OH GOD I DONT WANT TO DO AN INTRODUCTION!!!
but i must!!
II MUUUSSTTT!
its okay, i'll buy some sort of pie later on as a reward for my digilence in making this.
Okay, so to start, I'm Kevin.....and I dont know what else to say after that...
well, first thing you should probably know about me is my rather unhealthy obsession with cinema, sort of like those kids hooked onto World of Warcraft except i'll actually take time to eat...and bathe. But yes, I'm striving to become an indie director one day, so im collecting my pennies and hoping whatever i scrounge up will be enough to live off of the decade or so it will take for me to establish myself <<fingers crossed...>>
what else....oh, I'm queer. In every sense of the word <<rraaaiinnnbooowwwww>> im also delightfully insane, but im sure you'll come to realize that quite quickly if you get to know me, but i'm also pretty friendly. My passive aggressive nature usually renders me grumbling and quiet if im pissed off rather than trying to run someone over with a tractor. I can have a pretty chipper personality at times, but I've got a very strong melancholy side which seems to be kicking in more and more as of late. I get lonely quickly, but do poorly in relationships, so im guessing i'll be destined to a life of reclusiveness and a lot of cats.....
<<oh god i hope not...>>
but yah, i like chatting if you're an interesting person with something to say other than some asshole remark, so feel free to send me a message if you have the unlucky fortune of hitting my page.
okay, cool, so im done the intro. now go get a life instead of reading long pointless paragraphs no one will probably read anyway

First of all, I love movies, especially indies and foreign films. My favorites are:

Mulholland Drive - Ghost World - Inland Empire - Lost in Translation - Ichi the Killer - Kill Bill 1 & 2 - The Doom Generation- Lost Highway - Donnie Darko - Gypsy 83 - Blue Velvet- Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind- Being John Malkovich - Princess Mononoke - Meet the Feebles - Nowhere- Lady Vengeance- Repulsion - My Summer of Love- Dancer in the Dark - Eraserhead - Akira - Pulp Fiction - eXistenZ -Happiness of the Katakuris - Velvet Goldmine- Beetlejuice- Chungking Express - Pan's Labyrinth - Dead Alive - Wild at Heart - Persona - Tideland - Videodrome - Party Monster - In the Mood for Love - Mysterious Skin - May - Thumbsucker - Spirited Away - Heathers - Hard Candy - Shortbus -Tank Girl - Mirrormask - LIE - Kamikaze Girls - The Dreamers - A Tale of Two Sisters - 28 Days Later - Perfect Blue - Liquid Sky - Suicide Club - Kairo - Hedwig and the Angry Inch -Edward Scissorhands - Trois Couleurs: Bleu, Blanc et Rouge - Castle in the Sky - Liquid Sky - Bad Education - Run Lola Run -Ghost in the Shell 1 & 2 - Oldboy - Avalon - Talk To Her - All About My Mother - The Rocky Horror Picture Show - Fight Club - Sleepy Hollow -Three: Extremes - Amelie -Cries and Whispers -Sympathy for Mr. Vengeance - City of Lost Children - Dog Soldiers - Gozu- The Chumscrubber - The Cell - City of God - The Evil Dead

Naturally, movies and I have a special, unbreakable bond stronger than that between a prostitute and her loving john...aaaahh <<sappy music plays>>
Lameness aside, though, there are many directors I owe to being idols and influences to me, so here goes:

David Lynch
Shinya Tsukamoto
Gregg Araki
Takashi Miike
Pedro Almodovar
Wong-Kar Wai
Ingmar Bergman
Floria Sigismondi
David Cronenberg
Chris Cunningham
Tim Burton




I'm also a music junkie ^_^ My favorite bands include:

BJORK - Radiohead - Scarling - Siouxsie and the Banshees - The Cure - Jack Off Jill - Blonde Redhead- Android Lust - Ladytron- Pretty Balanced - The Knife - Utada Hikaru - Bauhaus- Rasputina - Joy Division - Tori Amos - Slowdive - Imogen Heap - Boards of Canada-The Dresden Dolls- Emilie Autumn - The Virgin Prunes - Asobi Seksu- Cranes - M.I.A. - Cibo Matto- X-Ray Specs- A Spectre is Haunting Europe - Interpol -Harshrealm- The Smiths - Portishead- Interpol -Smashing Pumpkins- Nina Hagen - Hole -Xiu Xiu - The Velvet Underground -Stina Nordenstam - Bat For Lashes - Dredg - CocoRosie - I Love You But I've Chosen Darkness - Sisters of Mercy - Depeche Mode - Kate Bush - Antony and the Johnsons - Shiina Ringo -Concrete Blonde - Mum - Goldfrapp - Aimee Mann- Marilyn Manson-Mindless Self Indulgence- Skunk Anansie -Love Psychedelico- The Pillows - Wintersleep - Claire Voyant - Regina Spektor - Joanna Newsom - Yeah Yeah Yeahs - Nico- Matthew Good Band - Peaches - Massive Attack - Fiona Apple - Daft Punk - Clan of Xymox - Cocteau Twins - Tokyo Jihen - Tujiko Noriko - The Gossip - Efterklang - L'Ame Immortelle - Placebo - Marianne Faithfull - Sigur Ros -Cansei De Ser Sexy[/b]




I told myself I would not forget to mention anime, and lo and behold, I forgot anime. So, I must now make it especially apparent that I have a coquettish love affair with japanese animation

Anime + Me = <3

That has appeased its anger. My favorite anime series are:[/size]

Serial Experiments Lain

Neon Genesis Evangelion

Excel Saga

Paranoia Agent

Ergo Proxy

Witch Hunter Robin

Trinity Blood

The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya
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oh god....here begins the list of things that PISS ME RIGHT OFF

<<takes deep breath>> here i go....

*People and their startling propensity for violence, ignorance and blind conformity

*The countless injustices being enacted around the world this very second

*How events such as 9/11, while no doubt horrible and very tragic, are being exploited by governments and the media to justify the brutal killing of thousands more innocent people in other countries

*How major problems in the world, such as genocides in Africa, are completely overlooked by the Western world because they provide no economic incentive, and therefore do not "deserve" any form of aid or intervention.

*Religious fundamentalism and hypocrisy

*Intolerance of different lifestyles

*The general ignorant density of our generation

*Noisy, obnoxious, annoying kids

*Parents who let their noisy, obnoxious, annoying kids do whatever the hell they want

*Racism

*Sexism

*Homophobia/Biphobia

*Ageism....like really, its just a number, ne?

*The relegation of serial killers to celebrity status, when really their crimes are merely exploited for media attention and their mental problems are used as tabloid fodder rather than actually addressed

*Happy-go-lucky people. There is definitely something that concerns me about someone that happy that often....


*The current state of music and movies. I'm actually not mad that a lot of the styles of music i like aren't more popular because then they'd lose what makes them interesting, but the utter lack of any sort of creativity in any medium of entertainment nowadays is really shocking.
*WHEN THE NECKS OF YOUR FAVORITE SHIRTS GET STRETCHED


*The difficult truth that I can not blame anyone for my problems but myself

*Oh yah, and KELSEY
I'll see you in hell bitch!