im liveing off a doller if that i dumpster dive my food, i stoped drinking and smokeing its to expenice, i miss tooines:( im in arcata its a town with no money and veary small, anyone wanna western union money to me???? jk haha get it!

so two days ago im spanging on hollywood blvd and this guy asked if i work for money ever, so i say i poop and piss on people for 150 bucks, he got me down to 50 and i pissed in his face this guy was like in his fiftys too weird ass people here in hollywood but coudnt poop so he gave me 20 and a beer. i was allso on loods! yeah some random guy gave me a lood, fuck yeah l,a

this city is wack

so im getting fisted by the long arm of the law, yes it hurts p.s today i gotta see a kimoto dragon!!!!!! FUCKIN THINGS ARE BIG man eaters guy and girls there fucking huge i allso gotta see a money jerk off and pee and poo on its dick, and money dicks look like leeches

hey everyone im in san diego keeping warm i think im gonna come back when its warm again, so yeah thats what im doing and er i got a place a girlfriend and daisy is still alive and she had a litter of pupies in halifa/x and er new orlins is ballin but the cops are of the upmost gay so write to me so i got a reason to check this site since everything is myspace and shit

wtf its a bitch to leave this city

i showerd. today it took four hours but i did it i am now fucking cleen, im even washing my patch pants! its bin around two months-ish

1 - I fell in love with
2 - I ate
3 - I smacked
4 - I sang to
5 - I gave my number to
6 - I murdered
7 - I shot
8 - I gave a lap dance to
9 - I choked on
10 - I bitched out
11 - I had sex with
12 - I humped

Pick the day (number) your birthday is on:
1 - a homeless guy
2 - your mom
3 - a banana
4 - a fork
5 - a Mexican
6 - a gangster
7 - a ninja
8 - an iPod
9 - my best friend's boyfriend
10 - a goat
11 - my dog
12 - my dad
13 - the computer
14 - a football player
15 - my neighbour
16 - myself
17 - a jones soda
18 - a llama
19 - a pickle
20 - a stuffed animal
21 - a permenant marker
22 - a policeman
23 - a condom
24 - my pshyciatrist
25 - a baseball bat
26 - my brother
27 - my sister
28 - my science teacher
29 - a DVD player
30 - my cell phone
31 - a paperclip


Pick the color of shirt you are wearing:

White - because I was high.
Black - because I was drunk
Pink - because I'm NOT homosexual.
Red - because the voices told me to.
Blue - because I'm sexy and I do what I want.
Green - because I hate myself.
Purple - because I'm naked.
Gray - because that's how I roll.
Yellow - because someone offered me 1 000 000 dollars.
Orange - because I hate my family.
Other - because i get laughed at.
none - because I can't control myself.