 3 stories to her death.
The bartender looks up and says, "Superman, you're a dick when you've been drinking"
A skinny little white guy goes into an elevator, looks up and sees this
HUGE black guy standing next to him. The big guy sees the little guy
staring at him, looks down and says: "7 feet tall, 350 pounds, 20 inch
private, 3 pound left testicle, 3 pound right testicle, Turner Brown."
The white man faints and falls to the floor.
The big guy kneels down and brings him to, shaking him. The big guy
says, "What's wrong with you?"
In a weak voice the little guys says," What EXACTLY did you say to me?"
The big dude says, " I saw your curious look and figured I'd just give
you the answers to the questions everyone always asks me. I'm 7 feet
tall, I weigh 350 pounds, I have a 20 inch private, my left testicle
weighs 3 pounds, my right testicle weighs 3 pounds, and my name is
Turner Brown."
The small guy says, "Turner Brown?... Sweet Jesus, I thought you said,
`Turn Around.' "
do you see my pictures when you're on my page,
or are they just question marks ?
because all i see is question marks .
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