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OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA

and the world rejoiced
 

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hey good-lookin'!

i <3 lee pace
 

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I &lt;3 this book!
"What kind of woman would look at a cigarette and say, Finally someone out there is addressing my feminine tabacco needs?"
"Actually I just did that last week."
"Cowboy, you're a guy."
 

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i might have to leave
EW EW EW EW EW
okay,
what the HELL is wrong with nexopia?
 

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guess who's going to shoot you.

looks like it's going to be the alcoholic prinicpal with the gun
since you just interupted him shooting his toy boats,
watch out or he might just push you off the deck instead
 

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yay mitchell davis!





 

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Flame Retardent.
1. Has anyone ever told you you have pretty eyes?
Yea

2. What kind of computer do have?
I have a computer, don't know what brand it is, but the monitor is a Philips.
And I have a Toshiba laptop.

3. What have you learned today?
I'm even less strong then I thought.

4. How many different people of the opposite sex have you cried over?
Oh I have no clue.

5. Do you like to smile?
Yeeeup.

6. How tall are you?
A bit taller than 5'4.

7. What do you want to be when you grow up?
Rich. Haha. A writer/director.

8. What time do you usually wake up on the weekends?
9:00

9. Do you like Peanut Butter?
I guess...

10. How much did you weigh when you were born?
8lbs 2oz

11. What brand of body lotion do you use?
Body lotion?

12. Should country music die?
Uh, NO!

13. If you could live in any other country, which one would you pick?
Ireland.

14. Where were you when you heard about the World Trade Towers?
I was on the playground in the morning it happened, and I had no idea what they were talking about.

15. Are camera phones worth it?
Dude, are there even phones without cameras anymore?

16. Are there too many commercials on T.V.?
Ehh, sometimes.

17. How many times have you moved?
Three times.

18. What color are your bed sheets?
Blue and white.

19. What would you look for in choosing a roommate?
Someone I already knew.

20. Do you ever keep arguing even when you know you're wrong?
Haha yeah.

21. What are the top physical traits you look for in a male/female?
Hair.

22. Do long distance relationships work?
Not if you're going to be long distance forever.

23. Scubadiving or skydiving?
Both.

24. Is there anyone you'd die for?
Quite a few.

25. Spell your name without an E,R,S,H,K,I,M,A,
CL

26. What are you listening to?
Chatter between my mother and father, mixed with Treehouse.

27. Is any part of your body sore?
My cheek hurts a little.

28. Are you happy with your life right now?
Totally.

29. Are you missing anyone?
No.

30. How do you earn money?
I work for it.

31. Are you outgoing?
Meh.

32. Where do you wish you were?
Two months back in time.

33. Are you slowly drifting away from someone close?
Possibly.

34. When was the last time you felt unbearably guilty?
When I slaughtered a whole room of people yesterday.

35. How is life going for you right now?
Didn't it just ask this?

36. When was the last time you held someone's hand and who?
Like three hours ago. Emily's.

37. Who can you tell everything to?
No one, but I tell my mom A LOT.

38. Who was the last person you talked to on MSN?
I have no clue, I haven't talked to someone on MSN since June or something.

39. Last words you spoke?
Hey Freddy! You're so cute aren't you? Yes you are!

40. Did you date someone you regret dating?
Nuhhh...

41. What is your natural hair color?
I like to call it "Straw."

42. What is the next concert you're going to?
I have no clue.

43. Can you play guitar hero?
Jeez Louise I don't know!

44. Do you like someone?
Yeah.

45. Do you prefer warm or cold weather?
I prefer "fall" weather.

46. Who was your last text from?
Probably Nicole.

47. What is the last movie you watched in theaters?
Umm, Kung Fu Panda. Even though that was at the Drive-In.

49. Coach Purse or NFL game tickets?
How about neither.

50. Do fish have feelings?
More than you know.

51. What do you currently smell like?
Probably horses, but I wouldn't know would I?

52. How old do you think you will be when you finally have kids?
Hopefully around 24 or something.

53. Would you rather watch football or baseball?
The X-Files.

54. What's the best thing about you?
I titled this "Flame Retardent."

55. Who is your number one person on your friends list?
Like.., what?

56. Do you feel like dancing?
No.

57. How much money do you have on you?
$45

58. Do you sleep naked?
Haha no, but... hehe.

59. Is there someone on your mind that shouldn't be?
Haha. No.

60. Do you burn easily in the sun?
Nope.

61. Do you speak another language other than English?
Yes, I speak fluent Spanish.

62. What made you happy today?
Winning the lottery.

63. Whats your ringtone?
"Call On Me." - Eric Prydz

64. Who were the last people you ate lunch with?
Heather, Emily, my Mom, my Dad.

65. What's the most important thing you've discovered about yourself lately?
The universe is there to serve me. Haha. it is my genie.

66. Where did your last hug take place?
Probably a couple hours ago.

67. Did you cry today?
No, but I did cry (or at least I almost did) when I watched Atonement on Friday.
IT WAS SO SAD!

68. Do people tell you that your pretty?
No.

69. If you had to wait for a person or move on, which one would you choose?
Depends who and what and when.

70. Where were you born?
Vancouver.

71. Do you have a reason to smile right now?
Yes.

72. What are you wearing right now?
Jeans, a tank top and a button up shirt.

73. Favorite Disney movie?
Hercules.

74. Have you ever been freaked out by people hearing you pee?
Awh yes.

75. What are you doing now?
This survey, thinking about a movie...

76. What were you doing today?
Went to the Armstrong Fair, won over $20, kept only $10.

77. Write the lyrics you heard in the song you listen:
I'm not listening to a song...?

78. Did you like this survey?
It was okay.
 

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just waiting and waiting
wow, how cool am i?
i've been sitting here at the computer for quite a while
waiting for philip defranco
to go on live on blogtv

AND IT STARTS IN 4 MINUTES!
 

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Stolz it from Kelsey
1) Go on google
2) Type your name
3) Type 'needs' after your name
4) Pick the first 5 needs that show up


1. Rachel needs help when she enters Manhattan's meat-packing district.
2. Rachel needs £5000 pounds...
3. Rachel needs to wise up she DIDN'T sit on the fence.
4. Rachel needs to join the Original Jyter's Group.
5. What is all this crap that Rachel needs to grow some balls?
 

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do not delete any questions, you have to answer them all.

one. will you answer every question honestly? possibly
two. have you ever stayed up all night while drunk or high? no
three. have you ever punched anyone in the face? kind of
four. do you miss anything or anyone? yes
five. what makes you laugh no matter what? sxephil or nicole
six. you kissed anyone on the lips within the past five hours? nope
seven. who was the last person you talked to? i'm talking to my mom
eight. what do you dislike at the moment? aptn
nine. name one person on your top friends who is the most like you? haha nicole


HARDER
one. do you get butterflies around the person you like? don't like anyone
two. do you think it is bad to have sex at your age? urrr... i dont know
three. will you get married? i plan to, yes
four. will you be doing drugs in the near future? hopefully not
five. do you lie about your age? kind of sometimes

VERY PERSONAL.
one. if you were to have sex right now would you use a condom? i would say so!
two. are you happy with yourself? other than the constant need to be someone i'm not, yes
three. would you change yourself for the person you love? jeez, i have no clue!
four. what do you tell yourself when times get hard? man this is hard

SECRETS.
one. when did you last cry? i almost cried at a book the other day but i don't remember when i actually last cried
two. do you believe in religion? other than judaism, no haha
three. when was the last time you fell asleep with a guy?
four. what is currently on your mind? keanu reeves
five. did you ever wish a close friend to death? yes, RIP Goldy Gill
six. has a guy ever seriously punched you more than once? uh, no
seven. have you ever made out until you ran out of breath? haha no
eight. do you think you were ever in love? ah yes, love...

SHOCKING.
one. have you ever dated your friend’s ex? nuh
two. have you done bad things with your parents near by? possibly...
three. have you started a horrible rumor about somebody? hahah YES!
four. did you ever fail the school year? no but i got an I once!
five. have you ever done hallucinogenic drugs?
six. have you ever been too drunk to remember a certain night? no
 

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ugh, i'm DYING here!
ITS TOO DAMN HOT!
 

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Hardyharharhar
Here is my problem with the ten commandments-
Why exactly are there 10? You simply do not need ten.
The list of ten commandments was artificially and deliberately inflated to get it up to ten.
Here’s what happened:
About 5,000 years ago a bunch of religious and political hustlers got together to try to
figure out how to control people and keep them in line.
They knew people were basically stupid and would believe anything they were told,
so they announced that God had given them some commandments, up on a mountain,
when no one was around. Well let me ask you this- when they were making this shit up,
why did they pick 10? Why not 9 or 11? I’ll tell you why- because 10 sounds official.
Ten sounds important! Ten is the basis for the decimal system, it’s a decade,
it’s a psychologically satisfying number (the top ten, the ten most wanted, the ten best dressed).
So having ten commandments was really a marketing decision!

 

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golly gee that's horrible
oh my goodness,
this is so terrible!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A5VNe9NTOxA
 

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Haha Shuffle Shame!

I LOVE URBAN DICTIONARY
the definitions are SO right!
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Mil​ey+Cyrus
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Chr​istian+Bale


Stupid Guy 1: Dude, did you see that movie Fight Club? We should so try that.
Stupid Guy 2: What? Holding a fight club or rolling a gigantic globe through the window of a coffee shop?
Stupid Guy 1: Dude, I forgot about that! That was so cool!
Less Stupid Guy: Hey, didn't some guy get shot because of that?
Stupid Guy 1: Yeah, but he was fat and had breasts.
 

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nasty,sick,gross,eww,freaky,evil
guess who's creepered out
about the guy who was decapitated on the

GREYHOUND BUS