nona May our occasional tears serve to make the joys seem all that more wonderful
My favorite bashing-men quotes from my favorite book:
-Why are women so much more interesting to men than men are to women?
-When he's late for dinner, I know he's either having an affair or dead in the street. I always hope it's the street.
-If men can run the world, why can't they stop wearing neckties? How intelligent is it to start the day by tying a little noose around your neck?
-The more I know about men, the more I like dogs.
-Needing a man is like needing a parachute. If he's not there the first time, chances are you wont be needing him again.
-Women must get off the pedestal. Men put us up there to get us out of the way.
-There is, of course, no reason for the existense of the male sex except that sometimes one needs help with moving the piano.
-Whatever women do they must do twice as well as men to be thought half as good. Luckily, this is not difficult.
-'The day he moved out was terrible, the evening she went through hell, his absence wasnt a problem, but the corscrew had gone as well.'
-The average girl would rather have beauty than brains because she knows the average man can see much better than he can think.
-Womens faults are many. Men only have two: everything they say and everything they do.
-A man who correctly guesses a womens age may be smart but he's not very bright.
-'I never married because I have three pets at home that answer the same purpose as a husband. I have a dog that growls every morning, a parrot that swears all afternoon, and a cat that comes home late at night.'
-Men are like street cars, another comes along every fifteen minutes, the trick is not to let one run you over.
-I am a marvelous housekeeper. Every time I leave a man, I keep his house.
-To really know a man, observe his behavior with a woman, a flat tire and a child.
-Some women cant take a joke. Others prefer one to no husband at all.
-A women without a man is like a fish without a bicycle.
-The best way through a man's heart is through his ego.
-Men have charisma; women have vital statistics.
-Why are women so much more interesting to men than men are to women?
-When he's late for dinner, I know he's either having an affair or dead in the street. I always hope it's the street.
-If men can run the world, why can't they stop wearing neckties? How intelligent is it to start the day by tying a little noose around your neck?
-The more I know about men, the more I like dogs.
-Needing a man is like needing a parachute. If he's not there the first time, chances are you wont be needing him again.
-Women must get off the pedestal. Men put us up there to get us out of the way.
-There is, of course, no reason for the existense of the male sex except that sometimes one needs help with moving the piano.
-Whatever women do they must do twice as well as men to be thought half as good. Luckily, this is not difficult.
-'The day he moved out was terrible, the evening she went through hell, his absence wasnt a problem, but the corscrew had gone as well.'
-The average girl would rather have beauty than brains because she knows the average man can see much better than he can think.
-Womens faults are many. Men only have two: everything they say and everything they do.
-A man who correctly guesses a womens age may be smart but he's not very bright.
-'I never married because I have three pets at home that answer the same purpose as a husband. I have a dog that growls every morning, a parrot that swears all afternoon, and a cat that comes home late at night.'
-Men are like street cars, another comes along every fifteen minutes, the trick is not to let one run you over.
-I am a marvelous housekeeper. Every time I leave a man, I keep his house.
-To really know a man, observe his behavior with a woman, a flat tire and a child.
-Some women cant take a joke. Others prefer one to no husband at all.
-A women without a man is like a fish without a bicycle.
-The best way through a man's heart is through his ego.
-Men have charisma; women have vital statistics.
Why can't things go my way once in a while?
In a mental institution a nurse walks into a room and sees a patient acting like he's driving a car.
The nurse asks him, "Charlie what are you doing?"
Charlie replied, "Driving to Chicago!"
The nurse wishes him a good trip and leaves the room.
The next day the nurse enters Charlie's room just as he stops driving his imaginary car and asks, "Well Charlie, how you doing?"
Charlie says, "I just got into Chicago."
"Great," replied the nurse.
The nurse leaves Charlie's room and goes across the hall into Bob's room and finds Bob sitting on his bed masturbating vigorously.
With surprise she asks, "Bob what are you doing!?"
Bob says, "I'm screwing Charlie's wife while he's in Chicago!"
Girls: PMS is not an excuse.
Love Harry Potter
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