T h i s s e c t i o n h a s n o c o n t e n t .
C o i n c i d e n t a l l y , I h a v e n o m o r a l s .
I PREFER ADVENTURE.
Hello, my name is Sam.
If I seem boring in real life,
I must not like you very much.
You're boring me to death.
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I'm a man. I eat steak and hit bitches.
BASICS
| Height: | Over 194 cm (over 6'5") |
| Birthday: | January 05, 1989 |
| Living Situation: | Living alone |
| Location: | England, United Kingdom, Europe, World |
INTERESTS
| Animals/Pets: | Rodents |
| Music: | House |
YOU'LL KNOW EVERYTHING ABOUT ME.
I prefer adventure.
T h i s s e c t i o n h a s n o c o n t e n t .
C o i n c i d e n t a l l y , I h a v e n o m o r a l s .
I PREFER ADVENTURE.
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Hello, my name is Sam.
If I seem boring in real life,
I must not like you very much.
You're boring me to death.
T h i s s e c t i o n h a s n o c o n t e n t .
C o i n c i d e n t a l l y , I h a v e n o m o r a l s .
I PREFER ADVENTURE.
Hello, my name is Sam.
If I seem boring in real life,
I must not like you very much.
You're boring me to death.
YESYESYESES.
Irish creme.
Loose women.
Orange.
Purple.
Entertainment.
Wit.
People who have their Likes in alphabetical order.
J.Catalano.
ModestMouse.
Green Tea.
Green tea ice cream.
Green tea cake.
Green tea pocky.
A man in gloves.
Germanic curses.
Mau.
Cute as fuck!
"I never said I was a role model."
Marshmallow peeps.
When strangers call me pet names.
Ninth grade boy fever.
BLENZ.
Chuck Palahniuk.
How my brother calls me J.
COCA
COLA.
The nighttime.
I pretend not to hear the phone.
Fck yew, I dew wat I want.
Foreign drama.
Foreign comedy.
Foreign horror.
Long car rides.
Getting there.
Satire.
Dark laughter.
Fanboys.
Kids In The Hall.
Jealousy. All jealousy.
All dem bitches nd hoes.
Punctuation!
Daft Punk.
Dub.
Trailers for films I haven't yet seen.
Butterfly kisses.
That corny side smile that accompanies "Baby".
CUTE!
Baths.
The first season of Roswell.
The first season of Arrested Development.
Ben's Hanukkah Mix.
When B comes back from Thailand at the same time B comes back from Alaska.
VICE.
Fatties.
Chocolate cigars. Mint.
January 20.
When people can't guess my age.
Lies.
Re-discovering music.
Perception.
Reading.
Smooth talkers and all that filthy shit.
When the wholesome girls I knew in highschool graduate, join sororities,
and turn into the biggest fucking sluts in this five-town radius. I fucking love it!
Okay, just slutty girls.
Reverberation.
Suprises.
123456seven890.
Chocolate milkshakes.
Milkshakes.
One-night-stand-ers.
Total, complete wrecks.
3.00AM.
Confrontation.
When people I know totally lose their shit on someone else or themselves.
How new everything is. Spring is here.
Ice cream sandwiches.
Getting physical.
Sleeping when I shouldn't be.
Hot long-grain rice.
Sneezing.
Staying home from school.
Going out from home.
When it gets too hot to wear clothes to bed.
Seattle.
B&B.
Necrophiliac.
For realz.
I love Racism! Stuff like this!
And this!
Have you ever noticed that bigots have a very limited selection of vocabulary?
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Dear attractive woman number 2,
Only once in my life have I responded to a person the way I've responded to you, but I've forgotten when it was or even if it was in fact me that responded.
I may not know much, but I know that the wind sings your name endlessly, although with a slight lisp that makes it difficult to understand if I'm standing near an air conditioner.
I know that your hair sits atop your head as though it could sit nowhere else.
I know that your figure would make a sculptor cast aside his tools, injuring his assistant who was looking out the window instead of paying attention.
I know that your lips are as full as that sexy french model's that I desperately want to fuck.
I know that if for an instant I could have you lie next to me, or on top of me, or sit on me, or stand over me and shake, then I would be the happiest man in my pants.
I know all of this, and yet you do not know me. Change your life; accept my love. Or, at least let me pay you to accept it.
Loose women.
Orange.
Purple.
Entertainment.
Wit.
People who have their Likes in alphabetical order.
J.Catalano.
ModestMouse.
Green Tea.
Green tea ice cream.
Green tea cake.
Green tea pocky.
A man in gloves.
Germanic curses.
Mau.
Cute as fuck!
"I never said I was a role model."
Marshmallow peeps.
When strangers call me pet names.
Ninth grade boy fever.
BLENZ.
Chuck Palahniuk.
How my brother calls me J.
COCA
COLA.
The nighttime.
I pretend not to hear the phone.
Fck yew, I dew wat I want.
Foreign drama.
Foreign comedy.
Foreign horror.
Long car rides.
Getting there.
Satire.
Dark laughter.
Fanboys.
Kids In The Hall.
Jealousy. All jealousy.
All dem bitches nd hoes.
Punctuation!
Daft Punk.
Dub.
Trailers for films I haven't yet seen.
Butterfly kisses.
That corny side smile that accompanies "Baby".
CUTE!
Baths.
The first season of Roswell.
The first season of Arrested Development.
Ben's Hanukkah Mix.
When B comes back from Thailand at the same time B comes back from Alaska.
VICE.
Fatties.
Chocolate cigars. Mint.
January 20.
When people can't guess my age.
Lies.
Re-discovering music.
Perception.
Reading.
Smooth talkers and all that filthy shit.
When the wholesome girls I knew in highschool graduate, join sororities,
and turn into the biggest fucking sluts in this five-town radius. I fucking love it!
Okay, just slutty girls.
Reverberation.
Suprises.
123456seven890.
Chocolate milkshakes.
Milkshakes.
One-night-stand-ers.
Total, complete wrecks.
3.00AM.
Confrontation.
When people I know totally lose their shit on someone else or themselves.
How new everything is. Spring is here.
Ice cream sandwiches.
Getting physical.
Sleeping when I shouldn't be.
Hot long-grain rice.
Sneezing.
Staying home from school.
Going out from home.
When it gets too hot to wear clothes to bed.
Seattle.
B&B.
Necrophiliac.
For realz.
I love Racism! Stuff like this!
you deserve to be hung you yellow sack of shit.
And this!
you can go pick some rice from my field you stupid little shit
stupid chinks
stupid chinks
Have you ever noticed that bigots have a very limited selection of vocabulary?
Dear attractive woman number 2,
Only once in my life have I responded to a person the way I've responded to you, but I've forgotten when it was or even if it was in fact me that responded.
I may not know much, but I know that the wind sings your name endlessly, although with a slight lisp that makes it difficult to understand if I'm standing near an air conditioner.
I know that your hair sits atop your head as though it could sit nowhere else.
I know that your figure would make a sculptor cast aside his tools, injuring his assistant who was looking out the window instead of paying attention.
I know that your lips are as full as that sexy french model's that I desperately want to fuck.
I know that if for an instant I could have you lie next to me, or on top of me, or sit on me, or stand over me and shake, then I would be the happiest man in my pants.
I know all of this, and yet you do not know me. Change your life; accept my love. Or, at least let me pay you to accept it.
NONONOS.
You dick.
Opaque balloons.
Acrylic nails.
Structured Religion.
Pseudo smokers.
There's Y O U R and then there's Y O U ' R E. None of this "ur" "yre" "yure" shite, you stupididiot.
U2.
Bono.
STUPID PEOPLE.
Gay jokes.
Fat jokes.
You're not funny.
Most webcam pictures.
How full I get.
How ugly everyone gets when they cry.
Ben Stiller.
Misleading situations.
I think the Subways are really fucking stupid.
"HACKED! BY _____! ROTFLX!" Really bloody stupid.
How nothing is going as Horrorshow as I'd like.
Sunday nights.
My family.
Immaturity.
Insincerity.
Who the hell do you think you are?
No more three times a week Little Shop lovin'.
No Elphinstone.
When people quote themselves. Get a brain.
Double standards.
Falling asleep while watching Interstella5555.
The daytime.
I have no sympathy for people like you.
When it becomes clear that I've wasted the day.
Pseudo Asians.
Beef.
Tanlines.
Misogyny.
The DTR talk.
Television commercials.
How some think the words "breath" and "breathe" are interchangeable; or simply cannot spell.
No Seymour.
Little Flower Academy.
Jesus.
Sleep.
Cillion.Vermillion.
Chloe.Zoe.
Everying she believes in.
Coke fingernails.
My baths feel lonely.
Most eyebrow piercings.
Unicorns.
Letdown.
SUNDAY NIGHT.
Gothic romance novels.
Uni.
January 29 - Febuary 2.
Reality.
Describing yourself as a "walking contradiction" is not as cute as you think.
It's just a lame excuse for being a hypocrite.
Uggos on the inside.
Macs.
Theatre Performance 11/12 H block.
Bikinis with heels. Lame.
Fur-lined apparel. This includes shoes. Especially shoes.
WHEN MABEL DECIDES TO GO AWAY TO JAPAN FOR 3 YEARS. FUCKING SHIT!
VANITY.
"The Lovely Bones" by Alice Sebold.
"Good times."
When people use song lyrics to describe how they feel. It means nothing to me.
Blog as an art form. Ew.
When I realize I've taken something for granted.
When I realize there is no going back.
When I realize nothing will ever stay the same.
When I realize that everything has changed.
When people back down from an argument.
Fucking fight me, you little bitch!
Seattle.
Invisalign.
Bedtime.
"Man."
"Dude."
Remembering.
Forgetting.
Headaches.
Unreasonable conversation.
When girls/boys match their eye make-up to what they're wearing. Sick.
STOMACH ULCERS.
When girls wear crushed velvet. Eww.
I AM A BITCH.
When fat birds don't look where they're going and smash into my window and die on my lawn.
How long digging a grave takes.
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I'm sorry for all that bullshit.
I'm actually a relatively nice person.
Opaque balloons.
Acrylic nails.
Structured Religion.
Pseudo smokers.
There's Y O U R and then there's Y O U ' R E. None of this "ur" "yre" "yure" shite, you stupididiot.
U2.
Bono.
STUPID PEOPLE.
Gay jokes.
Fat jokes.
You're not funny.
Most webcam pictures.
How full I get.
How ugly everyone gets when they cry.
Ben Stiller.
Misleading situations.
I think the Subways are really fucking stupid.
"HACKED! BY _____! ROTFLX!" Really bloody stupid.
How nothing is going as Horrorshow as I'd like.
Sunday nights.
My family.
Immaturity.
Insincerity.
Who the hell do you think you are?
No more three times a week Little Shop lovin'.
No Elphinstone.
When people quote themselves. Get a brain.
Double standards.
Falling asleep while watching Interstella5555.
The daytime.
I have no sympathy for people like you.
When it becomes clear that I've wasted the day.
Pseudo Asians.
Beef.
Tanlines.
Misogyny.
The DTR talk.
Television commercials.
How some think the words "breath" and "breathe" are interchangeable; or simply cannot spell.
No Seymour.
Little Flower Academy.
Jesus.
Sleep.
Cillion.Vermillion.
Chloe.Zoe.
Everying she believes in.
Coke fingernails.
My baths feel lonely.
Most eyebrow piercings.
Unicorns.
Letdown.
SUNDAY NIGHT.
Gothic romance novels.
Uni.
January 29 - Febuary 2.
Reality.
Describing yourself as a "walking contradiction" is not as cute as you think.
It's just a lame excuse for being a hypocrite.
Uggos on the inside.
Macs.
Theatre Performance 11/12 H block.
Bikinis with heels. Lame.
Fur-lined apparel. This includes shoes. Especially shoes.
WHEN MABEL DECIDES TO GO AWAY TO JAPAN FOR 3 YEARS. FUCKING SHIT!
VANITY.
"The Lovely Bones" by Alice Sebold.
"Good times."
When people use song lyrics to describe how they feel. It means nothing to me.
Blog as an art form. Ew.
When I realize I've taken something for granted.
When I realize there is no going back.
When I realize nothing will ever stay the same.
When I realize that everything has changed.
When people back down from an argument.
Fucking fight me, you little bitch!
Seattle.
Invisalign.
Bedtime.
"Man."
"Dude."
Remembering.
Forgetting.
Headaches.
Unreasonable conversation.
When girls/boys match their eye make-up to what they're wearing. Sick.
STOMACH ULCERS.
When girls wear crushed velvet. Eww.
I AM A BITCH.
When fat birds don't look where they're going and smash into my window and die on my lawn.
How long digging a grave takes.
I'm sorry for all that bullshit.
I'm actually a relatively nice person.