"What kind of woman would look at a cigarette and say, Finally someone out there is addressing my feminine tabacco needs?"
"Actually I just did that last week."
"Cowboy, you're a guy."
1) Go on google
2) Type your name
3) Type 'needs' after your name
4) Pick the first 5 needs that show up
1. Rachel needs help when she enters Manhattan's meat-packing district.
2. Rachel needs £5000 pounds...
3. Rachel needs to wise up she DIDN'T sit on the fence.
4. Rachel needs to join the Original Jyter's Group.
5. What is all this crap that Rachel needs to grow some balls?