The best friend I remember…

The best friend I remember always points out the bright side when I cant see it to remind me things will get better.

The best friend I remember drags me out when I beg to stay home to remind me sometimes friends do know what you need better then you do.

The best friend I remember drops everything when I call them crying @3am and makes me talk to them till I feel better, cause that’s what friends are for.

The best friend I remember knows to just be a shoulder to cry on provide comfort when things cant change to remind you that friends are in it together.

The best friend I remember drives me to the hospital and passes out in the waiting room till they know im okay, to remind you that your cared for.

I miss the best friends I remember.

"Running is the greatest metaphor for life, because you get out of it what you put into it."
~Oprah Winfrey.

The only person you should be in competition with is yourself.

I'm now a RED head, plus I cut off like 3 or 4 inches. Pics to come eventually.

A study conducted by UCLA's Department of Psychiatry has revealed that

the kind of face a woman finds attractive on a man can differ depending

on where she is in her menstrual cycle.

For example: If she is ovulating, she is attracted to men with rugged

and masculine features. However, if she is menstruating, or menopausal,

she tends to be more attracted to a man with duct tape over his mouth

and a spear lodged in his chest while he is on fire.

No further studies are planned at this time.

1. EVER BEEN GIVEN AN ENGAGEMENT RING?
no

2. LONGEST RELATIONSHIP?
long

3. LAST GIFT YOU RECEIVED?
my xmas tree!

4. EVER DROPPED A CELL PHONE?
story of my life

5. WHEN'S THE LAST TIME YOU WORKED OUT?
yesterday

6. THING(S) YOU SPEND A LOT OF MONEY ON?
my enjoyment

7. LAST FOOD YOU ATE?
eggs and waffles

8. FIRST THING YOU NOTICE ABOUT THE OPPOSITE SEX?
depends on what they have to offer

9. ONE FAVORITE SONG?
not to sure

10. WHERE DO YOU LIVE?
calgary

13. FAVORITE MALL?
market

14. LONGEST JOB YOU HAD?
3 years

15. DO YOU OWN A PAIR OF DICE?
fuzzy dice in my truck review mirror yes

16. DO YOU PRANK CALL PEOPLE?
No.. but i should start

17. LAST WEDDING YOU ATTENDED?
Kevins

18. FIRST FRIEND YOU'D CALL IF YOU WON THE LOTTERY?
oh fuck calling.. mass text everyone!!

19. LAST TIME YOU SAW YOUR BEST FRIEND?
i dont think i have one best friend.. i got a few

20. FAVORITE FAST FOOD RESTAURANT?
oh i dont eat fast food.. but id say wendys cause they have tasty salads

21. BIGGEST LIE YOU HAVE HEARD?
i dont know what it is.. but it wouldnt be suitable for posting online if i did.

22. EVER BEEN MARRIED?
no

23. WHERE'S YOUR FAVORITE PLACE TO EAT WITH FRIENDS?
moxies

24. CAN YOU COOK?
Yes

26. BEST KISS?
oooo lots of good kisses.

27. LAST TIME YOU CRIED?
day before yesterday

28. MOST DISLIKED FOOD?
sushi

29. THING YOU LIKE MOST ABOUT YOURSELF?
personalty

30. THING YOU DISLIKE MOST ABOUT YOURSELF?
try not to focus on the things you dont like about yourself.

32. LONGEST SHIFT YOU HAVE WORKED AT A JOB?
13 hrs

33. FAVORITE MOVIE?
umm i dunno.. but im sure denzel washington is in it.

34. CAN YOU SING?
Of course i can! well? no.

35. LAST CONCERT ATTENDED?
oh fuck umm... i dont know to be honest.

36. LAST KISS?
today

37. LAST MOVIE RENTED?
people still rent?

38. ONE THING YOU NEVER LEAVE THE HOUSE WITHOUT?
my bag

39. FAVORITE VACATION SPOT?
probably somewhere i havent been yet

43. LAPTOP OR DESKTOP COMPUTER?
laptop

44. FAVORITE COMEDIAN?
Russell Peters

45. DO YOU SMOKE?
cigarettes.. nope

46. SLEEP WITH OR WITHOUT CLOTHES?
depends on how cold it is that night

47. WHO SLEEPS WITH YOU EVERY NIGHT?
no one

48. DO LONG DISTANCE RELATIONSHIPS WORK?
no

49. HOW MANY TIMES HAVE YOU BEEN PULLED OVER BY THE POLICE?
enough that i dont know the exact number

50. PANCAKES OR FRENCH TOAST?
oo french toast all the way!

51. DO YOU LIKE COFFEE?
yep.... mmmmm latte.

52. HOW DO YOU LIKE YOUR EGGS?
hard boiled

53. DO YOU BELIEVE IN ASTROLOGY?
no

54. LAST PERSON YOU TALKED TO ON THE PHONE?
taylor

55. LAST PERSON ON YOUR MISSED CALL LIST?
fuck if i know.. im not gonna waste my time looking it up for this

56. WHAT WAS THE LAST TEXT MESSAGE YOU RECEIVED?
same as above

58. NUMBER OF PILLOWS?
4

59. WHAT ARE YOU WEARING RIGHT NOW?
black shirt and jeans

60. PICK A LYRIC, ANY LYRIC OR SONG?
blind



61. WHAT KIND OF JELLY DO YOU LIKE ON YOUR PB & J SANDWICh?
strawberry

62. CAN YOU PLAY POOL?
only when drunk

63. CAN YOU SWIM?
yep

64. FAVORITE ICE CREAM?
umm what ever comes in soy.

65. DO YOU LIKE MAPS?
only google maps.. or a gps.

66. TELL ME A RANDOM FACT ABOUT YOURSELF?
ive never been snowboarding

68. EVER ATTEND A THEME PARTY?
Yes

69. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE SEASON?
warm

70. LAST TIME YOU LAUGHED AT SOMETHING STUPID?
lol all the time

72. BEST THING ABOUT WINTER?
tobogganing anyone?

73. LAST TIME A COP GAVE YOU A TICKET?
err i got a photo radar in the mail i have yet to pay

75. NAME OF YOUR FIRST PET?
Max

76. DO YOU THINK PIRATES ARE COOL OR OVERRATED?
Overrated

77. WHAT ARE YOU DOING THIS WEEKEND?
lots

78. MONTH BORN
may

79. WHAT DO YOU WANT TO BE?
ah what i wanna be and what ill end up doing are completely different things. Ideally id like to be independently wealthy.

85. ARE YOU ON A LAPTOP?
yes

87. ARE YOU SMILING?
at what?

88. DO YOU HAVE ON EYELINER?
No

89. DO YOU MISS SOMEONE RIGHT NOW?
everyone misses someone

90. IF YOU COULD GO ANYWHERE IN THE WORLD WHERE WOULD YOU GO?
umm lets do Amsterdam.

92. ARE YOU IN HIGH SCHOOL?
fuck no

93. DO YOU HAVE A CRUSH?
hehehe awwww!

94. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE NAME?
errrrrrrrrrrr......?

95. WHAT COLOR IS YOUR BATHING SUIT?
black

96. DOES YOUR SCHOOL START IN AUGUST?
school? what school are we speaking of?

97. DID YOU GO ON VACATION LAST MONTH?
i wish

98. HAVE YOU EVER BEEN ON A CRUISE?
No

99. DO YOU HAVE A SISTER?
No

100. ARE YOU UPSTAIRS?
No

101. NAME AN OBSESSION?
an obsession? or my obsession? i dont think im "obsessed" with anything.

102. WHAT IS YOUR GREATEST ACCOMPLISHMENT?
ive had many accomplishments.

103. DO YOU WISH YOU COULD SEE ANYONE RIGHT NOW?
isnt that just like missing someone? didnt we cover that?

104. WHAT JEWELRY ARE YOU WEARING?
necklace.. well and and what ever jewelry is in my piercings.. but that doesnt count.

105. WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO AFTER THIS SURVEY?
smoke a bowl

Once upon a time
in a land far away,
a beautiful, independent,
self-assured princess

happened upon a frog as she sat
contemplating ecological issues
on the shores of an unpolluted pond in a verdant meadow
near her castle.

The frog hopped into the princess' lap
and said: "Elegant Lady,
I was once a handsome prince,
until an evil witch cast a spell upon me.

One kiss from you, however,
and I will turn back
into the dapper, young prince that I am

and then, my sweet, we can marry
and set up housekeeping
in my castle
with my mother,

where you can
prepare my meals,
clean my clothes, bear my children,
and forever feel
grateful and happy doing so. "

That night,
as the princess dined sumptuously
on lightly sauteed frog legs
seasoned in a white wine
and onion cream sauce,
she chuckled and thought to herself:

I don't fuckin' think so.

Random:

1. Do you still talk to the first person you kissed?
Don't remember to be honest

2. Have you ever seen your best friend(s) naked?
Yes

4. Do you ever think you'll find your soul mate?
sure

5. Pro choice or pro life?
pro choice

6. How many people have you kissed?
Fuck if ill ever know

7. Did you vote for Bush?
I couldnt even if i wanted to

8. Where are you going on your next vacation?
dunno.

10. Do you like boys or girls better as friends?
boys

11. Do you own any furniture from IKEA?
no actually

12. Last thing you read?
a magazine

13. If you could have one super power what would it be?
more super powers

14. Where have you lived most of your life?
Calgary

15. What was the last conversation you had about?
Sex

16. Where do you see yourself in four years?
No clue

17. What's your favourite smell(s)?
vanilla

18. What is your favourite sound(s)?
music. good music

19. Are you moody?
not usually

20. Favourite movie of all time?
No idea

21. Have you ever done anything vindictive to your classmate?
I'd imagine so yes

22. Have you ever played Spin the bottle?
hahahahahahahaa YES

23. Have you ever liked someone and not told them?
Yes

24. Have you ever gone camping?
Yes

25. Have you ever had a crush on your brother/sister's friend?
my oldest bro is 10

26. Have you ever gone to a nude beach?
No

27. Have you ever gone streaking?
yes

28. Have you ever gone skinny dipping?
yes

29. Have you ever laughed so hard you cried?
Yes

30. Have you ever gone to a party where you were the only sober person?
no

31. Have you ever been in love?
yes

32. Have you ever felt betrayed by your best friend?
Yes

33. Have you ever lied to your parents?
Yes

34. Have you ever been out of Canada?
Yes

35. Have you ever thrown up from working out?
no

36. Have you ever gotten a haircut so bad that you wore a hat?
no

37. Have you ever eaten 3 meals from 3 different fast food places?
in one day.. no

38. Last song you listened to?
im far to drunk to remember

39. Have you ever spied on someone?
Yes

40. Have you ever slept with one of your coworkers?
Not that i recall at the moment

41. What would you do with 1,000 plastic spoons?
stick them into people at random.

42. Who was the last person who you called?
dont remember

43. When was the last time you slept for more than 12 hours?
last night

44. Have you ever been arrested?
no

45. Most embarrassing CD you own?
im not embarassed of my music taste. if u dont like it... suck me.

46. Have you ever stolen anything?
Yes

47. Have you ever had egg nog?
Yes.

Today Did You:

1. Talk to a boy/girl you like today?
No

2. Realize anything new?
No

3. Talk to an ex?
no

4. Miss someone?
no

Last Person Who:

5. Slept in your bed?
umm kristin i think

7. You went to the movies with?
craig

8. Went to the mall with you?
craig

9. You said "I love you" to and meant it?
i wont say it unless i mean it

10. Did the person you care about most break your heart?
No

11. Said they loved you and meant it?
dunno

12. Called you in the middle of the night?
malalalalalaaa

13. Do you have a crush on someone?
no

Just Plain Questions:

14. What book are you reading now?
this

15. Best feeling in the world?
hahahaa

16. Favorite location?
dunno

17. Piercing/tattoos?
too many

18. What are you most scared of right now?
my sickness being untreatable

19. Where do you want to get married?
dunno

20. Who do you really hate?
dunno

21. Does anyone really hate you?
probably

22. Do you like being around people?
yes

23 Have you ever cried?
obviously dumb ass.

24. Are you lonely right now?
No

25. Song stuck in your head right now?
none

26. Been on radio/TV?
Yes

27. Ever liked someone, but you think they never noticed you?
No

28. Ever liked someone who treated you like crap?
no

29. How many beds did you lay in yesterday?
mine

30. what color shirt are you wearing?
no shirt on

31. Name three things that you do every day?
eat, sleep, drink water

32. How much cash do you have on you right now?
$6.41

34. When was the last time you saw your dad?
last aug

35. Who got you to join Facebook?
dunno

36. What did you have for dinner last night?
chicken salad

39. What web site do you visit the most?
No idea

40. Do you have plants in your room?
no

41. Does any part of your body hurts right now?
Yes

42. What's your favourite Starbucks drink?
hot cocoalte

43. Would you have a problem if your friend went after your ex?
no

I got a sun burn kids.....ouchy! x 2.

I'm now unemployed cause of this stupid illness thing!

Everyone is loosing their lives to facebook. I get so many messages, friend requests and event invitations I cant keep up!!

So the latest is that I probably have an ulcer. Shitty deal for me. Im waiting for my blood and breath test to come back from the doctor. Im also being referred to a specialist for more tests. I got pills....they help mildly; but im still sick as fuck.

Man this payday needs to come faster. Speaking of payday...Taylor is moving end of this month.