Nobody bothers to read these.
Otherwise dickheads wouldn't send me messages.

Taking the internet seriously, my kitty, typewriters, pillaging, ditching the city, being a pretentious fuck, kissing, dancing around in undies, zombie hunting, being wicked dope, learning new things, rainy days, my bicycle, inside jokes, grammar, needle drugs, buying really expensive underwear, my sewing machine, running, boob scotch on the rocks, looooong showers, cozy sweaters, being called kitten, singing loudly and poorly, booty calls, getting my safety buzz on, warm beds, piano, new holes in my chest, gorgeous fabrics, the study of literary movements, pornography, red crayons, musics, exclamation marks!, wearing dresses, great big twirl around and wobble hugs, ice cream, drunken dancing, arts and crafts, gin, sunshine on the top of my head, listening to acoustic songs way too loudly, pretending to be literary, masturbation, intelligent racism

People who use the word "punk" wrong, jerkbags, getting soap in my mouth, setting my tits in condiments, falling down, people who do not merge, being too nice, really big fake eyelashes, its nice that you have the internet but I will not have sex with you, perceived abandonment, minus 40 degrees, being called baby, feeling needy, drunken dialing, apologizing