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** more experienced (damn right!).

more refreshed (mm hmm).

more alcohol (hells ya).

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Camrose = the shit.
Some might say its "gangster as fuck"
School is the best part of living here
Math, physics, chemistry I can't get enough of it.
I don't know how I would continue in life without Dr. Gerhard Lotz,
or my english professor Johansen (we should do coffee sometime.)
When I’m not in class you can usually find me in the library, with Nancy.
Nancy doesn't exist,
Now, don't panick.

Nancy=Erin

You can panick now.
I'm not even sure where to find the library.
Infact, I just looked up my professor's names.
LIFE here is wonderful
Once Upon a Time…

Connor is our favorite person here, you could say he's a celebrity.


We respect the rules at Augustana as much as we respect Martin Luther,

Merry Christmas Martin!

We are all responsible enough to not get drunk untill late in the evening.


and Ginger Kids is a name you never here anyone called

I usually take time out of my day to make sure my car is in fine condition.

and if anything were to go wrong, back up is always availible.

Weekends are spent making sure we get to bed at reasonable times,

And sometimes going to Sherwood Park to study.

We enjoy going to the local bars,

And like everyone that we meet there.

And sometimes we take them home with us.

We are encouraged to act our age,

And use all equipment appropriately.

We never have secret crushes on little brothers,

And nothing is kept a secret here at Augustana.

Intervistitation rules are taken very seriously,

And we make sure to pass out in our rooms, not the bar.

JC stands for Jesus Christ, and not a member of the boy back N*Sync,

therefore we always feel like someone is watching over us.

The boys here are very manly,

And never practice their model posses.

We rarely drink alcoholic beverages,

I swear…

It’s a rare occurrence.

And when we do, we never end up at the hospital.

The proper authorities are always a phone call away,

and will use their power to arrest an ice-cream stealer, snowman builder.

We take all of our courses very seriously, including sign language.

We study all the time

and make the occasional trip to the doctors.

We never feel like it's a High School Reunion,

and pictures only remind us of our younger years.

We love everybody here at Augustana,



Actually, I don’t really like anyone here.




Peace out Jesus.

This Summer...
WAS FUCKING AMAZING.
and ended too soon. peace out sherwood park.
WE...
did some pretty amazing prank phone calls...
this is constable......SPRINGSTEEN and if you have any questions please call 9-1-1
got pulled over for doing 27 over...
and never got a ticket
ran to 7-11 while completely wasted at the union...
those puddles came from no where!
went to nottingham Tim Horton's so much that we...
know all the people who work there, and have a regular table.
went to denny's and sat. and ate. and after...
we sat and ate more
sitting in Tim Horton's till 4 in the morning listening to...
how i should like asians if my great grandfather was jewish.
came to the conclusion that phone calls are so last year therefore...
its an emergency! go text 9-1-1
rushed home to talk on msn because...
Dave: "umm I'll talk to you later on msn where I can't see your face. ok?"
almost burnt down the cabins on pigeon lake...
because gasoline explodes
discovered that you can't walk with open alcohol...
as long as the cops aren't the ones who stop at the cross-walk for you
watched andrew run across the street and almost get hit by a car...
that he didn't know about - and we didn't warn him about.
stayed at my house till all hours of the night while...
my parents weren't visiting.
heard save a horse ride a cowboy waaaaay too much...
because we listened to it every time we were drinking
complained about how much we hated the union...
but always ended up there once a week
stayed up till 4 in the morning singing kelly clarkson classic...
since you've been gooone, I can breathe for the firs time!
learnt alot of things about gay/lesbien relationships from my sister's friends...
we are now very educated.
ran away from home into craigavon...
where we never were found by andrew and matt.
didn't believe andrew and matt when they said they went "looking for us"...
untill i saw the marshmellows the next morning they dropped behind them to find their way home.
camped in the pouring rain...
with a leaking tent, and tarps that collapsed.
survived niagra falls...
when the tarps collapsed.
killed ourselves laughing...
at drunk andrew falling down a ramp in the dark and pouring rain.
gave directions by screaming on the top of our lungs...
and now we don't know where to go in a normal tone of voice
got enough courage to go on the roller coaster at west ed...
and it was broken when we got there (aww too bad eh..)
watched tyler smash a banana...
and chop some nuts into some fine pieces
went to heritage days for my first time...
and saw alot of sweat stains. yuck.
related most things we did back to a friends episode...
and i watched season 4,5, and 6 with my sister!
went water sking...
and got hurt in unfortunate places
went through many, many, many cases of beer...
and i never had a sip.
booted for my first time, for mister davey...
and i screwed up by pushing the wrong button on the debit machine
played nintendo..
still don't understand what the facination was.
fell asleep on the benches outside of the 7-11 on baseline road...
ok now thats just pathetic.
went through many tanks of gas...
mostly from my poor car.
called the pregnacy help line that is advertised on the bounce...
and no one answered!
went to subway after closing...
and I ran into the wall causing my nail to chip.
wore these dreadful hats down to the cliff at pigeon lake...
thankfully none of us jumped.
had lots of margaritas...
then did some water sports, which now that I think of it, could have been dangerous.
went through a drive-thru for my first time...
after having my license for already a year!
was scared shitless about moving to Camrose...
then i realized it was the best decision in my life.

Why Dave is Our Friend...
NUMBER 1

NUMBER 2
dave says:
Unfaithful is such a good song. Amber, wanna write a song with me?
amber says:
sure thing dave
dave says:
What should it be about?
amber says:
you
dave says:
What about me>
amber says:
about have you're mysterious and terrifying
dave says:
*Piano beat on every word* I, AM, DAVE. I, AM, ROXXORS!
dave says:
I don't think it'd be as great as the last single I wrote, you know the one for Nick Lachey
dave says:
He was having lots of trouble with Jessica Simpson...
amber says:
lol
dave says:
Sean Pauls Give It Up To Me? He laid down the track, I locked the flow
amber says:
lol
amber says:
i have to go for dinner
dave says:
Cya
dave says:
Thanks for leaving me
dave says:
I'll probably die or something
amber says:
lol i need to go babysit sooon toooo sillly
dave says:
I'll be fine. Dead, but fine
dave says:
Thanks for killing me by the way
amber says:
BYE
dave says:
DIE“
dave says:
Just kidding. But seriously now, go die

FUCK!

98% of nexopia is emo,
if you are one of the 2% that has
remained gangster as fuck
copy this into your profile

I put that on just for Erin because she says that its not making fun of emos, its just saying that I am gangster as fuck.