My ass is soaked and bruised"-I was once a competitive figure skater
1.You ever thought that the 2002 Olympics were your chance...or 2006...or? lol 2010, that's never gonna happen
2.You were late for school every morning because of early morning practice a few times
4.Your skatebag was a suitcase with wheels and it broke every month
ahaha lol so true
7.Your gloves smelled of hairspray and frozen snot AHAHA
8.Breaking in new skates was the worst thing in the whole world my god yes!
9.You had a love hate relationship with the lady who taped the results sheet to the wall VERY MUCH SO!
10. You complained about biased judges yet gave them huge fake smiles during your spiral sequence or the beginning and u skate by them
12.You wished that you were a boy so that you automatically made it to divisionals AHAHA YEAAA! geez they have like 4 competitors
17. Your feet were covered in blisters and you swear you had new bones formingYES!
18.Your wore "ankle jellies"bunga pads =D
20. Your idea of a good night was hockey players arriving early for their games while you were skating lmaooo!
22. You and your parents knew every arena worker on a first name basisKEN!!!
25. When you had skating friends over you almost always either: made up routines to classical music & judged each other, practised off ice jumps, and lifts. lol that's why i looove classical music!!
27. Your mother, who never skated, knew every jump and spin, but your dad knew one thing: "Well you must've done well because you didn't fall".haha yes
28. You wore those awful bike shorts with pads under your tights. BUM PADS!!! =D
29. Instead of spending your summers outside in the warmth, you spent them inside in the cold.always!
31. the movie ice princess p*ssed you off, because if it took you 6 months to land an axel, there's no way this girl could be doing triples right away!haha yessss!
32. you owned one of those shirts that said "if figure skating were easy, it would be called hockey".LMAO
34.To you, the word "stroking" is not a dirty word.AHAHAHA i've always hated stroking!!!
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i skate because i can, you watch because youcan't
1.You ever thought that the 2002 Olympics were your chance...or 2006...or? lol 2010, that's never gonna happen
2.You were late for school every morning because of early morning practice a few times
4.Your skatebag was a suitcase with wheels and it broke every month
ahaha lol so true
7.Your gloves smelled of hairspray and frozen snot AHAHA
8.Breaking in new skates was the worst thing in the whole world my god yes!
9.You had a love hate relationship with the lady who taped the results sheet to the wall VERY MUCH SO!
10. You complained about biased judges yet gave them huge fake smiles during your spiral sequence or the beginning and u skate by them
12.You wished that you were a boy so that you automatically made it to divisionals AHAHA YEAAA! geez they have like 4 competitors
17. Your feet were covered in blisters and you swear you had new bones formingYES!
18.Your wore "ankle jellies"bunga pads =D
20. Your idea of a good night was hockey players arriving early for their games while you were skating lmaooo!
22. You and your parents knew every arena worker on a first name basisKEN!!!
25. When you had skating friends over you almost always either: made up routines to classical music & judged each other, practised off ice jumps, and lifts. lol that's why i looove classical music!!
27. Your mother, who never skated, knew every jump and spin, but your dad knew one thing: "Well you must've done well because you didn't fall".haha yes
28. You wore those awful bike shorts with pads under your tights. BUM PADS!!! =D
29. Instead of spending your summers outside in the warmth, you spent them inside in the cold.always!
31. the movie ice princess p*ssed you off, because if it took you 6 months to land an axel, there's no way this girl could be doing triples right away!haha yessss!
32. you owned one of those shirts that said "if figure skating were easy, it would be called hockey".LMAO
34.To you, the word "stroking" is not a dirty word.AHAHAHA i've always hated stroking!!!
i skate because i can, you watch because you
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