How much are you worth?

Hair color:
Brunette $40
Natural Blonde $50
Bottle Blonde $45
Black $40
Redhead $45
Other $15

Eye Color
Blue $25
Green $15
Brown $20
Grey $15
Hazel $20

Height:
Under 5' $20
5' - 5'8" $25
5'9" - 6' $30
Over 6' $35

Age:
13 and under-$10
14-16 -$15
17-18 $20
19-21 $25
22-30 $20

Education:
Middle School $30
Still in high school $45
High School Grad $50

Birth Order:
Only child $15
First born $50
last born $40
Middle child $30
Other $20

Smoke?
Yes $0
No $20

Drink?
Never $35
Sometimes, depends on occasion $30
1-5 x's month $25
6-10 x's month $20
11+ x's month $15

Vision?
No correction $30
Glasses $10
Contacts $15
Surgical correction $20

Car Color (parents):
Red $50
Blue $30
Green $30
Silver/Gold $45
White $20
Black $25
Other $20

Shoe Size:
5/6 $20
7/8 $30
9+ $15

Subtotal: $295

Did you have to use a calculator to add this up?
No $100
Yes $50

1) Honestly, are you happy right now?
not really, i'm confused and tired of it.

2) Honestly, what color is your underwear?
pink and yellow...

3) Honestly, whats on your mind right now?
alot of things -.-

4) Honestly, what are you doing right now?
typing, and listening to music

5) Honestly, what did you do today?
went to school,then mall then home now

6) Honestly, do you think you are attractive?
lol uhh no

7) Honestly, have you done something bad today?
hahah, by accident...

8) Honestly, do you watch disney channel?
hahah, sometimes

9) Honestly, are you jealous of someone right now?
hahah, yep

10) Honestly, what makes you happy?
no homework

11) Honestly, do you bite your nails?
nope

12) Honestly, what is your mood right now?
super confused

13) Honestly, do you want to see someone this very minute?
yeahhhh

14) Honestly, do you have a deep dark secret?
nopee

15) Honestly, do you hate someone right now?
not reallyyy

16) Honestly, who do you want to hug right now?
uhh someoneee =)

17) Honestly, are you in denial?
hahah, am i?

18) Honestly, wouldn't you rather be having sex right now?
nopeee

19) Honestly, do you like someone?
eheh yahh

20) Honestly, does anyone like you?
im not sureee

21) Honestly, did you answer all these questions honestly?
hahah yeah.

The Rebellious Teen Purity Test
100 questions. Add up your "yes"
Scoring is at the end of the test.

Sex
Have you ever made out with the opposite sex?: No
The same sex?: No
Someone you weren't in a relationship with?: No
Have you done anything that qualifies as 'almost sex'?: No
To both genders?: No
Had sex in a public place?: No
Have you cheated on someone?: No
Cheated with someone?: No
Looked at/bought/DL'd/watched porn?: No
Do you take birth control/carry condoms around?: No
TOTAL: 0

Drugs
Have you smoked cigars more than once?: No
Used weed or other natural substances, like shrooms or salvia?: No
Used hard drugs? No
Used needle drugs or inhalants?: No
Used prescription pills to get high?: No
Bought drugs?: No
Sold drugs?: No
Introduced someone else to their first drug?: No
Overdosed?: No
Been in rehab or in trouble with the law for drugs?: No
TOTAL: 0

Rock N' Roll
Do you listen to hard rock, metal, punk, grunge or hardcore gangster rap?: Yes
Have you been to a real rock/metal/punk concert?: No
Have you moshed, headbanged, or slam-danced, or do you often?: No
Are you or have you been in a rock/metal/punk band?: No
Have you had complaints from neighbours for loud music?: No
Do you rave, or have you been to one?:Yes
Does your music typically contain screaming or lots of profanity?: No
Does your music typically talk about anarchy, crime, suicide or drugs?: No
TOTAL: 2

Smashed
Have you drank hard alcohol?: Yes
Do you drink often?: No
Have you taken shots?: No
Have you thrown up from drinking?: No
Have you passed out?: No
Have you played drinking games?: No
Was your first real drink before the age of 15?: Yes
Have you woken up not remembering the night before?: No
Have you done anything sexual while drunk that you wouldn't have sober?: No
Have you ever paid a stranger to buy you booze?: No
TOTAL: 2

Five-Finger Discounts & Mailbox Baseball
Have you shoplifted?: No
Have you gone joyriding or broken into someone's house?: No
Used a fake ID?: No
Have you done real graffiti (other than bathroom stall notes)?: No
Any other kind of vandalism, like mailbox baseball or breaking a window?: No
Been naked or drunk (or both at once) in public?: No
Are you/have you been in a street gang?: No
Packed a weapon?: No
Caused a fire, car accident, or other dangerous situation?: No
Ever been arrested?: No
TOTAL: 0

A Disruption to Other Students
Have you failed a class?: No
Been suspended?: No
Been expelled?: No
Cut class?: No
Cussed out a teacher, humiliated/pranked them, or vandalised their stuff?: No
Stolen from someone's locker, or put something nasty in it?: No
Held or participated in a protest at school?: No
Got into a fight at school?: No
Done drugs at school?: No
Deliberately offended or humiliated the principal?: No
TOTAL: 2

She's Got A Septum Ring and Green Liberty Spikes
Have you gotten piercings in places other than the ears?: No
Have you dyed your hair unnatural or unusual colours?: No
Have you gotten any tattoos?: No
Have you ever had a mohawk, dreads, liberty spikes, or other odd hairdos?: No
Have you ever cut your own hair or shaved your head?: Yes
Do you wear dark or unusual makeup? (or any makeup, if you're male): No
Do you wear any unusual accessories (like bunnyears, fangs, armwarmers)?: No
Do you ever dress slutty, gothy, punk, raver, gangsta, emo, artsy, hippie, etc.?: No
Do you usually sag your pants, wear chains or spikes, or wear all black?: No
Do you like to make or modify your own clothing?: No
Do you break the school dress code often?: No
TOTAL: 1

Shit Happens
Have you ever been in juvy or prison?: No
Have you been the victim of a violent crime?: No
Have you committed a violent crime?: No
Have you ever almost died?: Yes
Do you have any mental illnesses?: No
Is your family a dysfunctional mess?: No
Have you attempted suicide?: No
Have you ever self-mutilated or had an eating disorder?: No
Have you ever had a substance habit?: No
TOTAL: 1

We're Very Disappointed In You, Son
Ever snuck out of the house or snuck someone in?: NO
Ever had a party while your parents were out?: No
Ever steal from your parents?: No
Ever crash your parents' car?: No
Run away?: NO
Been grounded for a month or more?: No
Been caught by your parents in the act of doing something illegal?: No
Been caught by your parents while doing anything intimate with someone?: No
Had a parent say you couldn't hang out with a certain person?: Yes
Had a parent toss (search) your room/backpack/car?: No
TOTAL: 1

Amateur Jackass
Ever skinnydipped?: No
Set something large on fire?: Yes
Stapled yourself?: No
Jumped into water with all your clothes on?: Yes
Played a well-planned, huge, public practical joke on someone?: Yes
Ridden or raced in shopping carts?: Yes
Streaked?: No
Danced on a table Coyote Ugly style?: No
Stayed up for two or more nights in a row on purpose?: Yes
Set off illegal fireworks?: No
Made mass amounts of prank calls at once?: Yes
TOTAL:6

BIG TOTAL: 15
now multiply your score by 2.
Find your score:
0% - 10%: Impossible. I'm surprised you're even old enough to read this.
11% - 20%: Pretty damn innocent. I say you need more internet exposure.
21% - 30%: Pretty sheltered...you go to church, right?
31% - 40%: OK, this is acceptable - you might still be young. Go party.
41% - 50%: You've played it a little safe, but still have a lot of fun.
51% - 60% - There we go, you're the average rebellious teen.
61% - 70%: You can party. Either that, or you just have lots of problems.
71% - 80%: You're experienced in the art of rebelling, that's for sure.
81% - 90%: Damn, you might actually wanna slow down...91% - 100 (or more)%: How on earth are you still alive? You've actually done it all

Girl Confessions:
Bold the ones that apply to you.

I do wear make up.
I can't help but look in a mirror if I pass by one.
I occasionally sleep naked.
I wear toe nail polish.
I have cried at a movie theater.
I've purposely talked to a guy my boyfriend didn't like.
I love chocolate covered pretzels.
I like getting flowers.
I can put mascara on without opening my mouth.
I'd do anything for that special guy.
I can get jealous easily.
I love cuddling.
I think Johnny Depp is sexy.
I've gotten a detention.
I've gotten suspended.
I've gotten expelled.
I've wrecked a car.
I love to laugh.
I like rock.
I like death/grind/black metal.
I like rap.
I like techno.
I carry a purse everywhere.
I carry a bag everywhere.
I'd be lost without my cell phone.
I'd be lost without my mp3/CD player/music in general.
I own/did own a Spice Girls CD.
I own/did own a Britney Spears CD.
I own/did own a boy band CD.
I don't think football is boring.
I love a skater boys
I love athletic boys.
I love punk guys.
I love gangsta guys.
I love emo guys.
I love gothic guys.
I love guys that are just themselves.
I like guys with long hair.
I think guys are confusing.
I've been called a tease.
I've been called a bad influence.
I've been called a slut.
I think lip gloss is better then lipstick.
I can't leave the house without makeup.
I can dance.
I play video games, even when there are other people around.
I say that my friends are the best, and they're important to me.
I want to be with a certain someone right now.
I drink way too much.
I smoke way too much
I have a tattoo.
I have been to more than 5 concerts.
I am a hopeless romantic.
I do love someone.
I have been heart broken.
I still love him...
I am self-consious.
I love to have a girls night.

[x] know how to make a pot of coffee.
[] I keep track of dates using a calander.
[] I own more than one credit card.
[] I know how to change the oil in my moms car.
[x] I do my own laundry.
[] I vote every election.
[x] I can cook for myself
[] I think politics are exciting.
[] I balance my checkbook.
[] My parents have better things to say than my friends.

total: 3

[x] I show up for school/college/work every day early.
[x] I always carry a pen in my pocket/purse.
[] I've never gotten a detention.
[x] I have never smoked a cigarette.
[x] I have never gotten completely trashed.
[] I have forgotten my own birthday at least once.
[] I like to take walks by myself.
[] I've watched talk shows.
[] I know what 'credibility' means without looking it up.
[x] I drink coffee at least once a week.

total: 5

[x] I know how to do the dishes.
[x] I can count to 10 in another language.
[] When I say I'm going to do something I do it.
[x] My parents trust me.
[x] I can mow the lawn.
[x] I can make adults laugh without being stupid.
[] I remember to water the plants.
[x] I study when I have to.
[x] I pay attention at school/college. sometimes, when im energetic.
[] I remember to feed my pets.

total: 6

[x] can spell 'experience' without looking it up
[] I work out on a regular basis
[x] I clean up my own mess.
[] The people at Starbucks know me by name.
[] my favorite kind of food is take out.
[] I have gained weight since middle/high school
[] The first thing I do when I wake up is get caffeine.
[x] I can go to the store without getting something I don't need.
[] I understand political jokes the first time they are said.
[x] I can type quickly.

total: 4

[] I have realized that the weather forecast changes every hour.
[] My only friends are from my place of employment.
[] I have been to a tupperware party.
[x] I have realized that no one will take you seriously unless you are over the age of 25 and have a job.
[] I have more bills than I can pay.
[] All my friends are older than I am.
[x] I can say no to staying out all night.
[x] I use the internet every day.
[] My wardrobe hasn't changed in a while.
[x] I can read a book and actually finish it.

total: 4

Add up all the number and repost this as: "MY marriage age is..."

.:VIRGO:. The Virgin
Dominant in relationships. Sexy. someone loves them right now. Freak in bed. Always wants the last word. Caring. Smart. Intellectual. Attractive. Loud. Loyal. Easy to talk to. Hard to forget Love at first sight. Everything you ever wanted. Easy to please. The one and only. Ultimate sexiness. 7 years of bad luck if you do not repost.


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.:SCORPIO:. The sex addict
Can be mean. EXTREMELY sexy. Intelligent. Energetic. Predict future. Most erotic. (Freak in bed.) (GREAT kisser.) Always get what they want. Sexy. Attractive. Easy going. Loves being in long relationships. Talkative. The sexiest ever....Romantic. Caring. 4 years of bad luck if you do not repost.


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.:LIBRA:. The lame lover
Very pretty. Very romantic. Nice to everyone They meet. Their Love is one of a kind. Silly, fun and sweet. Have own unique sexiness. Most caring person you will ever meet! Amazing n Bed..!!! Did I say Amazing in Bed? not the kind of person you wanna #### with... u might end up crying... the most irresistible. 9 years of bad luck if you do not repost.


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.:ARIES:. The Liar
Outgoing. Lovable. Spontanious. Not one to #### with. Erotic. Funny. Take you on trips to the moon in bed. Excellent kisser EXTREMELY sexy. Loves being in long relationships.=) Addictive. Loud. best in bed. 16 years of bad luck if you do not repost.


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.:AQUARIUS:. Does it in the water
Trustworthy. Sexy. Great kisser. One of a kind. Loves being in long-term relationships. Extremely energetic. Unpredictable. Will exceed your expectations. Not a Fighter, But will Knock your lights out. Amazing in bed, THE BEST LOVERS BETTER THAN EVERYONE! 2 years of bad luck if you do not repost.


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.:GEMINI:. Does Twosomes
Nice. Love is one of a kind. Great listeners Very Good in bed. Lover not a fighter, but will still knock you the #### out. Trustworthy. Always happy. Loud. Talkative. Outgoing VERY FORGIVING. Loves to make out. Has a beautiful smile. Generous. Strong. ULTRA SEXY. THE MOST IRRESISTABLE. 9 years of bad luck if you do not repost.


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.:LEO:. The Lion in bed
Great talker. Sexy and passionate. Laid back. Knows how to have fun. Is really good at. Great kisser. Unpredictable. Outgoing. Down to earth. Addictive. Attractive. Loud. Loves being in long relationships. Talkative. Not one to mess with. Rare to find. Good when found. 7 years of bad luck if you do not repost.


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.:CANCER:. The Cutie
MOST AMAZING KISSER. Very high ### appeal. Great in bed!!! Love is one of a kind. Very romantic. Most caring person you will ever meet! Entirely creative. Extremely random and proud of it. Freak in bed. Spontaneous. Great tellin stories. Not a Fighter, But will Knock your lights out if it comes down to it. Someone you should hold on to. 12 years of bad luck if you do not repost.

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.:PISCES:. The Piece of ass
Caring and kind. Smart. Center of attention. Too Sexy, DAMN IT. Very high ### appeal. Has the last word. The best to find, hardest to keep. Fun to be around. Freak in the sheets. Extremely weird but in a good way. Super good in bed. Good Sense of Humor!!! Thoughtful. A partner for life. Always gets what he or she wants. Loves to joke. Very popular. Silly, fun and sweet. 5 years of bad luck if you do not repost.


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.:CAPRICORN The passionate Lover
Love to bust. Nice. Sassy. Intelligent. Sexy. Predict future. Irrestible, awesome kisser. Loves being in long relationships. Great talker. Always gets what he or she wants. BY FAR the BEST in BED. Very sexy. Coolest. Loves to own Gemini's in sports. Extremely fun. Loves to joke. Loves to be your first. So you'll never forget. Smart. 24 years of bad luck if you do not repost.


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.:TAURUS The Tramp
Aggressive. Freak in bed. Rare to find! Loves being in long relationships.=] Likes to give a good fight for what they want. Extremely outgoing. Sexy as ........ Loves to help people in times of need. Outstanding kisser. Very funny. Awesome personality. Stubborn. Sexual as ......... Most caring person you will ever meet! One of a kind. Not one to #### with. Are the most sexiest people on earth! 15 years of bad luck if you do not repost.


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.:SAGITTARIUS:. The Sexy one
Spontaneous. Horny. Freak in Bed. High appeal. Rare to find. Great when found. Loves being in long relationships. The one. So much love to give. Not one to mess with. Very pretty. Very romantic. Nice to everyone They meet. Their Love is one of a kind. Silly, fun and sweet. Have own unique sexiness. Most caring person you will ever meet! Amazing in Bed..!!! Did I say Amazing in Bed? Not the kind of person you wanna with you might end up crying. 4 years of bad luck if you do not

THE UNCOMFORTABLE SURVEY
lets see if you can get through it. if not; you're too scared about your past.

Longest relationship:
1 and a half month

Shortest relationship:
1 and a half month

How many boyfriends/girlfriends have told you that they love you?
one

Have you ever thought that you were going to marry the person you were with?
At one point, yes.

Have you ever loved someone so much that it hurt?
Yes.

Have you ever made a boyfriend or girlfriend cry?
nope

Are you happier single or in a relationship?
both..

Have you ever been cheated on?
kinda...

Have you ever cheated on your boyfriend/girlfriend?
Never.

Have you ever had your heart broken?
Yes.

Have you ever broken someone's heart?
Yes....i think....

Talk to any of your ex's?
Sometimes

If you could go back in time and change things to where you could still be with one of your ex's, would you?
yeah

Think any of your ex's feel the same way?
Meh.

Do you believe that you are a good boyfriend or girlfriend?
Yes, I do believe that..

Have you dated people who were not good to you?
Yes I have.

Have you been in an abusive relationship?
no

Have you dated someone older then you?
no

Dated someone younger then you?
Yes

Do you regret anything that you have or haven't done with a boyfriend or girlfriend?
yeahh

Do you believe everyone deserves a second chance?
Indeed.

Believe in love at first sight?
Yes. sometimes

Ever dated two people at once?
Same as cheating, so no.

Ever been given an Engagement ring?
No.

Do you have something to say to any of your ex's?
Yes.

Ever stole someone's boyfriend or girlfriend?
Never.

Ever liked someone else's boyfriend or girlfriend?
nope

Does heartbreak really feel as bad as it sounds?
A lot worse than it sounds. It kills.

1 am I hot?:
2 am I a flirt?:
3 am I sweet?:
4 am I crazy?:
5 am I loveable?:
6 am I funny?:
7 am I annoying?:
8 am I psycho?:
9 am I daring?:
10 am I a good person?:
11 am I a good dancer?:
12 am I a fun person to be around?:
13 am I a good friend?:
14 am I always looking for a good time?:
15 am I always looking for an adrenalin rush?:
16 am I horrible?:

--Would you
1 hug me?:
2 miss me if I was gone?:
3 kiss me?:
4 listen to my problems?:
5 hug me if I cried?:

--Would you [Opposite sex only]
1 ever go out with me?:
2 if you already have will you do it again?:
3 ever love me?:
4 ever wanna make out?:
5 ever talk bad about me if we broke up?:

--How well do you know me
1 when's my birthday?:
2 how old am I?:
3 what school do I go to?:
4 do I have any siblings-what are their names if i do have any?:
5 who is my most current ex?:
6 who is my best friend?:
7 who am I crushing on?:
8 favourite animal?:
9 favourite Sport?:
10 favourite TV show?:
11 favourite song/songs?:
12 favourite things to do?:

--Who am I
1 what TV star do I most remind you of?:
2 what song would you dedicate to me or most reminds you of me?:
3 what famous person do I most resemble?:

--If you could
1 give me a new name what would it be and why?:
2 hook me up with someone (really), who would it be and why?:
3 do one thing with me what would it be and why?:
4 drop me one piece of advice?:

--Just a Few extra
1 what do you love about me?:
2 what do you hate about me?:
3 what is my best quality?:
4 if you could change one thing about me what would it be?:
5 what is you honest opinion of me?

Body:
[ ] You have a boyfriend/girlfriend/fiance/husband/wife
[x] You have your own room.
[ ] You own a cellphone.
[x] You have an ipod/mp3 player.
[x] Your parents are still married.
[x] You have more than 2 best friends.
[ ] There is a pool in your backyard
T O T A L: 4

[x] You dress how you want to.
[x] You hang out with friends more than once a week.
[x]There is a computer/laptop in your room.
[ ]You have never been beaten up.
[ ] You dont cry more than twice a month
[x] You are allowed to listen to the music you want to.
[x] Your room is big enough for you.
[x] People don't use you for something you have.
[x] You have been to a concert.
T 0 T A L: 7

[?] You have over 50 friends on nexopia.
[x] You have pictures of you on nexopia.
[x] Your parents let you have a nexopia.
[x] You get allowance or get money whenever you ask for it.
[x i stopped though] you collect something normal.
[xsometimes] You look forward to going to school.
[x] You don't wish you were someone else.
[x] You play a sport.
[x] You do something after school.
T 0 T A L: 8

[ ] You own a car/truck.
[ ] You usually don't fight with your parent(s).
[x] You are happy with your appearance
[x] You have never got a failing grade on a report card in your life
[x] You have friends
T 0 T A L: 3

[x] You know what is going on in the world.
[x] You care about so many people.
[x] You are happy with your life
[x] You usually aren't sick.
[x] You know more than one language
[x] You have a screen name.
[x] You own a pet.
[ ] you know the words to more than 5 songs.
[ ] You dont have any enemies
[x] You are happy where you're living.
T O T A L: 8

Now add it all up and times it by 3.
Overall Total:90%
101- 120 A+
100-93%:A
92-85%: B
84-77%: C
76-70%:D
69-00%:E

[1] Who are you?
[2] Are we friends?
[3] When and how did we meet?
[4] How have I affected you?
[5] What do you think of me?
[6] What's the fondest memory you have of me?
[7] How long do you think we will be friends or enemies?
[8] Do you love me?
[9] Have I ever hurt you?
[10] Would you hug me?
[11] Would you kiss me?
[12] Am I nice to you?
[13] Are we close?
[14] Emotionally, what stands out?
[15] Do you wish I was cooler?
[16] On a scale of 1-10, how nice am I?
[17] Give me a nickname and explain why you picked it.
[18] Am I loveable?
[19] How long have you known me?
[20] Describe me in one word.
[21] What was your first impression?
[22] Do you still think that way about me now?
[23] What do you think my weakness is?
[24] Do you think that I am wierd?
[25] What about me makes you happy?
[26] What about me makes you sad?
[27] What reminds you of me?
[28] What's something you would change about me?
[29] How well do you know me?
[30] Ever wanted to tell me something but couldn't?
[31] Do you think I would kill someone?
[33] What song reminds you of me?
[34] If I died would you cry?
[35] When was the last time we faught?
[36] Are you going to put this on your journal and see what I say about you?
[38] If we where going on a date where would you take me?
[39] If I told you I had three weeks to live what would you want to do before I died?
[40]Do you think I willl get married?