Well darlin, you said you wanted me to be first didn't you?
And I'm just that much of a secretatious rabbit.
That's right-I believe I said rabbit.
Wondering why?
Come on, I know you are.
Well THIS is why:
Cause Naturally, I was born a rabbit.
My name was Peter Rabbit.
I got a sex change.
Then, after rabbit neglection, I got a species change.
I went to the best of the best.
The King of Pop.
Michael Jackson.
And, I dunno bout you, but I think he did a pretty fantbulastical job.
He gave me a discount too. Under all the Botox and face fillers, he really is a not so bad kinna guy.
And hey, you have Messages 2 New | Blog | Comments 1
and harr harr one of each is from me.
And hey!
Now is a supergreat time to check in on your naughty naughty behavior.
Ahem: Error Report For Lindsay <mo'fikken> Brewster:
Oranges before sex: you're good. While you were sleeping we stuck a tube up your ass with a camera and went into your digestive track and found no traces of oranges. The elf spy in your toilet drains also reported no orange condiments heading down.
Camel Stripping: Clean.
Camel Sex aruound, with or involving ashtray or myself: DIRTY DIRTY NAUGHTY NAUGHTY LINDSAY!!! why did you have your way with that camel!?!!
Now you know the ninjas will be after you! and they will tie you to a chair and taunt you with various forms of liver. Tsk tsk. 
But anyways, that's your problem not mine, I just have to take the pictures of the look on your face when you are forced to eat the horrid livercake, pie, paste, and worste.
And hey, I look like a hyena right now.
Minus the pointy teeth.
And minus the fur.
And also, minus the laugh.
At least I hope so.
And hey, Imma wright a song
and hey Im going to stop saying "and hey"
thus, my song:
I went out into the night.
Most certainly without a fright.
But I was foolish to do so,
Cause I ran into a Russian Ho.
And her name was Esther.
She had just failed her 3rd pregnancy tester.
And oh she just decided to take out her problems on me.
And oh she just decided to take out her problems on me.
[Chorus:]
Shoulda never went out that night
In that skirt oh so too tight.
That Russian slut was trippin
That bitch was just flippin
Out.
With a punch, with a kick I was on the ground.
Not anywhere around me dared to make a sound.
Esther the Ho was at my feet
Made me lick my blood right off the street.
She was standing down on me in those red stilletoes
I guess here in Washington, anything goes
And oh she just decided to take out her problems on me.
And oh she just decided to take out her problems on me.
[Chorus]
So when I finally had enough,
I decided it was time to be tough.
Got up and hollered "Bitch you going down!"
I ripped that tacky satin gown
Made her faggot face turn into a frown
So that Ho and I engaged in a catfight
That raged way way on into the night
When finally I had that bitch down onto her knees
She said "Oh please don't hurt me, Please, please please"
I just stood menacingly over her like she had me
And oh she just had to have taken her problems out on me
And oh she just had to have taken her problems out on me
[Bridge:]
So after I gave that slut a smack
And thirty seven pointless dirty wacks
I decided it was time to call it even
Even though I had no legitimate reason
I helped her up to her toes
And noticed all the blood pouring from her nose.
I said "So Russian Ho what's your story?"
She started telling me first with her mother, Dory.
Esther grew up in a small small town
Where the rain used to come pouring down
Most of her life she lived in poverty
Grew up with mother, sister and brother, Lee
Brother moved out and her sister went to university
Which enflicted some mother-daughter controversy
Esther moved out way state
Pretty soon, she wasn't off too great.
Ended up having sex for money
This certain situation shurely isn't funny.
She told me about the failed pregnancy test
Her Russian Ho days are being put to rest.
[Chorus]
And so after I left that sorry soul weep that night
I held my sweater close to me oh so tight
And I made my way home thinking to myself
I will never again go out into the night,
Most certainly, without a fright.
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whaddya think bitchhh???
Good shit eh?
I just fucking made that up on the spot, with only one bathroom break and minor ashlea interruptions
But I think that is all.
Except for the sappy part, which I begin to say, oh about now[/color]
Lindsay, youre a true friend
Peas and carrots, peanut butter and jelly till the end
(I just cant stop rhyming cause of that song now)
and so we shall remain friends, thin and thick, good and bad, sweet and sour.
And Gorgonzilla will remain in power
{hee, another rhyme}
and i bid you farewell, fair maiden
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whoaaa okaii babe you
DIDNT SEE THIS ONE COMING!! MUHAHAHAHAHA
BIITCH I LOVE YOU SOOO MUCH AND OUR FRIENDSHIP WILL CONTINUE FOREVER
THIS IS HOW IT WRKS you didnt know i was gunna hack you did i nooooooo
soo you hacked me a while go and i happened to be right beside you well mine is better .. i dont have apimpin' song like uhmmm... jennatles....? or you but i have a totaly wicked picture and if you take it off i will know you dont want to be my
BFFAEFIAS okaii?!?!
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whoaa your like rawr lmaooo and yes i just made a hand action of rawr and knew you couldnt see it.
SO DUN DUN DAAAA YOU JUST GOT HACKIN' HACKED BIITCH ---LOVE YOU THE MOSTT HAWNAAA 
