YOUR B-DAY
JANUARY-----------I KICKED
FEBRUARY---------I TAPPED
MARCH-------------I BEAT
APRIL---------------I SLAPPED
MAY-----------------I DREAMED ABOUT
JUNE----------------I FUCKED
JULY-----------------I BITCH SLAPPED
AUGUST------------ I PUNCHED
SEPTEMBER--------I KISSED
OCTOBER-----------I LICKED
NOVEMBER---------I BIT
DECEMBER---------I RAPED
- DAY [NUMBER] YOU WERE BORN ON
1--------MY NEIGHBOR
2--------MY FRIENDS PANTS
3--------MYSELF
4--------YOU
5-------- A MEXICAN
6--------A HOBO
7--------HIM/HER
8--------P.DIDDY
9--------A PUERTO RICAN BOY
10-------A BANANA
11-------A SPOON
12-------A DUMBASS
13-------A HOE
14-------A PICKLE
15-------A LAWN GNOME
16-------A MY GIRLFRIEND
17-------MY BEST FRIENDS BOYFRIEND
18-------YOUR MOM
19-------A LESBIAN
20-------A PREP
21------- MY UNCLE
22-------A HOMO
23-------MY TRUE LOVE/CRUSH
24-------MY SANDWICH
25-------1000 PEOPLE
26-------A NOODLE
27-------A GOTH
28-------MY BOYFRIEND
29-------A SEXY BITCH
30-------MY EX
31------- Spongebob
- COLOR OF YOUR SHIRT
WHITE---------BECAUSE THAT BITCH STOLE MY TACO
BLACK----------BECAUSE IM SEXY AND I DO WHAT I WANT.
PINK------------BECAUSE IM IN LOVE
YELLOW--------BECAUSE THE VOICES TOLD ME TO.
BLUE------------BECAUSE I CAN DO THAT SHIT
GREEN----------BECAUSE THAT’S HOW I ROLL
PURPLE---------BECAUSE I CAN
GRAY------------BECAUSE I KEEP IT GANGSTER
NO SHIRT------BECAUSE IM JUST PLAIN STUPID
ORANGE--------BECAUSE THAT’S HOW I ROLL.
RED-------------BECAUSE I WAS HIGH
MAROON-------BECAUSE I WAS DRUNK.
BROWN---------BECAUSE IM EMO
STRIPED--------BECAUSE UR MOM SAID SO
TURQUOISE----BECAUSE I LOVE IT
TAN--------------BECAUSE HE WAS FINE
OTHER-----------BECAUSE IT WAS ILLEGAL
I kicked your mom because i can do that shit.
