You believe not all patients are annoying ... some are unconscious
Your sense of humor seems to get more "warped" each year.
Almost everything can seem humorous ... eventually.
You've been telling stories in a restaurant and had someone at another table throw up.
You notice that you use more four letter words now than before you became a nurse.
You don't get excited about blood loss ... unless it's your own.
You've told a confused patient your name was that of your coworker and to HOLLER if they need help.
When checking the level of orientation of a patient, you aren't sure of the answer.
You can sleep soundly at the hospital cafeteria table during dinner break, sitting up and not be embarrassed when you wake up.
You've sworn you're going to have "NO CODE" tattooed on your chest
To all my nurse chickys! lets go make this world a better place!.. haha.. u know I lub u!