Anorexia -
You have dry skin.
You only eat 1 meal.
You’re very weak.
You hate your body.
You did starve yourself.
You have low self esteem.
You use laxatives.
You need to be skinnier.
People always say you're skinny, but you think you're fat.
People think you are too skinny.
TOTAL : 2
- ADHD -
Your mind is all over the place.
You are hyper most of the time.
You barely pay attention to anything.
You cannot cooperate with people well.
You seem to never sit still.
You talk all the time.
You need attention 24/7.
TOTAL: 0
- Bipolar disorder -
You can act wild at times then the next you are severely depressed.
You are very irritable.
You barely get any or no sleep.
You are sometimes anti-social.
You have very high self esteem at times
You have thought of /attempted suicide.(not considered, just imagined what the reaction would be)
TOTAL: 2 1/2 i guess?
- Bulimia nervosa -
You throw up all of your food.
You throw up even when you don't feel sick
You have no control over how you eat.
You use laxatives.
You have overly exercised to where you almost fainted/passed out.
You always say you are fat.
People think you are way too skinny.
TOTAL: 1
- Conduct disorder -
You can be a bully.
You've threatened someone.
You often find yourself in fights.
You have used a weapon that could cause injury to others.
You are cruel to humans and/or animals.
You have raped/molested someone.
You've destroyed property on purpose.
You stay out all night.(sometimes? i stay UP all night, idk)
TOTAL: 1 1/2
- Depression -
You are almost always sad.
You cry for no apparent reason.
You find no hope in your future.
You find no longer excitement over the activities you used to love.
You always find yourself around the house or in bed all day.
You can be anti-social.
You have low self esteem.
Everything bad that happens is always your fault
You always seem to have physical features hurt.
You are failing school.
You have thought of/attempted suicide.(again...)
You have ran away from home.
Hope is no longer there for you.
TOTAL: 3 1/2
- OCD -
You have daily rituals.
You have disturbing thoughts or thoughts you hate.
You have to do a certain thing until it feels right.
You have to keep things in a certain order.
You have harmed yourself.(msg me if curious i guess?)
You are afraid you will get a STD, aids, or any kind of germs.
You have to check some stuff over again. (Ex: checking door repeatedly)
TOTAL: 4
- PTSD –
You repetitively have flashbacks of horrible moments/memories in your life.
You sometimes think the event will happen again.
You feel highly uncomfortable when remembered/remembering the event
You can be anti-social.(again! augh!)
You have lost interest in the things you used to love.
You have not had a lot of sleep lately.
You worry about dying at an early age.
For fun you can have angry outbursts.
You sometimes act younger than your age.
TOTAL: 1
- Schizophrenia -
You often have hallucinations.
You sometimes have strange, unusual dreams or thoughts.(ties in with above, suffer from sleep paralysis/hypnagogic hallucinations)
You can be confused about reality and fantasy.(again, ties in)
You think people are always staring or talking about you.
You have extreme anxiety or fearfulness.
You have difficulty with relationships with family, friends, and opposite sex.
You do not take care of your hygiene like you should.
You are very shy.
You often talk to yourself.
TOTAL: 7
GRAND TOTAL: 22 1/2
0-25 = normal
26-40 = you have some problems
41-50+= GET HELP NOW
I am concerned about the amount i checked for schizophrenia...
is da biggest dork in the world
cinnamon toast crunch and cigarettes
ah yes
my new years was super fun and everyone EVERYONE talked to my parents. on the phone. and i talked to paul.
dragana told me
"The little boy, with the pointy nose, and the slicked back hair. He reminds me of you SOOO much"
"Yeah, I've got the nose"
"No not looks it's the way he talks. Everything he says it's like you saying it!"
FUCKING FANTASTIC!
Alright, LOOK ALIVE OUT THERE. C'MON EVERYONE.
You heard him, Melissa, look lively, I mean have a, have a lively look about you.
What are you Melissa's dad, or something?
Yeah.
Yeah. I thought you looked familiar. Ernest, right?
Eric.
Yeah Melissa's a good kid, y'know you got a, you got a pretty good kid there.
I call her my little sunshine daisy-
MELISSA. YOU IDIOT. KICK THE BALL.
Oh my god, Eric, look at all the women! I wanna live here!
Yeah, don't pee in the pool.
Too late.
Okay. Hahaha.
LADIES! HELLO! HOW YOU DOIN' DOWN THERE? HOW'S THE POOL? HEY LOOK OUT, CANNONBALL LADIES. Hahahahaha, Eric how many floors up are we?
11. Up and down my friend.
Alright, forget the cannonball. FORGET THE CANNONBALL. Eh, they're...they seem to be ignoring me.
Yeah.
Yeah. I tell you this is gonna be great.
Well let's not get ahead of ourselves John I mean you haven't...you haven't heard back from the bank yet, and-
You know what, the hell with the bank, Eric. I'm gonna live in this place and I'm gonna start my new life here.
You know, I think we should continue to check out different price ranges.
No, forget it, I need this place
I don't disagree, I just say you need to keep your options open at this point.
Do you know what kind of status goes with living in a place like this?
Oh it is a very prestigious place to live.
Say goodbye to the old John McGuirk...Eric.
Bye.
Thank you. Now say hello to the new John McGuirk.
Okay and how will I know the difference?
Well, I turned around.
That...that...indicates the arrival...of?-
The new John Mcguirk is going to live HERE Eric, alright? He's gonna have a respectable apartment, a condominium that he OWNS, I'll be a HOMEowner, and I may grow a moustache.
--
Eric.
Yes.
John McGuirk.
Hey John what can I do for you?
Uh, well, I wanted to know if you heard from the loan people-
Actually no, I haven't heard anything yet.
I was hoping to know by the end of the day because I uh, I just moved out of my apartment.
Wh, whoa, wait wait, you already mo-why would you move out already?
I hate that place. So I went over to my landlady and I mooned her. Told her to kiss my big fat ass.
Brendan you don't have scurvy, only pirates get scurvy.
Pirates and me. Wait write that down, that's a good movie title.
Brendan, I don't loan money to 8 year olds. Anymore. And if you see Billy, tell him I'm looking for him.
The reason I love Lucky Number Slevin is because it's a graphic novel that was made into a movie first. If you think about it in detail this would have been perfect as a book. PERFECT!!
Princeton is VERY good. Can't describe them. Just good.
Bound Stems, really good, very fun. Pop-punk/ska influenced Broken Social Scene pretty much.
Mother Mother, good girl pop. Reminds me of Delgados, probably just cause of the girl singer.
