My ass is soaked and bruised"-I was once a competitive figure skater


1.You ever thought that the 2002 Olympics were your chance...or 2006...or? lol 2010, that's never gonna happen

2.You were late for school every morning because of early morning practice a few times

4.Your skatebag was a suitcase with wheels and it broke every month
ahaha lol so true

7.Your gloves smelled of hairspray and frozen snot AHAHA

8.Breaking in new skates was the worst thing in the whole world my god yes!

9.You had a love hate relationship with the lady who taped the results sheet to the wall VERY MUCH SO!

10. You complained about biased judges yet gave them huge fake smiles during your spiral sequence or the beginning and u skate by them

12.You wished that you were a boy so that you automatically made it to divisionals AHAHA YEAAA! geez they have like 4 competitors

17. Your feet were covered in blisters and you swear you had new bones formingYES!

18.Your wore "ankle jellies"bunga pads =D

20. Your idea of a good night was hockey players arriving early for their games while you were skating lmaooo!

22. You and your parents knew every arena worker on a first name basisKEN!!!

25. When you had skating friends over you almost always either: made up routines to classical music & judged each other, practised off ice jumps, and lifts. lol that's why i looove classical music!!

27. Your mother, who never skated, knew every jump and spin, but your dad knew one thing: "Well you must've done well because you didn't fall".haha yes

28. You wore those awful bike shorts with pads under your tights. BUM PADS!!! =D

29. Instead of spending your summers outside in the warmth, you spent them inside in the cold.always!

31. the movie ice princess p*ssed you off, because if it took you 6 months to land an axel, there's no way this girl could be doing triples right away!haha yessss!

32. you owned one of those shirts that said "if figure skating were easy, it would be called hockey".LMAO

34.To you, the word "stroking" is not a dirty word.AHAHAHA i've always hated stroking!!!


i skate because i can, you watch because you can't

Do this and then i'll calculate it!!!!

(2 Points) My name:
(4 Points) My last name:
(4 Points) Who am I in love with:
(1 Point ) Where did we meet:
(6 Points) Take a stab at my middle name:
(1 Point ) Where do I work:
(3 Points) What am I afraid of:
(2 Points) Do I smoke :
(3 Points) Do I drink:
(3 Points) Do you think Im a virgin:
(1 Point ) Do I have any siblings:
(2 Points) How many:
(2 Points) What's one of my favorite things to do:
(1 Point ) How many piercings do I have:
(4 Points) How many tattoos do I have:
(3 Points) What's my favorite type of music:
(4 Points) Am I shy or outgoing:
(3 Points) Am I a rebel or do I follow the rules:
(2 Points) Whats my favorite color:
(3 Points) Name something I hate:
(4 Points) Name a talent I have:
(4 Points) Whats my phone number:
(4 Points) What kind of sneakers do I wear:
(4 Points) Do I have any pets:
(2 Points) Who am I dating/liking right now:
(4 Points) What is my favorite type of food:
(5 Points) How tall am I:
(5 Points) What is my worst habit:
(5 Points) If I were stranded on a desert island, what would I bring:

80-85 Points; Best Friend.
70-79 Points; Great Friend.
40-69 Points; Friend.
20-39 Points; You should hang out with me more! Ask me when.
00-19 Points; Either you're a crappy friend, or you're new friend!

OMG I LOVE THIS MODELone of these days, i wanna be like her!

CAN YOU DO IT?
I bet you can't do this, because only 1 in every 30 people can...

I dare you to tell the person who posted this bulletin the absolute
truth of how you feel about them. I mean EVERYTHING that you think about them. Just do it.

I know everyone can relate to this!! it's f-ing hilarious!

1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time.... I know
where my watch is pal, where the fuck is yours? Do I point at my dick
when I ask where the toilet is?

2. People who are willing to get off their ass to search the entire room
for the tv remote because they refuse to walk to the tv and change the
channel manually.

3. When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too".
Damn right! What good is a cake if you can't eat it?

4. When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of course it
is. Why the fuck would you keep looking after you've found it?

5. When people say while watching a film "did you see that?". No Loser,
I paid $12 to come to the cinema and stare at the fuckin floor.

6. People who ask "Can I ask you a question?".... Didn't really give me
a choice there, did ya sunshine?

7. When something is 'new and improved!'. Which is it? If it's new, then
there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then
there must have been something before it.

8. When people say "life is short". What the FUCK?? Life is the longest
damn thing anyone ever fuckin does!! What can you do that's longer?

9. When you are waiting for the bus and someone ! asks "Has the bus come
yet?". If the bus came would I be standing here, dumbass?

Okai, i wanted to see who you guys think will win ANTM cycle 7.
I'm voting for brooke She's so pretty and cute and awsome haha.
Die monique! she's already gone
Die Anchal, i don't like you, haha so mean rite?
Die Jaeda, you're not model material!!!

SO WHAT DO U GUYS THINK!

If you read this, if your eyes are passing over this right now, even if we don't speak often,
please post a comment with a MEMORIES of you and me.
It can be anything you want, either good or bad. I promise not to come after you.

please and thank you

Damn, my life is stressing again. Just like in the summer! I have too many things going on
1)Trying to get into high jump and long jump but noOoOoO mr. Young didn't want to measure our distance and then Mr. Donaldson won't let mr.young change the registration.
2)Signed up for 800 and 1500. I am soo gonna die. 1500m is first thing in the morning on May 10th.
3)Trying to get over WK. ARgggg, but i see him every morning. he's soo pretty damn it. haha
4)Skating competition.
Victoria Day May 18th Pre-novice ladies short program at 6:00pm. Who wants to come cheer? Yea, so only 4 ppl advance to finals and i really want to go! But my skating is so inconsistent, and i really need my double axel!
5)Cherie Lyn leaving. It's not stressful but it's sad and who am i suppose to talk to in stupid french class
6) Me leaving for mcroberts. Only 6 more weeks with you guys We should have a party at my house again But then i'll have to make new friends at mcroberts. All u volleyball girls, tryout for the team so I can vs. you guys